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On the mining side, as long as the Italians send the mining machinery, they can start work. The training of Wu Anguo's soldiers also went smoothly.
The main reason is that all the benefits are very good, the soldiers are not fools, and the boss is good, so they will naturally work hard. No, Wu Anguo also specially invited a doctor to give the soldiers a medical examination.
The doctor's surname is Wang, and his name is Wang Xizhi. He was found by Zhang Shiqing. He is very famous and is said to be very capable. Not to mention Datong County, he is well-known throughout Shanxi.
His best housekeeping skill is to diagnose urine and diagnose diseases, and he is accurate in everything he says. In modern times, this person is an artificial urine test machine, and he must be wiped out by the boss of the company that sells medical equipment.
Doctor Wang is very proud of his ability, claiming that there is no disease that he cannot treat. He looks like he has his nostrils upturned to everyone. But Xu Bao is very curious about this legendary skill, so he must watch it.
You also know, her eldest brother, as long as she uses the nirvana of coquettishness, Wu Anguo basically never gives in. So Xu Bao also went to the physical examination site.
Dr. Wang was very upset when he saw the woman coming, he blew his beard and stared, Xu Bao made a face, and pissed off the doctor.
?Because there are many soldiers, time is tight, and there are many tasks, the doctor has no time to argue with Xu Bao, so he starts the physical examination, a round of 50.
Dr. Wang of Niu Chacha started the physical examination. Every time he finished talking about a bowl of urine, he asked the soldier who pissed the bowl to come forward. It was amazing.
Several times in a row were good, and when it reached the eighth one, Dr. Wang saw a bowl of strong tea-colored urine, frowned and said, "This, it's a little empty"
Then the skinny and red Maodou walked up, and the soldiers behind laughed like crazy. Watching others suffer has always been one of the few entertainment activities in the army, especially when everyone is hiding in the crowd and it is safe, it is even more unscrupulous laughing. They clearly know that it will be their turn, but now they must laugh hard when they see other people's jokes, otherwise it will be bad for them to laugh the loudest when it is their turn.
Amidst the roar of laughter, Dr. Wang still carried out the physical examination meticulously. Later, the normal ones stopped shouting, and Dr. Wang singled out the ones he thought were problematic.
This is much faster.
But when it came to the last bowl, Doctor Wang looked serious.
He dipped his fingers into the urine, dipped it, put it in his mouth again, tasted it, frowned for a long time and still remained silent. The soldiers underneath were nervous, but watching the doctor taste the urine mouthful after mouthful, Is it delicious?
In the end, there was only one bottom left in the small half bowl of urine, and the doctor stood up, frowned, sighed, and said uncertainly: "Look at this urine, it smells extremely stench, but this child is frail and sickly, skinny, afraid It's not long to live"
As soon as this sentence came out, the scene exploded. Who is it? What a poor man, so pitiful. After waiting for a long time, I didn't see the soldier go up to claim the bowl. Could it be that he is dead? No way¡¡
At this time, Xu Bao, who was sitting at the back, shrunk his head and patted the big cat in shame. Then the big cat swaggered to the bowl, squatted down, and stared at Doctor Wang with piercing tiger eyes, as if he was very hostile. The one is saying: Damn pervert, actually drinking my pee
Seeing that it was actually a tiger, Dr. Wang was so angry that he fainted straight away!
Xu Bao's neck shrunk in even harder, it's over, it's over, the elder brother must be angry. She was about to run away, but was caught by her elder brother. She honestly raised her head and smirked: "HeheBrother, I'm just curious, and I want to see if it's really that amazing"
Wu Anguo knew it was the little girl's fault. No wonder she didn't make a sound after so long, just sat and watched obediently.
Seeing that the elder brother didn't speak, and looked at her with a face of asking for Dover, Xu Bao quickly changed the subject and asked: "Elder brother checked everything, did the doctor say it's okay?"
Wu Anguo's face turned red, and he still remembered what the doctor told him: "The yang energy is too strong, you need to take more supplements"
When Xu Bao saw that his elder brother was blushing, he must have something tricky, so he pestered him and told himself, "Brother, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, huh huh! Don't tell me, is there a problem?"
