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One policeman wanted to say something, but another policeman tugged at his sleeve, he immediately shut up, and said with a smile: "No problem, no problem, I wish my wife a good time."
After finishing speaking, run away quickly
There are many customers following the patrol, although the tiger looks very gentle, but no matter how gentle it is, it is still a tiger. In an instant, the department store was empty, only the salespersons, and some salespersons even wanted to run out with them.
Seeing that everyone was gone, the third aunt took Xu Bao for a leisurely stroll and said, "This is just like a place selling things. There are so many people crowded. These Shanghainese really have no taste."
These words made the manager even more depressed and wanted to kill him. If everyone leaves, how can he still do business. At this moment, the salesman also silenced his voice just now, for fear that if he said something wrong, he would be bitten to death by the tiger.
"How much is that scarf?" Xu Bao asked, pointing to the scarf around the big cat's neck.
The manager hurriedly laughed and said, "This is not worth much, so it should be given as a deposit to my wife."
Xu Bao frowned and said: "No, my elder brother said that you can't be greedy for cheap things. Since it's worthless, then Wu Zhong, you can give him a dime."
The manager took the dime and wanted to cry. He said it was worthless and he was just being polite. This brand-name scarf would cost at least seven or eight yuan, but he took the dime as if he was greedy for a bargain.
He glared at the bluffing salesman just now, he is really a troublemaker. At this moment, she no longer dared to covet her protruding breasts, and said seriously: "Quickly apologize to the guests."
Women in Shanghai are very winking. Seeing Xu Bao's posture, how could she dare to be rude again, and said sweetly: "This elder sister, this wife, Ala sometimes has a short-circuited brain, don't be surprised, this lady has such a figure. Well, it looks good in anything, and Alabangnon picks it."
The third aunt saw that she praised Young Mistress for being able to bend and stretch, so she immediately apologized and felt comfortable, and she didn't care about it. Anyway, she didn't know much about what was popular, so she asked the salesperson to help her choose.
Seeing the third aunt who was still arguing with others just now, Xu Bao took her hand affectionately and said, "Yes, yes, you girls from Shanghai have good eyesight"
It's really sweaty She asked two or two soldiers to follow the third aunt to help her. Feeling too bored, she went outside the building to get some air.
The big cat was very proud of wearing the red scarf, and walked out with his head up. The wind outside was a bit strong. When it blew, the silk scarf was too big, and it directly covered the big cat's face.
As a result, the big cat didn't look at the road, and ran to the center of the road shaking its head. For a while, the cars in front and behind all braked suddenly and stopped.
Xu Bao was startled, walked over, saw the big cat was still shaking his head, and wanted to shake off the silk scarf, so he quickly calmed him down, folded the silk scarf a few more times, tied it higher, and exposed his eyes.
When I stood up, there was actually a baby carriage in the middle of the road.
Xu Bao saw a chubby doll inside, wriggling like a caterpillar, so cute. The big cat saw the fleshy thing in the cradle, and was also curious to climb the cradle with its front legs, drooling at the fleshy thing. Tiaozi, it can still move!
At this moment, there are more and more cars in the front and rear, and they have started to honk their horns crazily. A woman on the side of the road was talking to a friend. Hearing the sound of the horn, she subconsciously lifted the armrest, only to realize that the baby carriage was gone, and she was shocked. Looking around, he saw that the center of the road was not his baby carriage, so he rushed over like the wind, and pushed Xu Bao and Da Mao away.
The big cat is so disappointed, I feel that in the big cities, more and more people are not afraid of it, even an ordinary woman dares to push it, and helplessly snatch away the meat it saw first, but I have fought with Xu Bao before The big cat, who had been beaten to death by Xu Bao, could only watch the woman's movements, but did not dare to act. It whimpered twice to express its dissatisfaction.
The madam hugged the child excitedly and said: "Haiying, my child, it's okay, it's okay, mom was negligent."
Seeing that the child was intact and not injured, the woman ran over excitedly to apologize to Xu Bao. Xu Bao followed the woman to help push the baby carriage to the side of the road.
"Thank you, girl, if it weren't for you, I really don't know what to do." The woman carefully put the child into the stroller, tightly holding Xu Bao's hands and said.
Xu Bao didn't know what was going on. He saw that the big cat ran away in the middle of the road. When he went to catch the big cat, he met a child, but the eldest sister regarded her as a lifesaver. She smiled naively: "It's not me, it's my big cat."
Only then did the woman notice the tiger and was taken aback, but she thought that this animal was so humane that it saved her child.??, take the spoon, take the cup, very orderly, and don't miss everything.
Sure enough, the cola soup and brandy soup were delicious. Xu Bao completely forgot what Sister Qiu said about drinking less, eating less, watching more and listening more, and concentrated on eating.
Her appearance is very eye-catching, and the ladies at the scene are not as healthy and beautiful as her, and the simple red cheongsam is in stark contrast to the complicated and large dresses of the ladies. In a word, if there is a difference, it will be rejected.
Soon someone came up to talk to Xu Bao with malicious intentions.
No matter what they said, Xu Bao nodded with a smile.
But the celebrities are not fools, they are sociable and they quickly grasp the weakness of the innocent Xu Bao, chatting about food.
As soon as he heard all kinds of food, Xu Bao started to talk.
The group of ladies thought they were playing tricks, and said with a smile: "Miss Xu, have you seen the people singing on stage?"
Xu Bao nodded
"Listen to me, if you go up and sing a song, the host of this banquet will give you a mysterious feast, which is delicious." That's why those people sang, do you want to try it.
When Xu Bao heard this, she was very hesitant. She saw that there were so many delicious food in front of her, and there was also a more mysterious feast, which must be more delicious. If she got it by herself singing, it would not be considered petty gain. ! "However, big sister, I don't know how to sing about their friends. I can only sing what my father listens to. Is it okay to sing?"
A group of people were even more happy when they heard that Xu Bao was going to sing an opera. Where did this come from? They nodded with a suppressed smile, yes, yes, and there will be prizes for singing well.
Xu Bao went up and stood there imitating the show girl. The music in the hall stopped, and everyone turned their attention to the stage curiously. Who is Sister Qiu still talking about? Seeing Xu Bao on the stage, I was stupid ¡
Xu Bao let out a cry, unexpectedly there was something round in front of her, and it amplified her voice many times at once, causing her to shrank her neck in fright.
Below is a group of women laughing.
Xu Bao looked at the group of women and smiled, thinking that she was encouraging herself. Thinking of the delicious mysterious meal, she waved her small fist and said, "Those big sisters said that if they come up to sing, someone will give a mysterious meal, and I will give you a mysterious meal." Come on, I don't know how to sing, so let's sing a play, San Niang teaches her son!"
Hearing that Sanniang taught her son, the group of people who fooled Xu Bao just now spit out Coke, they are so stupid, they must be fools, to actually sing this on such an occasion.
Xu Bao closed his eyes, thought for a while about a mysterious meal on a big plate, covered with a big round lid, opened his eyes, and started to sing a cappella Tell Sanniang not to annoy you to sit in the computer room
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