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Because of a piece of land, my cousin has accompanied him in his life's happiness.
So sometimes one step is wrong, every step is wrong.
In fact, it is also a different kind of happiness. The sinister and cunning cousin meets the greedy and stingy Landlord Li as his husband, and the shrewd and capable Li Xiaohu as his wife.
After so many years, my cousin finally got his retribution and met his opponent.
Cousin became the door-to-door son-in-law, and the treatment was very miserable
Landlord Li's house is euphemistically called a beauty and beauty package, and it is outrageously stingy.
At noon, Landlord Li threw a radish to his cousin and said: Your lunch.
Cousin endured it, thinking that this father-in-law is the grandfather of his future son, and he wants to respect the old and love the young.
In the evening, Landlord Li threw a carrot to his cousin and said, "It's your dinner."
Cousin's mouth was numb from eating, and he looked at Li Xiaohu sadly. Li Xiaohu lowered his head and pretended not to see, and concentrated on drinking the meat and bone soup. Antenatal care is important!
At night, my cousin sleeps alone in the house alone, because my beloved Xiaohu is going to have a baby, so he doesn't live with him. He swore in his heart that if Landlord Li gave him carrots again the next day, he would turn against him.
Tossing and turning, being alone, finally falling asleep, waking up the next day, my cousin stood firm after brushing his teeth, telling himself that if he throws carrots at him again, he will run away from home, there is no human rights, neither should children up.
My cousin sat at the dinner table, and when he was waiting for Landlord Li to give him radishes, he went into a rage.
As a result, Landlord Li came over slowly and threw two vegetable leaves to his cousin. Seeing the astonished expression on his cousin's face, he criticized him, "What are you looking at? You must be diligent and thrifty. You think you can eat radishes every meal, but you only have radishes for breakfast." leaf!
Cousin looked up at the sky and tried hard not to let the tears flow out. After a long time, when he looked down and saw the two leaves in the bowl, he still wanted to cry
I couldn't see minced meat for several meals, and I was really hungry. Finally one day my cousin decided to stand up and said to my father-in-law: Order takeaway at noon, eat pizza, I treat you.
Landlord Li was about to nod when he heard that his son-in-law¡¯s treat was still foreign food, and he had a good relationship, but then he thought that the son-in-law¡¯s money was not his daughter¡¯s, so he shook his head again: No, no, I¡¯d better be a vegetarian, it¡¯s healthier!
The cousin knew this would happen, nodded and said: "It's easy, order a pizza, the vegetables on it belong to you, and the meat belongs to me."
Finally bullied this unpleasant old man once. Cousin is very proud. Just turning around, Li Xiaohu yelled, "Third brother, you're being naughty again!"
Yes, eat vegetarian noodles at noon to take care of the appetite of pregnant women.
In the United States, the weather is sunny, the air is tense, and the general election is currently in progress.
"Old man, why don't you immigrate to the United States together with your family!" The fat man warmly entertained Xu Bao and his party. Very happy, the fat man invited.
Of course his ulterior motives are not in drinking, even in Tyson.
Xu Bao ate very happily, and it was all up to the old man to decide.
The old man chewed slowly, and it took a long time before he swallowed a small piece of steak in his mouth, took a sip of his drink, and said slowly: "No, no, there is no white rice. This beef is half-cooked and teeth are gritting." very.
Fatty wanted to cry when he heard it. He spent a lot of money. If he had known that Xu Bao would come to the restaurant that was booked several months in advance, he would not be able to come here to eat steak. He still didn¡¯t please the old man. If he had known, he would have eaten Sichuan cuisine. , cheap and convenient!
Xu Bao ate with relish, and shouted cheerfully: Another plate!
The fat man turned his head and looked at Tyson affectionately, pretending that he didn't know Xu Bao, shame on him, every time he came here, he was so embarrassing!
Tyson ate the steak calmly, he couldn't tell if he was blushing his face was too dark.
Seeing that the old man couldn't break through, the fat man decided to change direction and came to Xu Bao's side.
Because Xiaobao has Tyson by his side.
