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Chapter 1: Feng Shui Treasure Land

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    It's past autumn and the heat is still there. There is a tea stall under the big tree at the entrance of the village, and a few old guys sit there chatting, holding tea in their left hand and cigarette stick in their right, looking happy and happy.

    "Have you heard? The silly daughter of the old Xu family is getting married!" One of the skinny, bare-breasted men groped into his stomach with one hand, and after rubbing it, black and greasy sweat ash came out, as if this  The movements are very habitual, and he rubs them repeatedly without getting tired.

    "No way? Someone wants that silly girl with a silly and silly look? The old Xu and his wife are gone, and it's just that silly girl who didn't keep it all because she wanted her family's wealth, and then she was tricked into selling it in the city I  I heard that there is a street of girls in the city who are pretty and can squeeze out milk, tsk tsk" Another old man smiled while talking, with a wretched look on his face.

    "Chen Laosan, with your virtue, you still miss your daughter, and you are not afraid that your old cow will drown you" the skinny man laughed, and the people around him also laughed. Chen Laosan's wife is a fat man  , that weight is twice that of the third child, and that intercourseheheeveryone laughed tacitly.

    A group of people continued to talk wildly, and the original topic didn't know where it went.

    Not far away, the silly girl from the old Xu family they called was wearing a pair of calico trousers and a pair of calico long sleeves with diagonal buttons. At first glance, she was no different from other girls in the village. Her feet were also natural feet.  I haven't bound their feet. It is said that now only those girls from high-ranking official families bind their feet, and country girls don't bind their feet.

    Leaving aside the rustic clothes, Xu Shaniu really doesn't look like a country girl. She has a small mouth, and the little canine teeth that are exposed when she smiles are very pleasing. The earlobes on both sides are light pink and brighter than other people's jade earrings.  It's not bad, it's really perfect, and in the words of fortune-telling, Xu silly girl is a lucky person!

    Of course, it remains to be seen whether the fortune teller is accurate or not, because the fortune teller is Xu Silly Girl's father, Lao Xu, and Lao Xu is not a professional fortune teller. He was originally a pig butcher in the city with a lot of money.  I moved to my hometown, Hebian Village, bought a few pieces of land, and lived the life of a landlord. I had nothing to do, and began to enter the second spring of my life and career, fortune-telling.

    Master Xu's fortune-telling favorite is to feel bones, especially like to take off his clothes and feel bones Of course, conditions are limited, and small hands are fine But when Master Xu arrived at Hebian Village, he discovered that there are all big and three thick women here, and their hands are thicker than his.  Thick, those breasts are quite big, but a flick can knock him out Ordinarily, he just talks about it and dares not act.

    Everyone in this village knows what kind of virtue he is. If people from other villages come, they will probably be fooled by him. In the past, he liked to go to the tea stand under the big tree at the entrance of the village to fool people. He also brought a few books with him you know,  There are not many people who can read these days, and those who can read are all talented masters, who are very majestic

    Once a foreigner came and was fooled by Mr. Xu and knelt down on the spot to ask for a teacher. As a result, Mr. Xu turned out the book and excitedly wanted to find out if today¡¯s day was suitable. He couldn¡¯t find it for a long time, so the stranger knelt in a hurry  He was sweating, and finally stood up to help. When he saw that Master Xu had taken the books upside down the foreigner fainted Kneeling for too long.

    After that, Mr. Xu didn't like to bring books, but once again a stranger came to ask for directions, Mr. Xu committed his old problem again, pointing at that person, shaking his head and saying: It is not suitable to travel today, otherwise it will be difficult.

    The man cursed, he must be sick, and left.  As a result, a few days later, the foreigner asked someone to carry a whole pig to Lao Xu's house, saying that he was thanking the living god. It turned out that he went out to pick up people on errands that day, and was delayed in Hebian Village for a while.  Next, he was annoyed, and when he came back, he heard that the people on that road had been robbed by bandits, and even killed them. He broke out in a cold sweat, and he admired the fortune teller in the riverside village in his heart.

    So far, Lao Xu, a fortune teller, has gained a reputation, and some people think that he is still of a certain level. For example, Lao Xu¡¯s wife, as a landlord¡¯s wife, does not only collect rent but also plays mahjong every day. He heard from her husband that her daughter is blessed.  , Every time I play mahjong, I must put my daughter by my side, and I am really lucky!

    It so happened that once or twice Xu Silly Girl was not feeling well, so she didn't take her by her side. As a result, Mrs. Xu lost miserably. She played a card and made the opponent's three families lose their hands.

    Since then, Mrs. Xu has always brought her daughter with her every time she plays mahjong, letting her crawl around!  I don't know if it's because Xu Shaniu has watched too much mahjong, and the sound of rubbing mahjong is in her ears all day long. She looks a little dazed, and her reaction is always two beats slower than others.

    That time, Lao Xu Huyou's foreigner was surnamed Wu, who was a wealthy family in Wutai Township. Since then, the two families have become friends.

