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"There are monsters, there are monsters, I was serious about patrolling, and I was almost caught by monsters."
Hearing Yang Xiao's question, Zhu Bajie pretended to be frightened and answered.
Everyone heard it funny, if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would have been almost fooled by the dead pig's expression, if they were lazy to sleep, just tell the truth, who are they kidding.
Yang Xiao looked like he didn't hear it, and asked with a smile: "There is a stone cave in the stone mountain. What is in the stone cave?"
"There is a stone in the stone hole."
Zhu Bajie answered blankly, and felt something was wrong after he finished speaking. It was strange, how did he know that what I wanted to talk about was Stone Mountain and Stone Cave?
Could it be that this mountain is the Stone Mountain and Stone Cave, and they met other people here, did they ask clearly?
"There is a stone in the stone cave, where is the monster?"
It's funny looking at Zhu Bajie, Yang Xiao is speechless, this pig jumped into the pit by itself!
Zhu Bajie scratched his head in a daze: "It's also in the stone cave."
"Didn't you say that there are stones in the hole? Do you still want to say that the door is nailed with iron leaf doors, and there are countless nails on the door. I will make you a dead pig and let you patrol the mountains. You are fine, go to sleep ?¡±
Listening to what Yang Xiao said, the expression on Zhu Bajie's face froze. How could this little boy with a bald face know about this? He shouldn't!
This is because Yang Xiao didn't know what Zhu Bajie was thinking at this time, otherwise he would have to rush forward and slap this dead pig hard.
It¡¯s okay to say that you are a boy before, but now you are a boy with a bald head, what will happen later?
"He will also say that there are three floors inside, hahaha, idiot, do you think you can hide it from us, we have been following you."
Monkey King laughed loudly, this dead pig is really talented, and there is no one else.
If he hadn't gone to the bookstore to read books and comprehend the Eucharist of Dou Zhan, and went to put on the golden hoop, he would have to learn the scriptures honestly now.
With such a pig teammate, it is good not to die of anger.
Although he has to admit that Zhu Bajie is not weak and can help a lot, but there are also many bad things.
"Brother Monkey, you, how do you know, you, you follow me?"
After hearing Monkey King's words, Zhu Bajie was stunned, his face full of disbelief.
?What about the trust between people that you agreed to, you let me, the old pig, go to patrol the mountains and follow behind secretly?
"If you don't tell me how do you know that you are such a talented pig, you have simply refreshed the three views of the emperor of heaven. It is also a skill to be shameless to your level. How about being the emperor's slave How about a follower?"
Huahu Diao then opened his mouth, planning to accept Zhu Bajie.
Speechless Yang Xiao slapped Huahu Mink on the head, and took Zhu Bajie away. Will this scripture be allowed to be taken?
"Zhu Bajie, we all know what you did to patrol the mountain just now, I will give you another chance and go again."
After stopping Huahu Diao, Yang Xiao looked at Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie nodded with a sad face, and looked at Huahu Mink contemptuously. He looked like a fool after being whipped, and wanted to accept Marshal Ben as his servant.
"Dead pig, what look do you have?"
Stimulated by Zhu Bajie's eyes, Huahu Diao shouted angrily.
Zhu Bajie curled his lips in disdain: "Old pig, I used to be Marshal Tianpeng. Your master Mo Lishou has to be polite when he sees me, but you still want to accept me as a servant?"
"Today is different from the past, dead pig, let me tell you, now I am the Emperor of Heaven, and the Jade Emperor will respect me when he sees me."
Belittled by Zhu Bajie, Huahu Diao argues unconvinced.
Zhu Bajie laughed, and said contemptuously: "Emperor of Heaven? Wearing hot-eyed underpants is the Emperor of Heaven. You can put it on, and then he will be the emperor of Heaven."
After finishing speaking, Zhu Bajie stopped talking to the fox mink, and went back to patrol the mountains with the rake on his shoulders. It was really bad luck that he was found out for being lazy just now.