"Fatty, you're getting fat again!" Xiaobao ate his steak, looked at Fatty who only ate a little green salad, and mercilessly hit his tragic point.
The fat man who was putting vegetables in his mouth twitched his face very hard. He was already working hard to lose weight. People say that eating bananas can help you lose weight. He ate two bananas after every meal, but the effect was not good.
Tyson still eats elegantly on the sidelines. After living in China for so many years, Tyson's Chinese is not satisfactory. He can speak and listen a lot.
The fat man simply stopped eating vegetables, looked at Tyson affectionately, and said: "If you have a friend who loses weight but doesn't lose weight, please cherish itThe one who made an appointment to eat steak together again is going to die young
Immediately, Xu Bao's eyes were full of tears. She must see Truman off for the last time. "Secretary He, please prepare the car, I'm going to see Lao Du."
Lao He didn't understand, because Mao was still fine just now, when he said a word, Xu Bao looked sad and sad, and directly ordered himself to work, and he couldn't refuse at all. He had no choice but to prepare the car.
However, because the private meeting between Xu Bao and Eisenhower's staff was published in the newspaper, many reporters wandered around the door of Xu Bao's residence, trying to dig out some news.
Seeing Xu Bao come out with a sad look on his face, the reporters were very sensitive. Could it be that something happened, they were very excited, and felt that there was big news to dig out
The reporter came forward very sharply and asked directly: Xu is so awesome, what's wrong with it!
Xu Bao wanted to cry very much at first, but when she heard the foreigner ask in unfamiliar Chinese, she thought that Lao Du could also say a few words back then, so she said sadly: President, hehe
The reporter was surprised, President Truman? Big news, top secret big news
Secretary He prepared the car to call Xu Bao. When he saw another reporter in front of Xu Bao, he was startled. Reporters are the scariest thing, especially foreign reporters. They dare to say anything, so they hurried forward and dragged Xu Bao away.
As soon as Secretary He approached, he heard the reporter ask again: What happened to President Truman?
He was afraid that what Xu Bao said would be bad, and the reporter would scribble it, so he hurriedly shouted: "It's just a cold!"
Then he dragged Xu Bao into the car.
Leave some reporters behind.
The reporters shook their heads, a little cold would be so sad that they would cry, who am I lying to! Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway.
Continue to drive and track.
On the way, Xu Bao suddenly remembered that he was going to see a patient and wanted to give some gifts, so he hurriedly asked Secretary He to turn around and went to a butcher shop.
Xu Bao picked out a thick piece of five-finger-high pork belly. It was really fat, and it was the most beautiful pork belly in the butcher shop. Then found another gift shop and had the meat wrapped.
Secretary He's face twitched, and he was very embarrassed. It would be better not to give this gift, it's too strange.
Xu Bao firmly believes that Lao Du likes to eat meat, so he will definitely understand her painstaking efforts.
In Xu Bao's opinion, if someone gave her such a beautiful piece of pork belly, she would be very happy.
The reporters followed in a daze, seeing the car parked here and there, and felt that the matter was not simple. The Chinese must be playing cover and trying to get rid of them. Fortunately, they are smarter and secretly Followers did not let down their vigilance.
When they arrived at the White House, Xu Bao came to visit. Lao Du was very happy and came to greet him in person.
Secretary He looked calm, you see, he is fine, just a little cold.
Xu Bao breathed a sigh of relief, and generously gave the gift he brought to Truman.
The last time Truman read the newspaper, he felt that Xu Bao was not that kind of person. In order to show that the representative from China still supported him, he enthusiastically opened the gift face to face.
However, he did have a cold and was not feeling well. After all, running for the presidency is not an easy task. It is not so easy for him to be re-elected. .
He unwrapped the gift on the spot with a smile on his face at the moment, and then Truman, who had a bad appetite and a bad cold, saw a piece of thick raw pork belly in his hand, and threw up on the spot.
Xu Bao looked at Secretary He with a sad face: You also said that he just had a cold and would not die!
The reporters following outside had been waiting for this scene for a long time, and took pictures of Truman's dazed expression.
The next day's paper: The President is critically ill
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