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[1] "Lotus Dance in Autumn Wind" Anonymous
The lotus dance, the autumn wind and the willow shore fragrance,
? Row a boat in the lotus pond;
Linghu Biying is beautiful in people and flowers,
Laughing and scorching sun moving make-up.
Seeing that this flowery beauty was about to go far away, the Zhou brothers would not let Su Xiaoya walk lightly, they chased after her like flies.
Su Xiaoya turned around and said angrily: "Young masters, keep your word!"
"Do the math, do the math But our game is not over yet, why are you leaving?"
"Why isn't it over?"
"Just now we only competed for two questions, we should have three questions!" Zhou Boss said with a big smile.
Su Xiaoya asked: "What is it better than couplets?"
"It's up to you to decide what to compare. Just now, we were the ones who set the question. To be fair, how about asking Ms. Su to write the third question?"
Su Xiaoya thought for a while, and said: "Didn't you say that you can do everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, okay! Let me give you a painting topic, please draw a picture for me, whoever draws well will be me." guest of honor."
Jia Zhengli and the Zhou family brothers said in unison: "This method is good, this method is very good! Then, Miss Su, please come up with a painting title"
Su Xiaoya had already made up her mind, she looked at all the gentlemen, and said with a sneer: "Menisters, I think you all look like Pan'an, why don't you draw pictures of each other's faces, so that I can appreciate it."
When the brothers of the Zhou family heard Su Xiaoya praised them for their appearance, they were very happy, and they said repeatedly: "It's wonderful!"
Su Xiaoya almost laughed out loud, and hurriedly covered her face with her sleeves and walked into the gazebo by the roadside.
The brothers of the Zhou family got to work immediately, and asked someone to bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and spread the paper in the pavilion by the lake.
Su Xiaoya saw that this group of scumbags also entered the pavilion, so she quietly exited the pavilion, intending to get on the lotus picker's boat and slip away.
Shouted on Wednesday: "Miss Su can't slip away!"
Su Xiaoya turned her head and gave a blank look, and said, "I'm not going, where am I going"
Zhou Laosan asked the beautiful woman from Yangzhou who came to Chengdu with them to look at Su Xiaoya, and he began to paint with confidence.
The eldest Zhou faced the second son Zhou, and the third son Zhou faced Jia Zhengli, and everyone stared at each other's faces. Although they are painting independently, they have the same idea in their hearts - they must paint each other as ugly as possible, so that they can show their best beauty.
As a result, Jia Zhengli drew a cow's nose on Wednesday, boss Zhou drew two copper bell eyes on Lao Er Zhou, and Lao San Zhou drew Jia Zhengli's tongue half a foot long, just like a hanged ghost. Zhou Lao Er enlarged his elder brother's ears several times, so that he looked like a white elephant from a distance, but a pig from a close up
[2] "Guofeng. Fengfeng. Xiangshu" [1] The Book of Songs
A phase mouse has skin, but a human has no manners!
Human beings have no manners, so why not die?
Rats have teeth, but humans are endless!
There is no end to people, so why not die?
Xiangrao has a body, but he is rude!
If you are rude, will you die?
Not long after, their painting was completed. And they shouted together—
"Miss Su, please come out to enjoy the paintings!"
"Miss Su, look at me!"
"Look at me!"
"Look at mine first!"
They scrambled and yelled.
Su Xiaoya stood at the bow of the boat, pointed to Jia Zhengli's painting and said, "Mr. Jia, who are you painting?"
Jia Zhengli pointed to Zhou Laosan and said: "I painted him."
Su Xiaoya asked Miss Cailian: "Do you think it looks like Mr. Zhou on Wednesday?"
The lotus-picking girls understood Su Xiaoya's intentions and replied in unison: "Like!"
On Wednesday, I was only looking at my own paintings, but when Miss Cailian called out, I couldn't help turning my head to look at Jia Zhengli's paintings. It didn't matter what he saw, even he himself was startled, he grabbed Jia Zhengli's lapel and asked, "Who is this painted on?"
Jia Zhengli heard Miss Cailian say that he painted like him, so he also insisted: "I painted you."
"Bastard!" Wednesday cursed, and then "slapped" Jia Zhengli across the face.
Jia Zhengli slapped him, and turned his head to see the portrait Zhou Laosan drew for him, "Ah!" He was also taken aback, turned around, grabbed the lapel of Wednesday's shirt and asked sharply, "What did you draw? Me?"
Seeing Jia Zhengli's aggressive appearance on Wednesday, I was afraid of being slapped by him, so I wanted to ask everyone first before replying. So he asked loudly: "Look, do I look like a painting?"Mr. Zhou? "
"Like!" the lotus-picking girls by the lake said loudly.
On Wednesday, when everyone said that he painted like Mr. Jia, he broke away from Jia Zhengli's hand and said, "The one I drew is you."
"Fart!" Jia Zhengli grabbed the painting, dipped it in ink, and swiped it at Wednesday's face. A large ink smear immediately appeared on Wednesday's face, and he quickly wiped it on his face with his hands. His eyebrows and eyes became black, and he immediately turned into a giant panda in Sichuan.
Su Xiaoya and the lotus picking girls couldn't help laughing.
Both the boss and the second child also found that they were painted as devils by the other party. Like Jia Zhengli, they also scolded each other.
Everyone swiped ink and kicked their feet. All of a sudden, there was a lot of trouble, and the fighting became more and more fierce, until all of them were lying on the ground with bloody heads and couldn't move.
They wiped the ink, sweat and blood from their faces, opened their eyes and wanted to take another look at Su Xiaoya on the bow, where was her shadow.
So, they vented their anger on the woman who came with them: "How did you see Su Xiaoya?"
The group of women just covered their mouths and laughed.
After repeated questioning, I had no choice but to say: "We are patronizing to watch your performance of 'Quan Wu Xing'"
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Notes
[1] "National Style. Fengfeng. Xiangshu"
This poem is an article in the "Book of Songs", which is a folk song of the Huaxia nationality in the state of Yan in the pre-Qin period.
The whole poem consists of three chapters, each with four sentences. This poem clearly describes rats, but in fact, the rulers use hypocritical etiquette to deceive the people. The people hate them deeply, and compare them to rats, giving a bitter satire. Later, it was also like those scumbags: You would rather die than live and harm society!
The three chapters of the whole poem are overlapping, inspired by rats, repeated analogies, and juxtaposed meanings, but each has its own emphasis. The whole poem is full of strong emotions and sharp language.
Translation:
See that mice have skins, but people don't pay attention to etiquette. If people don't have etiquette, why don't they die?
Look at that mouse has teeth, but people don't know shame. If people have no sense of shame, what are they waiting for if they don't die?
See that mice have limbs, but people have no ethics. If people don't have ethics, why don't they die soon? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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