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Chapter 51

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    At first, Chi Shan never wanted to have a showdown with Lu Yu so soon.

    After all, she doesn't completely trust the future No. 2 either.

    It is impossible for No. 2 to say that No. 1 has fallen in love with her deeply, and she really feels that No. 1 has deeply fallen in love with her, and she will believe everything like a fool.

    ¡ª¡ªShe just tried it a few days ago, and it is obvious that Lu Yu has not been dazzled by love, and scoffed at her vowed transgender declaration.

    Therefore, Chi Shan intends to observe and lure for a few more days.

    Wait until the groundwork is carefully prepared, and then reveal my mysterious emoji identity to him.

    But things are always impermanent.

    Tonight, no, before she woke up, she never expected that Lu Yu would appear in her bedroom.

    In the middle of the night.

    Also used the stupid reason of being pregnant.

    Out of a kind of revenge and nonsense, Chi Shan was wrapped in a blanket and sat cross-legged on the carpet, vividly explaining to him how he had traveled freely in the tunnel of time and space in the past few months.

    "Did you know that mobile phones five years later can already be folded, I think you can do research in this direction, maybe it will become popular."

    "And you know, the game five years from now will look much more fun than the one you're making now. If you ask me, maybe I can give you some pointers."

    "Do you know, five years later, you will be really old and out of shape. You work in the office every day, and you are like a patient with social phobia. You don't see the sun, and even your eyebrows are turning white."

    Lu Yu crossed his legs and listened silently to the little girl showing off her rich knowledge.

    Listen to her talking from the mobile phone to the computer, from the computer to artificial intelligence, and finally back to herself again.

    She said: "Did you know, Lu Yu, you will be a complete loser in five years, without a girlfriend, sitting alone on the 68th floor drinking coffee every day, and you may lose your memory at any time  In the mountainous area, I was picked up by Ni Xuan as a spare tire."

    She said: "You know Lu Yu, if it weren't for me, you really would have no hope in this life."

    Finally she said: "Are you dead? Whether you understand it or not, can you give me a response?"

    President Lu coughed lightly and changed his sitting position.

    "You said, the emoji you dressed up as a steamed bun image?"

    "Is this the point?"

    "Can you draw it for me?"

    "Lu Yu, I'm not kidding you!"

    "I know."

    The man sighed slightly, "It's just that this is really important, can you draw a rough picture for me to see?"

    "Why is this important?"

    Chi Shan didn't understand, and asked sincerely: "It's just a fat steamed bun with a round face, no legs and a small belly. Is there any business opportunity? If there is a business opportunity, I will draw it for you. Can you share some patents with me?  fee?"

    Lu Yu was silent for a while: "Okay."

    Miss Chi is happy.

    She dug out the paper and pen from the drawer, and it took a full five minutes to draw a crappy and distorted stick figure.

    On the A4 white paper, a square steamed bun stood happily.

    It has a fat body, short hands, no feet, and ugly facial features, and its whole body is covered with thin black threads.

    President Xiao Lu was a little confused: "What are these lines? You got a skin disease when you traveled through time and space?"

    "Of course not, it's fluff."

    Chi Shan pointed out boldly, "The length and feel are similar to cat hair, and it is white, but I am afraid that you will not be able to see it, so I specially traced it for you with a black pen."

    Lu Yu looked at the ugly sticky bun on the paper.

    I just feel that my aesthetic concept has been greatly insulted.

    He rubbed the center of his eyebrows, took the brush from Chi Shan's hand, and drew another stick figure on the paper by himself.

    He draws very fast and smoothly.

    In less than half a minute, a cute little emoji with bright eyes appeared next to the ugly steamed bun with skin diseases.

    Chi Shan's eyes widened: "How did you draw it?"

    ¡ª¡ªIt actually looks exactly like her!

    "Because that's what I designed."

    &nbNo. 2 Luyu, his executive ability is too weak. If he comes to our company to apply for a job, I guess he will be rejected in the round of the group interview.  "

    The girl raised her head and looked at him in confusion.

    "Think about it, when you find out that your girlfriend has been taken away by someone, what is the most important and urgent goal to achieve immediately?"

    "Of course it drove away the house-robbing female ghost."

    "Yes. You can even think about it, but how does that Luyu No. 2 do things? He dawdles, looks forward and backward, and is timid. According to his psychological quality, given him a lifetime, he will not be able to save you.  "

    "I, I don't quite understand."

    "Let's put it this way."

    The man leaned back, frowning slightly, with unpredictable emotions in his dark eyes, "If it were me, I would not let Geng Qingqing find out that I have any sympathy for that body. I will torture her and threaten her  , Destroy all the luck in her heart. The most important thing is to let her know as quickly as possible that living in that body will only leave her with pain for the rest of her life."

    "Whether it's psychological or physical."

    He twitched the corners of his lips indifferently: "Anyway, I am rich, if my body is a little weaker, and if I get a little injured, I can take care of it in the future."

    "As long as it doesn't lead to death, doesn't leave incurable sequelae, so what if the body is tortured? Anyway, it's her who suffers, not my real girlfriend."

    "If it were me, give me ten whips, and I'll be able to whip it."

    "Then "accidentally" let her know that if she leaves the body voluntarily, she still has the hope of returning to her original world. But if she continues to occupy her and refuses to leave, living will only be more painful than dying."

    Chi Shan blinked in a daze.

    She wrapped herself tightly in a towel blanket, curled up on the ground and thought.

    ¡ª¡ªI don¡¯t know why, these words are so cold and ruthless that they explode, but they still sound dark and paranoid.

    Even gradually approaching the edge of breaking the law.

    But she actually felt that what Lu Yu said was inexplicably reasonable.

    Even now she finally wants to understand why she felt so awkward when she saw Lu Yu No. 2 imprisoning "Chi Shan".

    It's not because the other party's actions are too cold, ruthless, or unreasonable, nor is it that he feels that he is doing useless work.

    Rather, even though things like imprisonment were done, the soft force after the imprisonment made her feel like playing a house.

    It's as if I'm reading some vulgar novel about the domineering president imprisoning me.

    It is lukewarm, and the process can write 80 episodes of a series.

    It made her inexplicably irritable.

    Chi Shan asked seriously, "Then why do you think you will become so mentally handicapped five years from now?"

    "I thought about it."

    The man thought for a moment, "I don't think you're traveling five years after the real world, but five years after the novel."

    "What's the meaning?"

    "It is the third-rate mentally retarded novel that was artificially created, perhaps based on our world, but the central idea is only for falling in love, and all the characters are forcibly degraded."

    Lu Yu clicked on the bookshelf in the dormitory, and the row of colorful books placed on it by roommate Chi Shan, "Maybe you have traveled to the world of that novel."

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