"Ah, dead pig, this Heavenly Emperor smashed you to death with a flat peach, so that you can know whether this Heavenly Emperor has earned his reputation in vain."
The extremely frantic Huahu Mink took out a flat peach from inside the red underpants, and smashed it on the back of Zhu Bajie's head.
Hearing the sound of the wind, Zhu Bajie turned around quickly. He wanted to use a rake, but when he saw that it really looked like a peach, he quickly discarded the rake and grabbed it with his hand.
Staring blankly at the fragrant peach in his hand, Zhu Bajie was stunned, and almost recognized it at a glance, it was really a flat peach.
"That one rewarded you, and if you want to eat it again, just obediently call me Grandpa Tiandi."
Looking proudly at the stupid Zhu Bajie, Huahu Diao felt a lot better,happy.
These guys are all like this, if they don't believe in its identity, isn't it just a weakness in strength, so let it smash it with a flat peach.
Opened his mouth and took a bite of the flat peach. After confirming that it was genuine, Zhu Bajie ate it in three or five bites, and ran back with a flattering face.
"Grandpa Tiandi, how about another reward?"
Yang Xiao and the others watched with black lines all over their heads. What about the integrity of this dead pig?
Also, just now, Huahu mink was asked to buckle the red underpants on his head, and his ability to curse people is absolutely first-rate.
This pig's head looks silly, but in fact it is very shrewd, which makes people have to look at it with admiration.
"I want to eat it, but the Emperor of Heaven just won't give it to me, hahaha."
Hearing that Zhu Bajie wanted to eat flat peaches again, Huahu Diao laughed, feeling very happy.
His face suddenly turned dark, and Zhu Bajie's eyes were full of contempt: "I don't know where I picked up a flat peach, so I pretended to be a wolf with a big tail, and returned it to the Emperor of Heaven. I'm a bitch, a ground turtle."
The Huahu mink, who had just been happy for a while, almost exploded, this pig head, dare to say it is a soil turtle, dare to say he is pretending to be a wolf with a big tail?
The annoyed Huahu Mink took out two more flat peaches in a flash, and showed off one by one.
"Grandpa Tiandi, I misunderstood you, give me the flat peach, and let me do whatever you want."
Seeing the flat peaches, Zhu Bajie almost drools, turning his face faster than turning the pages of a book, he was dismissive a moment ago, full of contempt, but now he is flattering and flattering.
All the people next to him are full of black lines, shameless, really shameless, how can a human be like this, even a pig can't do it!
Huahu Mink was also irritated by Zhu Bajie's performance. This pig has no bottom line at all.
"Here are the flat peaches for you, hurry up and patrol the mountains, and be more polite when you meet the Emperor of Heaven, there are plenty of flat peach elixir."
Feeling a little uncomfortable being watched by Zhu Bajie, Huahu Diao threw the flat peach over and drove away with his claws.
Cheerful Zhu Bajie thanked him, took the flat peach, and happily ran to the depths of Pingding Mountain.
Watching Zhu Bajie leave, Yang Xiao pondered for a while, and said to the crowd: "If I don't expect, Zhu Bajie will be caught when he goes out this time, and then the monsters will come to catch Tang Sanzang."
"However, they know the prestige of the monkey, so they will use tricks, such as pretending to be an injured Taoist, to win Tang Sanzang's sympathy, and then take the opportunity to use tricks on the monkey to rob people."
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang said in shock: "The almsgiver means that Bajie is in danger?"
"It's okay, they can't catch monkeys, so they dare not kill Bajie."
Yang Xiao smiled and said that he didn't care. What he said just now was that he had seen Yinjiao incarnate as an old Taoist, suppressed Monkey King with the method of moving mountains, and then took the opportunity to sweep away Tang Sanzang.
However, Yang Xiao is actually not sure whether the treasure will be taken away by Monkey King and others from the bookstore. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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