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Chapter 2912 pee on his face

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    Xue Wuxia nodded hurriedly, then stretched out her hand to pinch the faces of the two little milk buns, and said with a smile: "Look at their round faces, they are so cute."

    "Strange, strange uncle" Xing'er glanced at Xue Wuxia in fear, blinked her big black eyes, and took two steps back timidly.

    Xue Wuxia looked at Xing'er in disbelief, "Hey, little guy, you actually called me to blame Uncle, what am I doing wrong?"

    "You look so ugly!" Suddenly, Xiao Nanfeng next to him pointed at Xue Wuxia and said with his hands on his waist.

    Hearing this, Xue Wuxia was so angry that she almost vomited blood.

    He pointed to himself, and looked at Nanfeng in disbelief, "Hey, little guy, you actually said I'm ugly? How ugly am I?"

    Xue Wuxia was very mad at this time, but unfortunately Nanfeng ignored him at all, he said: "You are not as good-looking as my father."

    After finishing speaking, he cast a cold glance at Xue Wuxia.

    When Xue Wuxia heard this, she was so angry that she wanted to jump again.

    Seeing this, Yun Ruoyue hurriedly said: "Young Master Xue, Tong Yan Wuji, you must not be as knowledgeable as them."

    Xue Wuxia took a deep breath, covered her heart and said, "Yue'er, isn't your child's language talent too strong? You can't teach me how to talk so much at such a young age, and even hurt others."  Bar?"

    Yun Ruoyue hurriedly waved her hands, "How is that possible! It may be that Nanfeng often imitates Feng'er's language, so"

    Xue Wuxia immediately grasped the important point, and said: "You mean, Feng'er often speaks ill of me to Nanfeng, so Nanfeng learned it?"

    "No, you misunderstood, Feng'er didn't speak ill of you to Nanfeng." Yun Ruoyue hurriedly explained.

    "Then she must have told someone about this one who killed a thousand swords!" Xue Wuxia stormed.

    Just as Xue Wuxia was running wild, Xiao Nanfeng suddenly pointed at him, and said solemnly: "You are already ugly!"

    "What?" Xue Wuxia looked at Nanfeng explosively, he suddenly hugged him up, and said heartbroken: "You little guy, you still wear crotch pants, how dare you call me ugly!"

    "Ugly, you are ugly" Although the little guy was "hijacked" in Xue Wuxia's hands, he was not afraid of him at all.

    After Xue Wuxia heard this, she was so angry that she pretended to hold Nanfeng up high, and pretended to threaten: "Okay, little guy, you dare to sprinkle salt on my wounds, believe it or not, I will turn into a big bad wolf and eat you up!"  Lose!"

    "Wow!" Xiao Nanfeng burst into tears when he heard this.

    He cried and struggled, suddenly, he didn't jump, his body tightened, and he urinated on Xue Wuxia's face suddenly.

    The urine sprayed towards Xue Wuxia's face like a string of small water jets, causing Xue Wuxia to scream, "Ah! Pee, he peed! Help!"

    As he said, he hugged Xiao Nanfeng and circled around in place, almost unable to get up in a hurry.

    Seeing this scene, Yun Ruoyue and Chu Xuanchen hugged their bellies and laughed loudly.

    At this time, Xue Wuxia had quickly put Xiao Nanfeng on the ground.

    Then he quickly raised his sleeves and wiped the urine on his face in disgust.

    "Nanfeng, are you okay?" After Chu Xuanchen laughed twice, he rushed over and hugged Nanfeng in his arms.

    When Xiao Nanfeng saw his father, he immediately put away his tears, opened his big watery eyes, and said, "Daddy, he is a bad guy, a bad guy"

    Chu Xuanchen wiped away his tears for him, suppressed a smile, and said, "Nanfeng, don't be afraid! Uncle is just teasing you. Look, you even made him look so good!"

    "Pfft" Yun Ruoyue laughed again when she heard this.

    She hurried over and said, "Husband, why are you here?"

    Chu Xuanchen suppressed his smile, and said: "I wanted to go to Brother Xue just now, but I didn't expect to see this scene when I came here. Yue'er, do you have a handkerchief? Wipe Brother Xue's face quickly, don't neglect  people."

    "No, I don't need it!" Xue Wuxia was furious when she heard this.

    At this time, he was still vigorously wiping the urine on his face, his body was shaking with anger, and he almost died on the spot.

    Yun Ruoyue hurriedly took out a handkerchief and handed it to him, "Master Xue, come, you use my handkerchief!"

    "Yue'er!" Xue Wuxia took the veil and burst into tears, "Tell me, is this little milk bag intentional? He actually urinates on my face, he is too much, he bullies me!"

    Xiao Nanfeng also froze when he saw Xue Wuxia collapsed.

    He rolled his grape-like eyes guiltily, as if to say, did he do something wrong just now?

    Yun Ruoyue coughed lightly and said, "That??Nanfeng is still a child, he can't control himself, Mr. Xue, please forgive him!  "

    "That's right! But don't mind, this is boy urine, and most people can't enjoy it. This shows that Nanfeng welcomes you very much!" A black-bellied smile flashed in Chu Xuanchen's eyes.

    "Welcome? Are you sure he welcomes me?" Xue Wuxia said, looked up at the sky, and said sadly, "I never thought that I, Xue Wuxia, who was so romantic in my first life, would be defeated by a little baby boy. I won't tell you anymore.  I'm going to take a shower!"

    As he spoke, he disappeared into the yard like a whirlwind.

    Seeing Xue Wuxia running away, Chu Xuanchen and Yun Ruoyue finally couldn't hold back, and laughed heartily.

    After the two laughed for a while, Chu Xuanchen nodded Xiao Nanfeng's nose, and said: "Nanfeng, you are really powerful, you are worthy of being the son of this king!"

    Yun Ruoyue suppressed a smile and said, "This Xue Wuxia is so unlucky that he was slapped by the south wind. Will this cause him a psychological shadow?"

    "Isn't it? A big man, he can't even take this kind of blow! And who told him to threaten Nanfeng first? He is self-inflicted, he can't live!" Chu Xuanchen said with a smile.

    Yun Ruoyue said apologetically: "But he is also our guest. Just now I saw him collapsed like that. Do you think he would do something stupid? Husband, why don't we go and see him?"

    Chu Xuanchen hugged Nanfeng into Feng'er's arms, and said, "Okay then! Let's go and enlighten him! Feng'er, take Nanfeng and Xing'er to play!"

    "Yes, my lord." Feng'er said, and brought a group of little maids to play takraw ball with Nanfeng and Xing'er-

    After the two finished speaking, they walked towards the attic where Xue Wuxia lived.

    Soon, they came outside the attic.

    Just after getting there, Yun Ruoyue saw many servants gathered in front of Xue Wuxia's wing, covering their mouths and laughing.

    Even Li Tianwei and Xiao Yuer stood outside the door, looking up there, as if watching a good show.

    At this time, there was a burst of mournful cries suddenly from that room, "God! I'm dead! I, Xue Wuxia, who was brilliant for the rest of my life, was destroyed in one day!"

    "Haha" Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard this.

    The person inside yelled again in pain: "It's too shameful, I'm not alive, help me! Whoever buys me a piece of tofu, I'm going to hit my head to death!"

    The crowd burst into laughter again.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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