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- In the conference room, there was silence.
Zheng Kun's eyes wandered over Huang Yaozu and You Bangchao's body, his complexion became more and more ugly. Finally, his emotions were ready, and he pointed at the two people's noses and began to curse.
"Look, look, look at what you two are like."
Zheng Kun was smoking a cigarette, leaning on the chair, with a look of resentment, and suddenly, his eyes fell on You Bangchao.
"Say, what is this place?"
You Bangchao froze for a moment, looked around subconsciously, "It's a meeting room."
"Where is the conference room?!" Zheng Kun's eyes twitched, but fortunately he reacted quickly, and asked again immediately.
"West Kowloon Police Station."
"You still know this is a police station!"
"So, who are you?"
"I am I am the police, sir."
Finally, You Bangchao came to his senses and began to cooperate.
"Police, how do you look like an agent?"
"Cia's or MI6's?"
Zheng Kun looked You Bangchao up and down, with a look of hatred for iron.
"Do you think it's cool, cool and flashy like this?"
"Do you think you are very capable in dealing with ghosts?"
"Do you think those ordinary people can't even see ghosts, so they don't deserve to talk to you?!"
"Do you think other than you? Everyone else is a fool. Everyone is drunk and I am sober. Is that the way you think? Say it!"
"I, I!" You Bangchao was so speechless that he couldn't speak for a moment.
He couldn't refute this, because his thoughts were really similar to what Zheng Kun said just now.
It's all true!
His attire is indeed for the sake of being cool.
"Cool, you are so cool! You are the lone star of the gods, punishing your parents, wives, children, brothers and friends, and doomed to die alone. Who are you showing off to be cool? Who do you want to harm?!"
Forehead!
What he said directly hit You Bangchao's trachea.
?You Bangchao's face turned red and white, his chest heaved and fell,
It seemed as if it was going to explode at any time, but under Zheng Kun's sharp gaze, he lowered his head and chose to remain silent.
"Laugh, what to laugh, you are the same."
Suddenly, he turned his head and looked at Huang Yaozu who was watching the joke.
The smile on Huang Yaozu's face was suppressed.
"You still have the face to smile, look at your ghostly appearance, long windbreaker, long hair, stubble beard, and a cigarette in your mouth. Are you playing decadence with me? Playing deep?"
"Sir Zheng, I!"
"Are you married?!" Zheng Kun interrupted him and continued to ask.
"Done."
"How long has it been?!"
"Two months, sir!"
"Do you have any grudge against your father-in-law?!"
"No, no!"
Huang Yaozu was puzzled.
"Then why did you harm his daughter?!"
"Damn, Zheng sir, how could I harm my wife, I love her before it's too late!"
"That means you have shit in your head."
"Sir Zheng, you can criticize my unruly behavior just now, or punish me, but you can't insult my personality!"
"Insulting your personality? Wrong, I'm not insulting your personality, I'm insulting your IQ."
Zheng Kun grinned, "You are a married person who goes to work in the miscellaneous department. What are you doing if you are not harmful? He is the lone star of Tiansha, and you are not as good as the lone star of Tiansha!"
"Do you know how troublesome it is to work in the miscellaneous department? Do you know that if you do this, you will definitely hurt your family? If you continue to work, your wife will definitely be hurt to death by you."
"You still have the mind to laugh here, you still have the mind to play deep and decadent here, tell me, is there a problem with your IQ?"
"I!" Huang Yaozu's complexion suddenly turned pale.
To be honest, he had such worries before, but he had a problem with his personality. Once he got into work, he forgot everything. Every time he experienced danger, he would only think about it.
Now being woken up by a few words from Zheng Kun, I couldn't help feeling terrified.
"Sir Zheng, I!"
"alright,Stand up for me, but I can't stand it with a few words, how can I be a policeman. "
"This is the police station. You are the police and the disciplined force. What is the disciplined force? The most important thing in the disciplined force is to obey orders and respect your superiors.
Look at the ghosts of you just now, even if you don't know that my rank is already higher than yours, Sir William is always your boss, right? The level is higher than you, how about you, one counts as one, the big lala sits there, and the buttocks don¡¯t move, what are you doing? Do you really think that I am superior to others and can't cure you? "
"Do you think that the police can no longer control you? Or do you mean that the police can't control you? If you can see ghosts, catch ghosts, and communicate with ghosts, you will be free from the law and the world. Is it out of order? You have become a fairy, right?
Offline! "
"Sorry sir!"
"Sorry sir!"
The two did not dare to refute, and apologized obediently.
After scolding the two of them severely, Zheng Kun felt a little more comfortable seeing the shameful brows of the two.
After smoking, he firmly pressed the butt of the cigarette into the ashtray.
Because Sam in the ashtray saw the cigarette butts falling from the sky, flickering with flames, he hid in fright and screamed strangely. "
"Sir Zheng, sam him!" "What's wrong with him?"
Zheng Kun picked up the ashtray and "slapped" it on the table.
I saw that Sam was just ejected from the ashtray, his body grew against the wind, and became the size of a normal person again.
"You too, a dead ghost, you're dead, why don't you obediently go to reincarnate, why are you messing around behind this guy, his fart smells good!"
"Do you really think you are superman if you can fly? Why don't you go to the sky?!"
As soon as sam came out, Zheng Kun pointed at his nose and sprayed his head and face.
"Look at you now, the yin energy in your body is almost dissipated. If I hadn't given you some incense just now, you would have had difficulty reincarnating, do you know that?!"
"Do you think reincarnation is an easy thing?"
"If you continue like this, you won't even have the qualifications to enter the Yin Division. Just be a lonely ghost here in Yangshi. I promise, you will die within a year. It's very cool, do you want to try it?!"
Zheng Kun's words changed the expressions of You Bangchao and Sam at the same time.
"No, sir Zheng, I just!"
"What is it, you were a policeman before you died? Do you think you can still be a policeman after you die? If you want to be a policeman so much, go be a ghost messenger!"
"No, I, I just want to do something good, do something right?"
"Do good deeds, do good deeds, can you go to heaven?"
The corner of Zheng Kun's mouth curled up into a sneer, "Let me tell you, you can't go to heaven if you do good deeds, you can only go to heaven if you flatter me. Lorna, are you ready?!"
"alright!"
Lorna nodded, with a slightly excited expression on her face. After all, it is the first time to do this kind of work, and everyone will be excited.
"Now close your eyes and tell yourself that you don't care about this world anymore."
"ah!"
"Ah what, do as I say, I guarantee you will go to heaven!"
There seemed to be an irresistible magic in Zheng Kun's words. Although Sam didn't understand why he would do this, he still subconsciously closed his eyes and told himself that he had nothing to worry about in this world.
In the next moment, the wind rose out of thin air.
A white mist filled the entire meeting room.
Under the surprised eyes of Luo Yaozu and You Bangchao.
A white telephone box made of paper slowly rises from the ground.
The phone booth opened and a man in a white suit and glasses came out of the phone booth
Xu Erniu
Oh no¡¡
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