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Chapter 56

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    "Ouch!" Xiao Shunzi cried out suddenly, clutching his stomach.

    Xiao Shitou and the others froze immediately, and Xiao Shanzi hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

    "The child kicked you?"

    Xiao Shunzi clutched his stomach, his face was a little ugly, and when he heard this, his face suddenly turned pale: "I, I don't know."

    Xiao Liuzi was also clutching his stomach and complaining of pain: "I, I seem to feel stomach pain too."

    "What? You guys, aren't you about to give birth?"

    "What? So fast?" Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Liuzi were dumbfounded.

    The two of them looked at each other's stomach, and then at their own stomach, feeling more and more pain in the stomach.

    Xiao Shanzi panicked: "But the stomach is not too big."

    "A big belly is a woman, we are men, we may be able to give birth without having a big belly, and we have eaten so many pumpkin seeds."

    When everyone heard this, they felt that it made sense, and they were even more panicked.

    "Oh, it seems to be about to give birth, what should I do, it hurts so much, I have eaten a lot. Is it going to be a series of births?"

    Seeing that Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Liuzi had stomach pains, the others immediately felt that something was wrong with their stomachs.

    "What to do, I, I, I seem to have eaten six just now."

    "You still don't have enough, I eat eight or nine."

    "Woooo I didn't eat much, but I didn't chew. I just swallowed it. I swallowed five."

    After everyone counted, they all ate a lot, and felt that the sky was about to fall.

    "what to do?"

    "You don't want to be born on the road, do you?" That would be too embarrassing.

    Xiaoshanzi had a bitter face, as if he was going to cry in the next second, but when he thought that he was about to have a baby, he would be an adult, and an adult should not cry, so he suppressed the tears in his eyes again, Qiqi Aiai said:  "I'm not going to have children."

    "I do not know either."

    Who would!

    So several people yelled in a low voice, supported each other, and went home.

    As for why he didn't yell loudly, of course it was because he was afraid that people would lose face if he found out.

    Xiao Shitou's house was the first to arrive. He and a few other friends made an agreement that someone would tell everyone about the birth of a child, and then hurried in while holding the door frame.

    His mother was grinding beans at home. Seeing that her son, who had just gone out to play, came back not long after, she felt strange, but she didn't think too much about it. She called out and asked Xiaoshitou to help grind the beans.

    When Xiao Shitou came home, he no longer had to bear it like he did outside. When he heard his mother asked him to work, he immediately yelled: "Why should I grind beans, I am about to give birth, and you still let me work  , you¡¯ll kill me, let¡¯s see if you still have sons and grandsons!¡±

    The little Shitou, who was called wronged at the top of his voice, was just like the little daughter-in-law who was bullied, and he just rolled around on the ground with his stomach in his hands.

    Confused by her son's words, Shitou Niang couldn't figure it out: "What is about to give birth? What son and grandson?"

    "you are the landlord Lao Cai, you are the evil mother-in-law who is a daughter-in-law. I am about to give birth, and you still make me work. This is killing people." Stomach hurts, so Xiaoshi yelled, holding the door frame  , sitting on the threshold and shouting aggrievedly.

    At this moment, Shitou Niang heard her son yelling, and she was stunned: "You damn child, what do you mean you are going to have a baby? You are a boy, what are you going to give birth to!"

    "I'm going to give birth, you don't understand, you haven't seen how my stomach hurts, didn't you see if I was going to have a baby, and let me work" For the first time, Xiao Shitou felt that he was in harmony with the ground.  Like a yellowed cabbage, no one hurts.

    He must have picked it up, Mother didn't care about his life or death at all, she didn't even care that he was going to have a baby.

    This kind of thing is also happening in other people's homes.

    Unlike Xiao Shitou, Xiao Shunzi would call out to find his mother as soon as he entered the house. It would be embarrassing to live outside, but at home, who else could he look for if he didn't look for his mother.

    "Mother, mother, come quickly, help me, my stomach hurts, I'm about to give birth"

    Shun Ziniang was planting vegetables in the private plot behind the house, when she heard her son screaming in front of her, she thought it was about time, so she hurriedly left her work and ran back to the front yard.

    Seeing it, the son was sitting under the eaves with his stomach in his hands. When he saw him coming back, he blushed and cried and said that he was going to give birth.

    About to give birth?

    When Shunziniang heard this, she patted Xiao Shunzi on the head angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? How old are you? What kind of children are you having?"

    "But my stomach hurts!"

     "Stomachache is caused by something you ate outside, and it has nothing to do with giving birth." Shun Ziniang said, and said casually: "Okay, stop shouting, go to the latrine by yourself, and then find a few pieces of 'Diebula  'Chew and eat, old lady, I still have to work, don't yell at me."

    This dead child, I don't know where I heard the words of giving birth, and he talks nonsense when his stomach hurts. Fortunately, he is in his own home. If he is outside, he will not be laughed at to death.

    While thinking about it, Shun Ziniang shook her head and was about to go to the backyard.

    "Oh, no, mother, it's different." Xiao Shunzi saw that her mother didn't plan to take care of him, and she didn't intend to boil water to deliver the baby. She immediately became anxious, ignoring the pain in her stomach, and stepped forward to hug him.  His mother's thigh looked up desolately and said pitifully, "Mother, don't you care about me?"

    "Why don't you care, didn't I let you eat 'Death Bula'?"

    'Shibula' is a kind of herbal medicine, which can be found in many places in the countryside and rural areas. It is used to treat diarrhea.

    They don't know what to eat for diarrhea in other places, but in Niuluo Village and even a few nearby villages, they all look for 'dead diarrhea' to eat for diarrhea. This is passed down from their ancestors, and it is very effective.

    There was an imperial doctor from the Bai Family of the ancestor of Niuluo Village, so it is not a strange thing that the people of Niuluo Village can simply treat a few herbs to treat headaches, hot stomach and so on.

    The vulgar name is chosen for the convenience and easy to remember.

    Shun Ziniang was hugged by her son and almost fell. She lowered her head and wanted to scold her, but when she saw her son looking at her pitifully, she must have been in so much pain that her face turned pale, so she could only say, "Okay,  I'll go pick 'Death Bula' for you, you go to the latrine."

    "No, mother, no, I'm not having a stomachache, I'm about to give birth." Xiao Shunzi burst into tears.

    "Mom, you don't understand. I'm really going to have a baby. Can you find me a midwife? No, don't look for it. It's too shameful. I think Xiaoshitou's family has already found the midwife. You can deliver the baby for me"  Thinking of this, Xiao Shunzi felt that he was too miserable, with so many births and no midwife, so he didn't know if father and son would be safe.

    When Shun Ziniang heard this, she looked confused: "What are you talking about, child?"

    It was the first time for Xiao Shunzi to feel that his mother was so stupid. He couldn't help but want to scold loudly, but his stomach ached and he didn't have the strength to scold him. Besides, he was afraid that the scolding mother would get angry and ignore him. There was no midwife, and he had to rely on his mother  no.

    So I had to explain while crying: "Mom, I said my stomach hurts and I'm going to give birth."

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