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- Hogwarts Druid Master Text Volume 570, Professor Umbridge failed to persuade Fisher¡¯s Professor Trelawney was in a bad mood, so he assigned a lot of homework for everyone¡ªrecord what to do every day for a month dream.
Harry and the others all complained, only Fish didn't take it seriously.
Anyway, even if he was dreaming, he would only dream of the giant tree. At best, he could write "I dreamed of the big tree" thirty times.
After the divination class was over, Fish first went to meet Hermione who was taking arithmetic and divination, and then went to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom together.
"This class, Fish, you'd better keep quiet." Hermione said solemnly, "That Umbridge was sent by the Ministry of Magic to intervene in the school management. We'd better not be caught by her."
"Don't worry Hermione, Fisher knows meow!"
Mao Mao replied solemnly, which reassured Hermione a little.
However, what she didn't realize was that a sly look flashed through Fish's big green eyes.
When they walked into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, the other students had already arrived, and Umbridge was sitting quietly behind the podium, waiting for the bell to ring.
She's still wearing the fuzzy pink cardigan from last night, with a black velvet bow on top of her head
It looks like a big fly has landed on a bigger toad.
"Puff puff¡¡"
Looking at Umbridge on the podium, Maomao, who had an association, couldn't help puffing up his cheeks and laughing.
Umbridge looked over, her eyes swept over the cat ears on Fish's head, and after a moment of stupefaction, she immediately put on a sweet smile.
"Look who this is?" She pinched her throat and said in a voice like a little girl's: "Mr. McGonagall, Minister Fudge has praised you a lot, you are really as cute as the rumors say! "
Although Umbridge showed a very friendly attitude, Fisher was keenly aware that the other party didn't seem to like him very much
Because under normal circumstances, people who see themselves for the first time, especially women, can't help but lean over and give themselves a hand, but Umbridge sat motionless, with no thought of getting close to him at all.
Of course, it's not that Fish has never seen such a person who is not affected by his affinity, and he himself doesn't like Umbridge very much, so naturally he doesn't take her true attitude to heart.
"Can you share with me what makes you so happy?"
Umbridge crossed the short fat fingers of her two hands, put them upright on her chest, and asked with a friendly look.
Fish blinked, and after thinking for a moment, he said honestly: "Fish thinks you look like Raffle."
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As soon as Maomao¡¯s words came out, the students sitting below all burst into laughter, not only the Gryffindor students, but even the Hufflepuff students who were in class together were overjoyed. Their prefect Ernie McMillan even banged on the desk exaggeratedly.
Neville's pet that always runs away is quite famous in the entire Hogwarts. After all, when they were in their first year, Hermione once led Neville to knock on their carriages one by one, asking Leffe whereabouts.
"Quiet! Be quiet!"
Umbridge screamed and slapped the podium a few times, quieting the laughing students. At this time, her face no longer had that sweet smile on her face, but her whole face was darkened. Go down it looks more like a toad.
Although she didn't know who Fish was talking about, Umbridge already knew from the reactions of other students that it was definitely not a good metaphor. She really wanted to teach Fish, the little wizard who mocked her, a lesson right away, but Thinking of Minister Fudge's explanation, she had to suppress the anger in her heart.
"Which fellow is Laife? I don't seem to see him on the roll."
After doing some mental construction, Umbridge resumed his smirk, and then he still couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked.
Then she saw the cat-eared boy in front of her raise her hand, pointing to a round-faced boy at the back of the classroom, and replied, "Rifle is Neville's pet cat."
"Ah" Umbridge's face softened a little, and she continued to ask, "Is it a cat? Or an owl?"
Owls have always been the most popular pets among wizards, and cat pets have also become popular since Fisher was exposed last year because of the Trifinals. Umbridge feels that using these two animals to compare herself, she stillacceptable.
"None of them are meows," Fisher shook his head, and replied seriously, "It's toad meows."
A burst of laughter broke out in the classroom again, covering up the class bell that just rang, and the smiling faces that Umbridge piled up with great difficulty collapsed again.
Regarding Fish's origin, Umbridge also did her homework, so she subconsciously thought that most of the pets Fish mentioned would be cats.
And Umbridge actually likes decorations with cat patterns very much, because she has always felt that cats, such cute-looking creatures, match her temperament very well
Although she thinks real cats are dirty and troublesome, this does not affect her thinking that she is a cat-like witch, and even her patron saint is a cat.
But at the same time, she actually knows that she looks "a bit" like a toad, but it is precisely because of such self-knowledge that Umbridge hates others to comment on her appearance the most.
The reason why she continued to ask Fish just now was not only that she thought the answer would be cats, but also because pets like toads were out of fashion as early as Umbridge's time, so she never thought that there would be people who would now. Raise this ugly and disgusting thing.
So, when he heard that Fishlife was a toad, the string that held Umbridge's sanity snapped. She even hated Neville, who raised Rifle, for it.
"Shut up!"
Umbridge lost her mind and let out a terrible roar, like the whistle of an old siren-this is her truest sound.
The laughter in the classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts with a distorted face on the podium in surprise.
Just when the angry Umbridge was about to punish Fish and the unlucky Neville, Fish spoke again
"I'm sorry, meow, did Fish make a mistake again?"
Mao Mao scratched his hair and said innocently: "Fish doesn't know if you don't like Le Fu. Although he doesn't have long hair, there are many female toads in the Black Lake who like him very much and want to give birth to him. Baby, so Fish thought you would like him too, meow"
Umbridge, who had finally regained his composure because of Fisher's apology, almost snapped again after he realized the meaning of what he said later.
And the other classmates who also reacted, at this time, also covered their mouths with their hands, for fear that they would burst out laughing if they were not careful.
However, Umbridge, as an official fan dedicated to making progress, quickly adjusted after losing his composure once.
If it hadn't been for Minister Fudge's explanation
After panting for a while, driven by her remaining rationality and her desire for promotion, she forcibly suppressed the anger in her heart.
Fish McGonagall's thinking is different from normal people
Umbridge tried hard to convince herself not to be as knowledgeable as Fish by using the information she found. Of course, she wisely did not continue to entangle with Fish.
"Cough, cough." She cleared her throat, resumed that whining voice, and said to Fish: "Class is over now, please go back to your seat, Mr. McGonagall."
"Did you do it on purpose just now?"
After both of them sat down, Hermione asked in a low voice in Fisher's ear.
Although the current aesthetics of cats and cats is still different from that of ordinary people, Hermione has long discussed with Fish about how to evaluate human appearance, so she knows that even if Fish really thinks that he looks like a toad, there is nothing wrong with it. If something is not good, it will not be regarded as something that can be praised.
Besides
Hermione still remembered that when Fish first entered the classroom and saw Umbridge, she just burst out laughing.
Facing Hermione's questioning, Maomao stuck out its tongue, and put on an innocent but obviously outspoken appearance
"Fish doesn't understand what you're doing, Hermione."
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