Wu Anguo blushed even more because of Xiaobao's fuss. If it weren't for the fact that there were people on both sides of the scene, otherwise he would have dealt with the little girl immediately and told her the answer with practical actions. Xu Bao didn't realize it, but cheerfully put his small mouth close to his ear and whispered: "You tell me one person, and I won't tell others?"
The numb feeling made Mr. Wu feel that his whole body was trembling, and his ears were his most sensitive place. This little girl teased him without looking at the occasion, really.
Xu Bao was surprised to see that his elder brother's ears were red.?? Jumped away and shouted: "Does the eldest brother have hemorrhoids?"
After that, the soldiers looked at the commander with weird eyes, and they would pay attention to his sitting posture unconsciously, Wu Anguo's famous name!
Taking advantage of the chaos at the scene, Xu Bao didn't have time to react, and greeted the big cat.
Pretend not to hear the angry shout of the eldest brother behind!
Now that she is familiar in Datong, Xu Bao started her life goal again, to revolutionize for meat to eat.
Take the big cat to eat all over the county. The big cat is getting fatter and fatter, and Xu Bao has discovered a new function of the big cat.
Because Datong is a major coal-producing county, the inside and outside of the house are particularly easy to get dirty, and there will be flying dust on the floor after a while. In order to share some of the work of the third aunt, Xu Bao is going to help the third aunt mop the floor. That's fine, nothing else matters.
Xu Bao was determined to do it. She let the big cat roll on the ground every day when it was full Sure enough, the floor was shiny and shiny. The big cat was the most expensive mop in history, and it was made of tiger fur.
But after a few days, the third aunt went crazy, because her subordinates cried and complained every day, and the big cat dragged the floor once, and it took six soldiers to help the big cat take a bath The murderous aura coming from the big cat from time to time made them very nervous. It's like gently grooming the big cats one by one, which is not so careful for my own wife. The most frightening thing is to brush the big cat¡¯s teeth. The big cat¡¯s teeth are very sharp and deep, and you can¡¯t see them unless you put your head in. Whenever you brush the big cat¡¯s teeth, the soldiers are determined to die, for fear of finishing brushing their teeth , and his head disappeared. The most disgusting thing is to wash the big cat's ass, the big cat is very shy, and every time he washes his butt, he kicks him with his feet
After washing, the six people felt that they were close to death, and only half of their lives were left. Now they feel broken when they see Mao's stuff. With tears and snot, she begged the third aunt to let them mop the floor, even if they were asked to roll around on the ground and drag with their bodies, they would all be willing
Xu Bao did something bad again with good intentions, and drifted away silently.
So I continued to take the big cat to wander around. The big cat's full-time nanny Tyson fell in love with life in the army, and actually abandoned his ancestors between ideals and ancestors. Alas Africans are not reliable.
However, the public security in Datong County is not good. The first thing that bears the brunt is that there are many dogs in the same county. Because there are many mines and rich people, it is very convenient to keep dogs. It is a must-have item for home travel, so dogs are often bitten when going out. This is also the case of Datong County. A great feature.
There are hordes of mad dogs, and Wu Anguo is now the leader here, but he can't manage it. He sent his men down to kill the dogs. It seems too bloody, and it will cause unnecessary trouble. But leave it alone, it is too dangerous to go out, and the lives of ordinary people are not peaceful. The most important thing is that Wu Anguo is worried about the little girl. If she doesn't go out for three days, she can't stay idle. Be a bodyguard. Hope to find a way to get rid of these dogs.
Xu Bao was very excited. Every time he sat on the top of the restaurant and watched, which dog was fatter, which dog had tastier leg meat, which dog was too thinhe didn't feel the elder brother's sorrow at all.
On this day, the mad dog king of Datong County, the toughest black dog, came to a tree and was about to pee, but it smelled wrong.
This is his territory, and there are other dogs invading? Impatient to live.
Dogs use their own pee to mark their territory. This black dog is the toughest among the group of dogs. At this moment, he smelled other urine smells in his territory. He was very upset and bared his teeth. Smell it very hard and carefully, you must smell it is that mongrel dog, dare to invade its territory, tired of working
Xiaobao was leading the big cat, and saw a black dog hugging the tree not far away, what was he doing? Curious, she stopped to watch the excitement.
The black dog became more and more irritable when it smelled it, and suddenly looked up and saw the tiger in front of it, then smelled the pee under the tree, and ran away like crazy (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com