    Old Wu lost his wife in middle age, and his family has only one precious son, who is ten years older than the daughter of Old Xu's family. He specially sent his son to a private school.After studying for ten years, his son got good grades in the private school. Old Wu originally counted on his son to be the number one scholar in high school, but after finishing the private school, he found out that the country canceled the imperial examination. His son Wu Anguo was so angry that he stopped studying and went to join the army Old Wu stopped  He couldn't stop it, since his family had only one seedling, so he spent a large sum of money like bleeding, and gave it to the head of the county security team. The head took the money, and the child was considered educated  , let him do the paperwork

    This Wu Anguo is a capable person. He climbed all the way and became a battalion commander in a few years. He was in charge of hundreds of people.  The angry old Wu's legs are only trembling, son of a bitch, Dad has found your marriage for you, you can leave after you get married!

    Only Lao Wu was left with a back without braids, and Lao Wu had no choice but to pick up the bride for his son. He happened to pass by Hebian Village, and was delayed by Lao Xu. When he went late, he heard that the bride was gone and the bandits left

    Later, the happy landlord Mr. Xu and Mrs. Xu, the landlord¡¯s wife, suddenly wanted to go for an outing one day. Well, it might be a field battle, or the old Xu had a whim, and wanted to pick a geomantic treasure for himself after death, and bury him with his wife.  In the future, eight generations of ancestors will be able to be illuminated

    As a result, the wish of Lao Xu and Mrs. Xu came true immediately¡ªthe bandits passed by and hacked them twice, and it happened to be in the treasured geomantic land selected by Lao Xu.

    He left behind a daughter, whose scientific name is Xu Bao, and whose nickname is Xu Silly Girl.

    Lao Wu has no doubts in Lao Xu's fortune-telling skills. Lao Xu said that his daughter Xu Baowang is blessed, and Lao Wu is the second person who believes besides the mahjong master Mrs. Xu.

    In addition, Lao Xu also liked him very much, so he made the decision and said to Xu Silly Girl: My niece, now you are alone, why don't you just marry my son?

    Xu silly girl thought for a while and asked: Will there still be meat to eat after that?

    Old Wu was stunned and nodded. Of course, their family has money and they have meat.

    So Xu Shaniu nodded and smiled, revealing those small canine teeth, very simple and cute.

    Old Wu's head was covered with black lines, and when he saw the girl agreeing so cheerfully, with a yearning expression on her face, he hesitated a bit, was his decision really right

    But the words were out of his mouth. The superstitious old Wu looked at the girl's round earlobes and the silly smile on her face. He was very happy, suppressed the strange feeling, and went to prepare for the wedding.

    The wedding was very grand, and everyone from all over the country was invited, and the only one absent was the groom Lao Wu held the telegram from his son with trembling hands: Busy!  Nonsense!  The bride has legs!

    Almost didn't vomit blood, and followed Lao Xu

    The bride-to-be is sitting at the entrance of the village and looking at the chatterers under the big tree over there, wondering what she is thinking. She is the only daughter in the old Xu family and has no heirs.  Listening to the group of people saying, that old Wu wants to marry that silly girl as his daughter-in-law, probably because of her family's money, a girl's family, with so much money, if I let it, I will also marry

    Xu Shaniu was not angry either, she just sat there blankly with a smile on her face, just like the embarrassment she had when she sat here and watched her father complacently fooling others at the entrance of the village but was always being laughed at.  It seems funny.

    The people at the entrance of the village also saw Sha Niu's silly smile, no wonder she is called Sha Niu, others said she was so happy.

    On the second day, Xu Bao put on the red wedding dress, which was made by Lao Wu who invited the best embroiderers in the village.  Heartache made Xiu Niang show a lot of silver and gold threads This is the daughter-in-law of his old Wu family, and she must not treat her badly I don't know if it is to refute the rumor that he embezzled the property of the old Xu family or because of himself  That unfilial son didn't show up when he got married.

    On the day of the wedding, Xu Bao was very quiet. Putting on the wedding dress, he looked even more dewy. It really was a blessing.  Old Wu became more and more satisfied the more he looked at it, and after the dinner was over, he asked someone to send the bride out.

    The bride was very well-behaved. When she learned that the groom couldn't come to welcome her, she didn't complain at all. She just said that she wanted to see her parents before leaving.  Old Wu was also considered a sensible person, and he was happy, so he nodded in agreement.

    So the bride, dressed in golden light, took a sedan chair and detoured to the geomantic treasure land that Xu had chosen back then, lighted the joss sticks unhurriedly, and kowtowed three times earnestly.  On a hot day, she was wearing a thick wedding dress, and there was sweat on her forehead, but she didn't bother to wipe it off, and it flowed into her eyes, so her eyes were blurred, and a lot of tears came out.

    Silly girl cried for a while, stopped, and found that the surroundings were very quiet. When she opened her eyes, a group of vicious bandits stood in front of her, looking at her whole body with malicious intent.

    "Boss, this is really a treasure land of geomantic omen. The last time I rested here, a bride came, and last time I met a pair of landlady and landlady. Unexpectedly, another bride came this time" Bandit A excitedly  explain!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)?Here comes another bride" Bandit A said excitedly! (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com
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