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Ye Yanzhou returned to the dormitory, and found that everyone was facing a computer, holding a mouse, and the atmosphere was tense, as if waiting for the countdown to zero on Double Eleven.
"What are you doing?" He wondered.
"Damn, today is class selection day, Da Zhou is in a hurry, his hands are quick and his hands are slow." Liang Ken, who was on the opposite bed, kept his eyes on the screen.
Ye Yanzhou put down his schoolbag slowly.
Since he was a freshman, nearly 50 classes are full every week, nights and weekends are open throughout the year, the credits he has taken are almost enough for graduation, and there are no popular professional courses to rush to register.
"What are you calling him for? Children don't need it." A wretched smile came from the next bed.
"Sixteen, not too young," Liang Ken smiled even more obscenely, "Haven't you seen it? Otherwise, why is it called 'Big' Zhou? He is so talented that he has to obey."
"Look at the wool, labor and capital are not bent."
"Dazhou, take it off and open your eyes for brother Kai."
Ye Yanzhou:
After listening for a long time, he finally understood that they were gearing up to grab the famous general elective course "Human Sexuality, Fertility and Health" offered by the School of Biological Sciences of A University.
This course has a long history and a great reputation. It has been open for 20 years, and the system almost goes down every year on the course selection day. It is no better than Uniqlo.
After failing for two consecutive semesters, Dormitory 309 of the Faculty of Letter Science decided that they could no longer tolerate this disgrace.
On this day, they adjusted from the network accelerator to the mouse sensitivity, and vowed that all members would grab this top fragrance.
"The point is, Dazhou doesn't have a girlfriend, so don't waste your precious bandwidth." Zhou Kai, who was in the next bed, stared at the traffic with full attention.
"As if you have?"
"It's a matter of minutes, what if a girl confesses to me tomorrow? I have to know how to deal with the relationship in the new era healthily and safely."
"Hurry up and sleep, there is everything in the dream."
"This is the ethics of a good man in the new era, okay? If you don't have enough knowledge reserves, how can you protect your girlfriend? Let me ask you, did you understand the interview with Widow Sister yesterday?"
"Elevator door?"
"That's right, she said something at the time, she thought it was very unhygienic in the elevator, do you know why she said that?"
"Wait a minute, what does that word mean?"
"It's insanitary."
Liang Ken rolled his eyes, at this moment Ye Yanzhou answered: "Unhygienic."
"Unhygienic? Elevators are public places, of course they are unhygienic."
"Look, you just know what happened, but you can't explain why. You have to think about the problem from the perspective of your partner. Since it's an elevator, it must have happened suddenly, right? Did you have any protection during the incident? Did you wash your hands beforehand? Don't underestimate handwashing, it's a new standard to test whether men in the new era are scumbags or not."
"What's the matter I can't keep up with your new era"
"Brother, let me tell you, because there are all kinds of dirty things in the open environment, it is likely to cause HPV or other infections. As long as there is contact, there is a possibility of infection. Do you know the types of HPV virus? You know that men can also Do you carry it? Do you know how to get the vaccine?"
"Brother, you are so knowledgeable, what lessons do you still have, leave it to us."
"Let's go one step further. I'll store up my knowledge first, and it will be useful someday."
Ye Yanzhou silently listened to the two bickering for a long time, turned half a circle on the swivel chair, turned on the computer and logged in to the course selection page.
*
The largest lecture hall of University A can accommodate up to 500 people, but it will still be full to overflowing when encountering fairy-level general elective courses.
Window sills, aisles, door corridors, wherever there is a place to stay, are crowded with people.
Ye Yanzhou was lucky that the others in their dormitory were too slow to be selected, otherwise, if he was seen by those bad guys, he would be ruined to the sky.
But he forgot how conspicuous he was, his cold white skin was illuminated by the fluorescent light, and the two words "amazing" were written all over his face.
The girls in the front row whispered to each other and looked back frequently and covered their mouths and snickered. Ten minutes later, he lived up to everyone's expectations and boarded the campus confession wall again.
Confession 1: I would like to ask the name of xgg in the last row of black clothes in Lijiao 108's divinity class and whether there is a gf?
?Confession 2: Confession level 15 yyz, no matter whether it is sunny or rainy, the day I can see you is always a sunny day.
Confession 3: I really like Xinke's garden grass dd, you are the one who must marry in this life!
? As soon as the confession queue came out, it was named [309 New ?sp;"Of course, this is also the meaning of the school's opening of this course. By the end of the semester, everyone's mentality will be completely different. Last semester, there was a classmate who sent a pennant to our teaching team on the final exam paper. Said that he was very grateful to the teacher and teaching assistants, and after taking this class, he realized that he was not a pervert."
The audience burst into laughter.
Ye Yanzhou didn't smile, he read down question by question, and felt that he really needed to learn this course.
He feels like a pervert right now.
*
[Question 1: When and why did you feel impulsive for the first time? ¡¿
once Upon a time? It seems a little late.
Probably gifted teenagers have this kind of curse: their physical development cannot keep up with their brains, and they are out of touch with their classmates around their age.
At that time, the whole class had successfully entered puberty, and no longer had fear or excitement due to physiological changes.
But he was a grade-jump student, and he was extremely cute. He had been treated as a child all the time, but suddenly his gender consciousness awakened, and he broke out in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.
Dreaming of being at the same table in the middle of the night is even scarier than dreaming of ghosts in the middle of the night.
Ye Yanzhou didn't dare to recall what he did in the dream, but in fact, he couldn't recall any details when he really recalled it.
However, the evidence of the crime was very solid. He didn't even dare to wash it. He tied the soiled underwear with opaque plastic bags several times, and secretly threw it directly into the garbage dump outside the school gate.
After that, for a long time, he didn't dare to look into Shen Tong's eyes.
She misunderstood him at that time, and felt that his personality had changed, shy, soft and cute.
In fact, if you really want to find a scientific explanation
"Sometimes, parents will find that the child suddenly becomes introverted, has thoughts, likes to be alone, and changes in personality. This is a sign of awakening of sexual awareness. From the perspective of child psychology, there are usually two obvious age groups, 5 -8 years old, 13-17 years old"
It's not that his personality changed for the better, but he put on another mask.
He is full of guilt, and feels that only by desperately downplaying the gender color can he heal his own problems.
*
But this is obviously a wrong decision.
He shouldn't try to be a "best friend" with Shen Tong.
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