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The cross talk program opened a door of humor to the audience. This kind of funny and metaphorical bureaucracy that everyone will encounter in life makes the audience want to stop watching.
The laughter was still on the faces of the audience, they immediately covered their mouths to calm themselves down, and continued watching with their breath held.
It is really a language program, a distraction, a little noise, will interfere with the viewing experience.
The audience at the scene fell silent, and no one made a sound. Even the young children watched with relish.
Oxford: "What's the matter inside!
The things inside are not the things outside,
The things outside are not the things inside;
I just want to tell you the little things outside, you don't understand the little things inside for the rest of your life;
If I want you to understand the things inside, then I will be too out of things. If I say this, do you understand something? "
"Ha ha!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience burst into laughter!
It's so funny to watch the cross talk show seriously without making a sound as agreed, and it's too hard to hold back the laughter, and I really can't hold it back.
This tongue twister, if you don¡¯t listen carefully, you will think it¡¯s talking about something. If you taste it carefully, you will find that this and that matter are full of deep meaning.
?There are even some young people with active minds, who use two things at once, and do not forget to go online to share their happiness while watching.
"Everyone, hurry up and watch the Spring Festival Gala of Jiangsu TV Station. They have a cross talk show. It's so interesting."
"Haha, I laughed so hard that tears came out of my eyes."
"Simply, whoever wrote the lines, the lines are so well written, some officials probably would tremble after listening to this line, it's really talented."
"The lines of this cross talk are really no one, it's not worth laughing at."
"Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't watch the cross talk show on the Jiangsu TV Spring Festival Gala, you won't even be able to get on the phone when you go to chat for New Year's greetings tomorrow."
Cross talk show?
Still funny?
Officials will tremble when they hear the cross talk?
I haven't heard of a sub-program called Crosstalk, but
The overwhelming curiosity made some viewers no longer want to watch other Spring Festival Gala programs.
Immediately, many viewers tuned in with great anticipation,
"Li Lishan: No, I'm still ignorantyou are ignorant!
Oxford: This kind of thing can only be felt, not expressed in words.
Li Lishan: Isn't it?
Oxford: In this regard, I especially admire our section chief. He has thought everything through, and there is nothing he cannot do! If you want to do something, just make a report.
Li Lishan: The report must be approved!
Oxford: I also want to do one thing. If you can¡¯t approve it after a report, our section chief will definitely approve it.
Li Lishan: So sure?
Oxford: Let¡¯s say, it¡¯s getting hot and you want to add an electric fan to your home. To let the section chief know, he must say:
"Let's make a report,
Ah - how many electric fans do you plan to have? "
Li Lishan: One is not enough!
Oxford:
"Let me think about how to word it ok¡ª¡ª!"
With a swipe of the pen, the report is handed in, and the leader takes a look and approves it.
The electric fan carried it to your house.
Li Lishan: Yes? Then I want to buy a color TV
Oxford:
"Let's make a report, ah¡ª? How many color TVs do you plan to have?"
Li Lishan: Two!
Oxford:
"Let me think about how to word it Okay¡ª!" With a swipe of the pen, the report was handed in, and the leader took a look and approved it.
Two color TV sets are carried to your house.
Li Lishan: Where do I want a motorcycle?
Oxford:
"Let's make a report, huh¡ª? How many motorcycles do you plan to ask for?"
Li Lishan: Three!
Oxford:
"Let me think about how to word it ok¡ª¡ª!"
With a swipe of the pen, the report was handed in, the leader took a look and approved it, and three motorcycles carried it to your house.
Li Lishan: IWant to marry a wife.
Oxford:
"Let's make a report, ah¡ª? How many wives are you planning to marry?"
Li Lishan: Six. "
"Ha ha¡¡"
Seeing this, the audience had already burst into laughter, imitating the previous words and saying one step ahead of the actors: "Haha, let's make a report!
Let me think about how to word it Good! "
"It's amazing, this cross talk is 66666!"
With laughter, continue:
Oxford:
"Let me think about how to word it ok¡ª¡ª!"
With a swipe of the pen, the report was handed in, the leader looked at it, approved it, and the six daughters-in-law carried your home.
Li Lishan: I want to join the Public Security Bureau.
Oxford:
"Go yourself!"
Li Lishan: Why didn't you report this?
Oxford: "You have married six daughters-in-law!"
Li Lishan: Fair enough! Report what?
Oxford: Anyway, he can give you a report on the inseparable matter.
Li Lishan: Then the higher-ups will not approve this matter!
Oxford: This means that our section chief will make a report.
Li Lishan: Is there any learning here?
Oxford: Hey! Everyone can make a report, and there is a mystery in the report, and the mystery is all in a clever way, and the trick is to create a name cleverly.
Li Lishan: A clever name?
Oxford: Pay attention to what to do,
He can find a profound meaning for you,
This means that the more serious the writing, the better the approval. If you are the leader, let you take his report, wow, it must be approved, and you dare not refuse to approve it! If you don't approve, you feel that you can't bear this responsibility, that you will make a political mistake, and that you should take a back seat.
Li Lishan: Please be specific.
Oxford: There are too many examples! There are four of us, section chiefs. That day, the three of us decided to go out and have a meal together.
Li Lishan: I'm hungry.
Oxford: I'm looking for the section chief:
"Section chief, the masses are out of food, should they find a place to have a meal?
Li Lishan: What did the section chief say?
Oxford:
"Let's make a report, huh¡ª? Want to make a deal, call Didn't you just make a call yesterday?"
"Section Chief, what we picked yesterday was pork, but today the masses want to pick mutton."
Li Lishan: There is quite a lot of food.
Oxford: "Where to eat? Have you chosen a good place?"
Li Lishan: Then go to "Donglaishun"!
Oxford:
"I want to have fun for a while, okay, let me think about how to word itwell, eating muttoneating mutton, this is the habit of the Hui people, it's a pity that we are all Han people!
The Han nationality Hey!
Han people eat mutton, here is a problem of national unity!
Um! Write like this! "
"Leader, colon, in order to implement the party's ethnic policy, to promote ethnic unity, and to deepen ethnic sentiments, we urgently need to eat eight catties of muttonIs this formulation inappropriate?"
Li Lishan: It's not wrong, it's nonsense!
Oxford:
"Let me think about it again eat mutton mutton this mutton report is the most difficult to beat!Hey! What day is it today?" I said: "X month x day."
"Oh! It would be great if today was a holiday! Check it out, isn't x month x day not commemorative at all?"
Li Lishan: Then check the calendar.
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