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In mid-September, it is a good day in late summer and early autumn.
There is a large floor-to-ceiling window behind Lu Yu's desk. Through the window, you can still see the lead gray sky.
It looks like it's going to rain.
Maybe it was still a downpour.
Speaking of which, I don't know why this year, the summer is going extremely fast.
Many colleagues complained that autumn is here before they wear skirts for a few days.
Of course, this does not include Chi Shan.
Miss Chi's summer has been rich, and one day seems to be as long as three days.
She finally ushered in a relatively stable autumn after the hot feeling of Ben Bo Laoton dissipated.
At this time, if you walk on the road wearing short sleeves, you will feel a bit chilly.
But a rich second-generation boss like Lu Yu never cared about the weather outside.
Anyway, the air conditioner is turned on all year round, the humidifier has its own adjustment function, and even the green plants on the table and the ground are all paid huge sums of money to ask the master to study Feng Shui and air environment layout.
? Explained vividly: as long as you have money, it will be spring all year round.
Lu Yu's "spending huge sums of money" is really spending huge sums of money.
When Chi Shan came to work to hand in the documents, he suddenly saw the lush greenery in the office, and was a little surprised, and asked him how much he spent to arrange the green plants.
Lu Yu reported an astonishing number.
Chishan: "What kind of plant is this? Could it be an arctic variant of a cactus?"
Mr. Lu glanced at it casually: "It's local."
"Did you get tricked? Where did you buy it?"
"Taobao."
""
"Plants don't cost money, but the location is specially calculated by the master."
"Master? What master?"
"On Mount Putuo."
Chi Shan frowned inexplicably: "Isn't Mount Putuo a Buddhist mountain? Why do you still study Fengshui?"
"Buddhism and Taoism are a family, so you don't need to be too particular. Besides, this kind of thing is originally for psychological comfort. The more money you spend, the more peace of mind you will get."
Chi Shan was even more puzzled, and asked curiously: "What kind of psychological comfort do you want? Tell me, and I will help you to counsel. You must not know that when I was in high school, I was the president of the school's psychological society."
Lu Yu narrowed his eyes and stared at the location of the pot of cactus, and said in an unpredictable tone, "Please ask for a marriage."
Student Chi suddenly had a bad feeling.
"The master said, I am destined to be short of water, so I must find a girl with water and wood in her name, a girl whose zodiac sign is one year younger than me, and has a mole under her right eyebrow. People share, and finally die in depression and joy."
""
"I think this condition is too difficult to meet. After all, even if you find such a girl, you may not be able to prove marriage and have children. It depends on the other party's wishes, don't you think?"
""
"So I donated a temple to the master, hoping that he can come to change the company's Feng Shui."
""
Chi Shan has heard it so much that he doesn't want to hear it anymore.
She rushed forward angrily and deeply, and grabbed his collar: "You, you ask me to help you change Feng Shui! If you can also donate to me the incense money of a "temple" in the second ring road, I promise you I can marry that fairy girl and have children!"
It is not certain when the divorce will happen.
Xiao Lu always raised his eyebrows.
He thought about it seriously, then shook his head: "It's fine for him, but not for you."
"Why?"
"Fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields. That master is my cousin, how about you?"
The man leaned on the backrest and transferred the money casually, "You dared to undergo sterilization in order to sever ties with me. Why should I send my hard-earned money to other people's homes?"
"Since when did I go for the sterilization operation?"
Lu Yu didn't answer.
After a while, he said leisurely: "You know Chi Shan, until now, the aunt in your dormitory has often shared with me the contact information of various gynecologists."
""
"Oh, and she also asked about how often we have sex."
Chi Shan's eyes widened: "Then what did you say?!"
President Lu raised his eyes and said calmly, "What else can I say? Can I reproduce asexually?"
""
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Chi Shan was silent for a moment, and showed him a caution.
And after half a month, the incident of classmate Chi's "infertility" was brought up again, and she was not in such a good mood to continue to compare her heart to him.
Chi Shan still wore a gift from the design department lady in her hand: a skull ring from a game fan produced by the valley.
The spikes protrude from the skull, and her nails can leave a sharp scratch on the leather of the sofa without even bending it.
The only force she exerted was another scratch.
Three ways. Four ways. No way.
Finally, a beautiful pair of ripped jeans of the same style was pieced together at the position of the armrest of the sofa.
In fact, the sound of the ring passing across the sofa is very harsh.
The office is just that big, it's impossible not to hear it.
But Chi Shan continued to push and pull persistently, the corners of his lips curled up in a mocking arc, and three sentences were clearly displayed in his raised round eyes:
Do it.
Do it to death.
Can't kill you.
Lu Yu raised his eyebrows: "Chi Shan."
"Don't call me Lao Tzu, I am very busy,"
"The customized price of that sofa is 96 times your internship salary. Are you going to give me free work for a few years?"
"Are you going to count money with me now?!"
Chi Shan put on an unbelievably painful look, "You actually want to settle money with your girlfriend, Lu Yu, are you still human?"
"I am for the time being."
The man nodded happily, "So I don't charge you money, I only accept compensation for physical relationships. Ten yuan for a hug, five hundred yuan for a passionate kiss, and twenty thousand yuan for a sex session. Hold your head in your hands and cry once, Dad, I'm sorry, you are my everything. I will love you for life and life, and I will give you free money."
Chi Shan: " Bah!"
She wiped away tears that didn't exist, and snorted softly: "Listen, are you talking in human language? Lu Yu? What do you mean by how much is once? Who do you think I am? You are simply insulting me." My personality is objectifying me, I am insulted by you like this, I am heartbroken, let's break up!"
Mr. Lu sneered.
He raised his hand and was about to pick up the documents on the table to read, but his wrist was suddenly grabbed.
He raised his eyes, looked at the girl's bewildered expression, and frowned: "What's wrong?"
The girl stretched out her hand, holding his head solemnly and shaking it.
"Chi Shan?"
"Hush."
Chi Shan frowned, lowered his voice cautiously, "Listen, Lu Yu, have you heard the sound of water?"
""
Lu Yu's eyes have darkened.
"Chi Shan, do you believe that I really deducted all your salary for next month?"
"I am not kidding!"
Chi Shan was really anxious, and shook his head vigorously, "Listen yourself, did you hear the sound of water? It came out of your head! Didn't you hear it? I'm not scolding you, I mean it. Oops, you're so mad at me!"
The surrounding air was silent for a few seconds.
After a while, Lu Yu really found that there was the sound of gurgling water coming from his head.
The kind that will bubbly after shaking
Chi Shan's expression pack has not changed, and he is starting to lose his mind?
At that moment, a sentence appeared in Lu Yu's bubbling mind:
¡ª¡ªThis fucking world.
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Well, the secrets of the emoticons are about to be revealed¡ª¡ª
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