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Tian Xingjian immediately realized that it seemed that the arrogant female second lieutenant had brought someone to find a place.
"Yo ho, who am I supposed to be? It turns out to be Miss Alice, the third most beautiful woman in the whole division. What's the matter? The combat department is so free? Are you walking the streets with the special forces battalion?" Rashid seems to be on the wrong side of Alice, this The guy looks simple-minded and well-developed, but he can turn three corners without using a dirty word when he scolds someone. The fat man immediately understood the meaning of this sentence. The guy bit the word "third" very hard, obviously reminding Alice that you can only be ranked third in terms of beauty, don't be so dragging, there are two comparisons. You are beautiful. The latter words, of course, regard the group of special forces battalions as dogs being led for a walk by a woman.
"Company commander, where is my dormitory? I've been smoked by the tail of the mecha for a whole day today, I'm going to wash it for nothing." Alice was so angry that she trembled, pointing at the fat man and shouting: "Fatty man, run away if you don't dare to compete with others, you are not a man!"
The fat man looked surprised, and said in a deep voice: "How do you know that I'm not a man? You peeked at me taking a shower? You can't see something so big, and your eyes are swollen?" A person as obscene as a fat man is shameless to the point of heinous!
Seeing that Alice was too angry to speak, the lieutenant colonel smiled slightly and said: "The special reconnaissance battalion only has the ability to bully girls a little bit. It really flocks like birds of a feather, even the newcomers are the same."
The fat man rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you so anxious when I bully her? Is she your mother?"
"You" The lieutenant colonel was speechless.
The fat man ignored him, turned around and said to Rashid who was laughing and groaning: "Commander, you should take me to the dormitory, it's too noisy here, I have a headache." The voice muttered to himself: "As soon as I went out, I saw the sanitary napkins that had been used by others. I thought it was bad luck. I didn't expect that there were a few large ones with leucorrhea, bah!"
With a bang, the people present exploded, the people from the Special Reconnaissance Battalion laughed, and the people from the Special Forces Battalion cursed angrily. It turns out that there is a striking white ribbon on the standard military cap of the special forces.
The lieutenant colonel was out of breath, stepped up with one step, grabbed the fat man's clothes with his hand, and said angrily, "Who are you calling a sanitary napkin?"
It was common for the fat man who was naturally rambunctious to quarrel with others. He stared at the lieutenant colonel's hand and replied casually, "Whoever catches me is a sanitary napkin."
"Hahahaha." Everyone in the special training camp laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up holding their stomachs.
Tian Xingjian has a crazy personality, the more grandstanding he does, the more joyful he is. Anyway, the feud between the Special Reconnaissance Battalion and the Special Forces Battalion has become public. At this time, the fat man knows where to stand.
Sure enough, the special scouts next to him looked at Tian Xingjian completely differently from top to bottom. This time they were really convinced. They were able to make the special forces battalion commander Grant, who had always maintained his demeanor, so angry. This fat man was the only one in the whole division. Lian is alone.
"Fatty! Use mechas to defeat me if you have the ability! Don't just use lip service!" Lieutenant Colonel Grant twisted the fat man's collar and gritted his teeth.
Tian Xingjian picked up a pinch of teeth, still looking reckless, glanced at the lieutenant colonel, and said contemptuously: "Are you worthy?"
Grant, who had never been so underestimated before, felt a huge humiliation, and was about to punch the wretched fat man in front of him, when he heard a voice from the side: "Grant, this is not a place for you to run wild."
This is the voice of Nadal, the battalion commander of the special reconnaissance battalion. The soldiers of the special reconnaissance battalion in a circle consciously parted ways. It¡¯s embarrassing for you to even start a fight, you¡¯d better go back wherever you came from, my cafeteria doesn¡¯t have any bones for you to eat.¡±
Hey, it seems that there is more than one person in this special reconnaissance battalion with a sharp mouth, and no one is vegetarian from top to bottom. Fatty Tian Xingjian immediately fell in love with this place.
Grant's face turned red and white, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Since I'm here, of course I want to see the capabilities of your special reconnaissance battalion! If you don't dare, you admit defeat and let this fat man apologize to Alice. Let's go right away!"
"Hey, do you think it's interesting that the battalion commander of the special forces competes with a newcomer? Why don't we try it?" Nadal didn't know the details of the fat man, but he knew the commander of the special forces battalion very well. Armored fighting skills are definitely among the best in the entire 16th Armored Division.
