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Chi Shan was woken up by the phone's ringtone.
When she fell asleep, the mobile phone was placed on the bedside to charge, but she turned over and her ears were facing the audio port.
Thunderbolt, a burst of loud music, called her back from the terrifying emoji nightmare to the reality that was not much better.
She sat up from the bed.
He looked at his legs again.
¡ª¡ªTwo.
The chest is also very large.
A waist is a waist, and a butt is a butt.
Very perfect figure.
The most important thing is: it is a "human" figure.
Chi Shan touched his leg carefully.
? Soft to the touch, very real.
She began to seriously doubt again, was everything just a dream?
Such absurd scenes and trends, and things like emoticons in other people's mobile phones, shouldn't happen in real life, right?
But don't everyone say that dreams are all vague and illusory?
But why is she able to feel every bit of pain so truly, remember every detail of the dream so clearly, and even remember the forehead hair on Lu Yu's head that hangs down to the eyelashes.
She hugged her knees and glanced at the ringing cell phone next to the pillow.
Dialer: Lu Yu.
Chi Shan picked it up.
The male voice on the other end of the phone was lazy and a little impatient: "What's the matter with you, kid? What about the dawdling character, hurry up, Dad doesn't have that much time to wait for you."
¡ª¡ªIt is already three o'clock in the afternoon.
Of the eight alarm clocks that Chi Shan set before going to bed, none of them worked.
This was completely impossible for Chishan who was sleeping lightly before.
She picked at her quilt and sighed: "I'm sorry, you wait for me for ten minutes, I'll come down right away."
"Up to eight minutes, stop me beating up."
Then with a beep, the phone was hung up
never mind.
Chi Shan took a deep breath, and quickly got out of bed to change clothes.
One of the habits she has developed since she was a child is: if there are too many things, don't mess them up, and do them one by one.
The most important thing right now is Yu Lili's birthday party. First deal with this, then resolve my dispute over my life experience, and finally deal with my mental illness.
She walked to the cabinet, picked out a wine red dress with suspenders and shiny surface, hugged her cosmetic bag, and ran downstairs.
"Mother Liu, I'm going out for a while!"
"It's almost dinner time Shanshan, are you coming back for dinner?"
"Not coming back."
When Chi Shan ran to the gate panting, Lu Yu was leaning against the car window smoking a cigarette, raised his eyebrows and saw her, put out the cigarette, raised his hand, and threw it into the ashtray in the car.
"Chi Shan." He narrowed his eyes, "I've been waiting for you for fifteen minutes, and you came out to see me like this?"
With a plain face, her hair was a little messy because she hadn't taken care of it just after waking up, her face was wet, and there were still drops of water falling down her neck, probably because she didn't have time to dry her face after washing.
The ears and neck are empty, without any ornaments.
Only the skirt and shoes can be seen all over the body.
Even though she looks like this, Lu Yu can't call her ugly against his conscience.
But at the very least, he didn't see any sincerity to go to the banquet sincerely.
¡ª¡ªThe devil believed that he would fall in love with such a plain white rose with a fresh and natural style.
"I brought a cosmetic bag."
Chi Shan raised the cosmetic bag in his hand, "Just put on makeup in the car later, don't worry, it will definitely be done in less than two hours."
Lu Yu raised his eyes casually.
The girl was standing in front of her, her eyes were wet with water vapor, and there were still a few small drops of water on her long eyelashes. With a slight blink, the water drops fell on her collarbone.
She stretched out her hand and touched it with the back of her hand, with a look of innocence and confusion on her face.
He was full of sarcasm and lost the desire to speak out for a moment. With a soft snort, he opened the car door and sat in with his legs.
The co-pilot's door was also open.
But Chi Shan closed it directly, opened the rear door instead, and sat in the middle of the back row.
Lu Yu frowned and stared at the rearview mirror: "What are you doing sitting in the back?"
This kid keeps saying that he wants to repay his kindness, why doesn't he have any professionalism in acting?
"I don't take the co-pilot."
Chi Shan opened her cosmetic bag, fiddled with her cosmetics, and said in a flat tone, "Don't you know that the co-pilot has the highest death rate in a car accident. Unless I drive by myself, I always sit in the back seat."
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Although Chi Shan said that he wanted to repay his favor.
But one favor is one favor, Lu Yu himself said, as long as he plays a girlfriend, she doesn't owe him anything else, so why should he be respectful to him all the time.
The girl wiped off the water droplets on her face, and then started spraying her face again, making her face wet again.
Without even looking at the man in front of him.
Lu Yu glanced at the rearview mirror, a little curious: "What did you sprinkle on your face?"
"Water."
"Then what did you rub just now?"
"Water."
"Yo hoo."
Lu Yu sneered, looking like a joker, "Wipe the water and sprinkle it again, are you out of your mind?"
How can this person be so speechless.
Chi Shan wrinkled his nose and began to slap his face, not wanting to talk to him at all.
"So after you were hit by me, you started to slap yourself again angrily?"
She raised her eyes and bent her smile: "Mr. Lu, do you have your mobile phone?"
Lu Yu replied lazily: "I brought it."
"Do you have Baidu in your phone?"
"Yes, what's the matter?"
"First, open Baidu."
"Then what?"
"Then enter the question you want to ask in the input box."
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"Finally click Search."
Her voice was very soft, the speed of her speech was deliberately slowed down, and there was still a bit of concern in her eyes, "Have you learned it?"
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Lu Yu hooked his lips, revealing a gloomy smile.
Then when he stepped on the accelerator, the car roared away on the highway.
Chi Shan was startled by the sudden acceleration, her body couldn't help leaning back, and the lipstick and mascara in her makeup bag crackled all over the floor.
Especially her bottle of fairy water, which had just been unpacked, missed and smashed on the ashtray in the middle of Lu Yufang. The bottle broke from the middle, and the lotion poured out, leaving only a shallow bottom.
¡ª¡ªShe applied more than a thousand water to Lu Yu's tens of thousands of carpets.
I don't know who is at a disadvantage.
The man saw this scene from the rearview mirror and raised his eyebrows: "What happened?"
"Fairy water."
"Does that name sound expensive?"
Chi Shan nodded calmly: "It's not cheap."
Lu Yu didn't know much about the price of cosmetics, but judging by Chi Shan's expression, he thought it wouldn't be cheap.
He was very sympathetic: "Well, then you are very miserable."
Then he raised his lips, revealing the brightest smile Chi Shan had ever seen since he met him.
¡¡good.
Chi Shan finally understood why the encounter and setting of such an idol drama as Lu Yu did not develop, but still ended in tragedy.
The best news she could gather from those two emoji nightmares was that five years later, she had become this guy's ex-girlfriend.