"Mother, mother, ah, mother, take it easy, I was wrong, my son was wrong, I was confused Mother, my own mother, are you going to beat my son to death?" Twitching and howling at the top of his throat, but he didn't know that the more he howled, the angrier his mother would be.
"What a spoiled son, my mother doesn't want it anymore. It's really better to have a dog than to give birth to you. I'll kill you" Shitou Niang was obviously furious.
It is impossible for anyone not to be angry when his son scolds him indiscriminately and indiscriminately. Besides, the problem of disobedience is not a small matter in Niuluo Village, and it is impossible not to deal with it severely.
Xiao Shunzi froze in place. Looking at this scene, she exclaimed in her heart, it's better for my mother, and she picked the 'deadly' for me.
To say that Xiao Shitou knew that he had not given birth to a child, or that he was crying and crying that he was going to be tortured to death, and then his mother impatiently smashed his head with a small broom for sweeping beans.
Then he was stunned for a moment, and then he yelled even more pitifully, but his mother was obviously not used to him, she stepped forward and slapped him, and after he was stunned, she grabbed the back of his neck and squeezed him thinly. ask.
Hearing this, he was immediately angry and funny, and poked Xiaoshi's forehead fiercely.
"You are stupid, have you ever seen a man give birth to a child, and childbirth is a woman's job."
Xiao Shitou nodded aggrievedly and agreed: "Yes, we also said it, but my aunt didn't believe it, so she wanted us to give birth."
"Don't talk nonsense, that's because you misunderstood. My aunt gave you pumpkin seeds, but she didn't let you have children." It's not necessary to eat pumpkin seeds to give birth to a child. If this is the case, it will save trouble.
"But my aunt said"
Shitou Niang interrupted Xiao Shitou, she didn't need to hear it, she probably knew that these boys were naughty and caused trouble, and the aunt just frightened them casually.
Thinking of her son's yelling and howling when she came back, Shitou Niang was angry and funny,
"Does your stomach still hurt now?"
Xiao Shitou lowered his head to feel it, and said with some uncertainty: "It doesn't seem to hurt anymore."
"That's it!" She didn't need to think about it, she knew that it was probably Xiao Shitou and the others who were afraid, and felt that their stomach hurt and they were going to have a baby.
Shitou Niang rolled her eyes: "No wonder my aunt is going to be angry, why are you so stupid. Don't even think about it, it's the blessing that my aunt gave you, Sister Li, and others can't easily do it. Do you want to have children? You are so beautiful!"
Since she was married, she has never seen anyone in the village who is more stupid than his son. No, his son is not alone, but there are also Xiao Shunzi. Shitou Niang can't help but wonder, who said that a child with a solid skin is smarter? Now, these few are obviously a little stupid, aren't they!
Xiao Shitou: "Giving a baby is painful, how beautiful it is!" I haven't seen it before, but he has heard it too!
"Isn't it beautiful!" Shitou Niang nodded, and then remembered what her son scolded her just now, she couldn't beat her up, and said that when I gave birth to you, I was in pain. If you don't say thank you for my upbringing, you Also scold me.
So he turned around and pulled out a piece of firewood from the pile of firewood, pointing at the little stone that was about to run away.
"You stop!"
"Hey, mother" Xiao Shitou grinned and tried to say something nice and act like a baby.
"Calling mother? It's useless to call you ancestor!"
Shitou Niang pointed to the long bench beside her and motioned, "Lie down by yourself."
Little Shitou dawdled, Shitou Niang became angry when she saw it: "You try dawdling again?"
Hearing that his mother's voice was wrong, Xiao Shitou didn't dare to dawdle any longer, and ran to the bench in a hurry. Before he got down, he didn't forget to change the position of the bench, and then he got down.
"Mother, ah, mother, my son knows his mistake, please be gentle."
"Be lighter?" Shito raised the firewood in his hand in a womanly manner: "I let you be a dead child, you have no conscience, you still let me be lighter"
Therefore, the scene that Xiao Shunzi saw when he rushed over appeared.
Xiao Shitou soon saw Xiao Shunzi, although it was a bit embarrassing to be beaten in front of his friends, but after he thought about it, everyone was humiliated together, it was nothing to be seen being beaten.
Xiao Shunzi hesitated for a moment, and called out, "Auntie."
Shitou Niang had seen Xiao Shunzi a long time ago. Hearing this, she turned her head and glanced at him, while continuing to slap her son's butt, she asked half-jokingly, "Xiao Shunzi, how many babies have you had?"
"Auntie." Upon hearing this, Xiao Shunzi immediately blushed in embarrassment, and said in embarrassment: "Auntie, no, then what, we misunderstood, I also went home to listen to meOnly after my mother told us did I realize that we were just having a stomachache. "
Scratching his temples, Xiao Shunzi continued: "Auntie, please stop laughing at us. We are still young, so it's normal to make jokes."
"Mother, ah, mother, don't hit him, you see that Xiao Shunzi has been found, if you hit him again, where will he put his son's face" Little Shitou said half begging for mercy, half pitifully.
When Shitou Niang saw Xiao Shunzi approaching, she wanted to stop. After all, this was her son's playmate, from the same village, and when she grew up together, she had to take care of her son's face.
But because she was so angry, she didn't want to stop for a while, so she smoked a few more times.
This will feel that it is almost the same, mainly because she can see that her son really knows that he is wrong, and if the fight continues, she will have to find medicine for him, which is not worth the candle.
So he glared at the howling little stone, and said angrily: "You still have the face to save face with me, next time you talk nonsense, let's see how I deal with you!"
"Mother, mother, I know, my son knows, calm down My son will apologize to you, don't be angry"
"You'd better remember what you said today." Shitou Niang handed the firewood to Xiao Shitou, and scolded unhappily: "Okay, get away, I will get angry when I see you now."
Xiao Shitou hurriedly responded, took the firewood, did not dare to throw it away, limped and put the firewood back to its original position, and said in a good voice, and then left the house with Xiao Shunzi.
"How are you? Are you okay?" Xiao Shunzi asked worriedly when he saw the little stone limping.
Xiao Shitou wiped the tear stains on his face, pretending to be indifferent and said: "It's okay, manly man, bleeding, coughing, what are you going to do with this, I'm fine!"
Xiao Shunzi nodded upon hearing this.
On the contrary, Xiao Shitou looked up and down at Xiao Shunzi, and asked suspiciously, "You were not beaten?"
"No!" Xiao Shunzi shook his head and said triumphantly, "My mother is my real mother, how could she be willing to beat me!"
"Bullshit!" Little Shitou gave Xiao Shunzi a blank look, as if he had never seen Xiao Shunzi being chased all over the village by his parents with a stick.
They all grew up together, and Xiao Shunzi also knew that he couldn't hide it from Xiao Shitou, so he smiled, since they were all ashamed together anyway, so he told him what happened after returning home.
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