Let go of the fat man's collar, Grant spat hard on the ground, looking at the fat man with contemptHe said: "Alright, don't say that I bully novices, I can deal with such a guy with one move."
Tian Xingjian didn't seem annoyed at all, he straightened his clothes, and with that flattering expression on his face again, he said to Nadal: "Battle Commander, it's just killing a chicken, how can you use your sledgehammer, it's too embarrassing for the chicken Now, I'm going to drive my special mech for killing chickens."
After finishing speaking, Tian Xingjian ran out quickly.
Grant smiled angrily, and said to Nadal: "Okay, this is his own request, don't blame me for being merciless later." After speaking, he jumped on the mecha that had been prepared, and waited for the fat man to arrive.
Nadal and Hilard smiled wryly at each other, but the fat man used to be a mechanical maintenance soldier after all, and he was new here, even if he lost, it would not be too embarrassing. However, when they thought of Fatty's tattered mecha, the two of them felt a little headache.
A few minutes later, a World of Warcraft 3 mecha staggered in at the door. Just as it entered the door, the mecha stumbled and sprayed black smoke from its tail. There was a toothache sound, as if the entire mecha was rusted. After walking a few steps, it fell to the ground again with a slap, kicking up a large cloud of dust.
This is the fat man's special chicken-killing mecha?
All the soldiers of the Special Reconnaissance Battalion felt that there was little hope for this match, and Grant was driving the top-level version of the seventh-generation Warrior mech "Leader". Is it possible to win a battle with the second-generation mecha and the seventh-generation mecha?
The special forces who came to find fault with Grant all laughed, thinking that even if the fat man had some brains in his brain, they were pitifully few. But Grant, who was sitting in the cabin, was furious. He secretly swore that he would dismantle the fatty fat man in front of him into parts.
The fat man walked staggeringly. Every time he took a step, the mecha made all kinds of strange noises. The whole body of Quarta Quata was buzzing, and some parts were still emitting black smoke. Everyone doubted whether the mecha would be able to reach Grant. in front of.
Grant couldn't wait any longer, he felt that the fat man just drove a scrapped thing to make fun of himself.
"This fat man must pay the price." Grant thought fiercely, and he drove the mecha and rushed up.
Grant's mecha quickly approached the tattered mecha that was struggling to walk with black smoke. Just when everyone couldn't bear to look at it, the fat man had something wrong again, and the mechanical legs of the tattered mecha seemed to be unable to support it anymore. It collapsed all of a sudden, and fell to the feet of the "leader". Just when Grant was slightly dazed, the arms of the tattered mecha had firmly grasped the leader's ankle.
The tattered mecha stood up again, but the leader was held upside down in its hand. Grant reacted quickly. The leader twisted his body, and the two mechanical arms grabbed the cabin of the tattered mech. He failed. Almost instantly, only a series of clanging sounds were heard, and the disassembled parts were scattered on the ground one by one like rain. The leader's mechanical legs had been disassembled into parts, and then the tattered mech shook his hand, and the leader Those who were thrown away by him.
With a bang, the leader smashed a pit on the ground, and the seventh-generation mecha whose legs had been dismantled suddenly became a lot shorter, struggling ridiculously on the ground, but couldn't get up again.
The door of the tattered mech opened, and the fat man jumped down with a smile, clapped his hands and said, "Sure enough, it's only one move. I can't fight. Dismantling mechs is my old profession."
Everyone was stunned. The mechanical legs of a seventh-generation mecha were dismantled into parts almost instantly. The fat man also said that he was not good at fighting. And this fat man is really despicable, looking at the tattered mech standing up lively and vigorously to dismantle the leader, even if the fat man didn't fall down on purpose, this mech is definitely not as rotten as it looks.
The fat man looked at the leader who was still lying on the ground with a smirk. As a mechanical repair soldier who is very familiar with the structure of the mecha, he certainly knew where the leader's weakness was. The knife, and the mechanical assembly and disassembly function designed according to the maintenance of the automatic arm, dismembering two mechanical legs is easier than a butcher killing a pig.
"Hey, who told this idiot to fight with mechas with bare hands, my knife is hidden in the palm of the mecha, and he deserves it if he is fucked!" The fat man secretly laughed in his heart.
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