"By the way, just now Xiao Shanzi came back and said that all of you are going to have children?" Shan Ziniang looked at the two of them suspiciously, and it seemed that the two of them would tie up and beat them if they disagreed.
"No, no, no!" Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shitou blushed, shaking their heads like rattles.
Hearing this, Xiao Shanzi glanced sideways at the two of them, and opened his mouth to say something, but Xiao Shitou pinched him again, so he had no choice but to shut up, thinking angrily in his heart, these two people are too dishonest, and they lied to him Mother, you have to be careful when you become in-laws with them in the future.
"Are you here to find something for Xiao Shanzi?"
Xiao Shunzi hurriedly said: "It's such an aunt. We saw two bird nests under the big tree at the entrance of the village before, and I wanted to find Xiao Shanzi to take a look together."
Even at this time, Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shitou did not dare to lie to Xiaoshan's mother. There were indeed bird nests on the big trees at the entrance of the village, but they had already dug them out.
Of course Xiao Shanzi also knew, but he thought, maybe this was an excuse for Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shitou to rescue him.
There is no way, if he stays at home again, let alone give birth to a child, it is good not to be soaked in a pig cage.
Therefore, Xiao Shanzi didn't say anything.
What are you looking for? Didn¡¯t she want to dig out the bird¡¯s nest? Xiaoshanzi¡¯s wife didn¡¯t expose their words, and asked a few more questions. Xiaoshanzi answered well, as obedient as a quail, so she also signaled to Xiaoshitou and Xiaoshunzi The rope can be untied.
The rope was untied, Xiao Shunzi and Xiaoshi supported the soft hill, and asked in a low voice, "Are you okay?"
Xiao Shanzi nodded, he just hurt where he was beaten, and muttered: "I'm fine, I just don't know about the child" Is there anything wrong.
"Ahem" Xiao Shunzi hurriedly interrupted Xiao Shanzi's words, and Xiao Shitou also cleverly greeted Xiao Shanzi's parents loudly, and the two of them partly supported Xiaoshanzi, and partly dragged him out.
Before going out, Xiao Shanzi couldn't help but stop, turned his head and looked at his parents under the eaves with tears in his eyes, and asked weakly, "Dad and mother, do you really want to put me in a pig cage?"
If so, then this family will never come back.
Thinking that his son and daughter will never see their grandparents in the future, Xiao Shanzi couldn't help but feel sad. The tears fell in a series, and it seemed that he was going to cry in the next second.
"You child" Shan Ziniang, who had just sat down, stood up angrily, and rolled up her sleeves as if to drag her back to clean up.
His father yelled impatiently: "Get out! You bastard, do you have any brains? How big is the pig cage? How big are you? Can you fit it in?" He was tired from beating. With this strength, it is better to chop some firewood.
"That's right, hurry up and get out of here, don't get in our way here." Shanzi turned her head away angrily, not wanting to see his son so stupid.
Xiao Shanzi looked at it and was taken aback for a moment. Really, the pig cage was very small, and it looked like it was used to hold piglets.
"Then" Xiao Shanzi still wanted to ask, but Xiao Shitou hurriedly tugged at him, preventing him from opening his mouth.
"Auntie, Uncle, let's go." Xiao Shunzi greeted, and quickly gave Xiao Shitou a wink, asking him to join him in getting Xiao Shanzi out of the house.
After leaving Xiaoshanzi's house for about ten meters, Xiaoshitou said: "You are stupid, you are not beaten enough, knowing that your parents are angry, you still add fuel to the flames."
"Why did I add fuel to the flames? It's not like you didn't see that I was dealt with badly, and I don't know what happened to the child."
"By the way, how did you give birth so quickly? How many have you had? Boys and girls?" Xiao Shanzi asked, and then said anxiously: "I haven't given birth yet. It's been so long, and I don't know if there is a baby." It's okay, you guys quickly think of a way for me, I haven't given birth yet."
"You have also seen my parents like that. My family can't go back, and yours probably can't, so what should I do? Is it possible that I really want to find a cave student?" Speaking of this, Xiao Shanzi thought of two things. He just wanted to say that he lied to his mother not to have children, but after thinking about it, they were also trying to save him, so don't worry about lying to his mother.
?After all, human life is at stake, who told him to have a few children in his stomach, there is no delay, and they have no choice but to do so.
Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shitou didn't expect that at this moment, Xiao Shanzi was still thinking about having a baby. Hearing what he said seriously, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Ha ha ha ha¡¡"
"Hahaha, oops, I can't do it" Xiaoshi smiled, accidentally bumped into the wound on his buttocks, and jumped a few more steps in pain.
Xiao Shanzi looked at the two laughing like this, with a confused look on his face, what's wrong?
two peopleIt was almost the same, Xiao Shunzi opened his mouth now, and actually wanted to continue laughing, but seeing that Xiao Shanzi's face was getting worse, he hurriedly stopped.
"Shanzi, let me tell you, we are not pregnant, so we will not have children."
"What?" Xiao Shanzi looked astonished, he seemed to understand what he said, but he didn't seem to understand.
"What do you mean you won't have children?"
Xiao Shitou explained from the side: "It's just that we can't have children. We are boys, so how can we have children?"
Xiao Shanzi: "But my aunt made us eat pumpkin seeds, and your stomach still hurts, and you said it felt like you were about to give birth." This was Xiao Shunzi's words.
Xiao Shunzi's cheeks flushed, he had a baby, he had diarrhea, he just went to the latrine and it will be fine.
"No, no, we won't have children even if we eat pumpkin seeds."
Seeing that Xiao Shanzi was still puzzled, Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shitou told each other what they said.
After the two of them stopped, Xiao Shanzi reached out to touch his belly, and asked in a daze, "Is there really no child?"
"No!" Xiao Shunzi replied firmly.
Xiao Shitou asked what his mother asked him: "Does your stomach still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore." Xiao Shanzi shook his head, then felt it carefully, and shook his head again affirmatively: "It doesn't hurt anymore."
"That's it." Little Shitou: "My mother said that only women can have children. We are still young, and we won't have children even if we eat a sack of pumpkin seeds."
Xiao Shunzi seemed to know what Xiao Shanzi was going to say, and echoed from the side: "That's right, don't look at Sister-in-law Li who ate the pumpkin seeds given by her aunt and gave birth to two children, that's because she already had children in her stomach, it's just I borrowed my aunt's blessing to give birth to two fat boys."
Xiao Shitou continued: "Look, the two of us have been rushing over to look for you since we couldn't have children."
"That's right, if it really happens, how can we get out of bed." Xiao Shunzi also added a comment.
Xiao Shanzi believed more than half of it, but he looked at Xiao Shitou again and said, "But I see that you walk strangely, isn't it because you just gave birth?"
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