What does it feel like to die? Zhou Ze remembers it clearly. Back then, he was pushed into the crematorium's incinerator and enjoyed the treatment of being burned;
And in advance, the staff of the crematorium used steel hooks to pierce his stomach to prevent his body from swelling and exploding during cremation.
That feeling is very similar to being pierced in my chest now.
pain?
Of course it hurts.
But when the pain is too severe, you feel numb instead, just like after being given half-body anesthesia for an operation in a hospital, through the curtain that blocks your sight, you probably can only feel as if something is on you. Tinkering on the belly.
Zhou Ze still wanted to resist, but his body fell into a deadly convulsion at this moment, and even his eyelids became extremely heavy at this moment.
No matter how unwilling, no matter how much you resist,
eyelids,
It's still over.
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Slowly opened his eyes, surrounded by dim lights, and in front of him was a long marble table with messy patterns, but it gave people a delicate feeling.
Lowering his head, Zhou Ze realized that he was sitting on a chair, which was a grand master's chair. He himself leaned on it, and was wearing a white scarf below his neck, but it was more like wearing it there to prevent soup stains from getting dirty. Clothes for protection.
Two hands, holding a silver knife and fork,
In front of him, there was a clean white plate with a piece of barbecue on it, emitting bursts of heat, and surrounded by lemons and cauliflower.
"Sir, I brushed the cauliflower with a spray gun. It tastes like barbecue. I hope you like it."
The old man's voice came from across from Zhou Ze. He was also dressed in the same attire. He was cutting a steak and chewing it in his mouth.
"What does it mean?"
Zhou Ze was not in a hurry to eat, and asked directly.
Didn't you say that you are going to kill yourself?
"There was an accident." The old man picked up the drink next to him and took a small sip.
"Wow!"
The old man put one hand on the table and pushed the certificate towards Zhou Ze.
"The identity card has been damaged to such an extent, which I did not expect." After the old man finished speaking, he continued to cut a piece of meat and put it in his mouth to taste carefully.
"so?"
"So, I'm sorry, you won't die." The old man said with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Sir, your luck is really good."
"Aren't you going to kill me?"
"Yes, sir. Because of the identity card left by the owner, there is no way to endure the process of identifying the owner and refreshing it again, otherwise it will burst directly and lose all functions."
The old man shook his head, raised his wine glass, and greeted Zhou Ze,
"So, congratulations, sir. It seems that what I said before was wrong. Today is indeed your lucky day."
Zhou Ze picked up the wine glass, looked at the color of the transparent red wine inside, did not rush to drink, but asked:
"Is there no strange poison in this wine?"
"You are joking, sir."
Are you joking?
Earlier you said I was your new master,
Then what?
A hand pierced directly through my chest!
Who the hell is joking?
"Sir, please try my craftsmanship. When the old master was here, I was responsible for taking care of his daily meals. Although so many years have passed, I don't think my craftsmanship has deteriorated too much."
"Is there any poison in the meat?" Zhou Ze asked with a smile.
"Sir, you don't worry too much. For me, it doesn't need to be so troublesome to kill you or torture you."
What you said is very reasonable, and there is really no way to refute it.
Zhou Ze cut off a piece of meat with a knife, and put the meat into his mouth with a fork to chew. He wanted to vomit instinctively, but unexpectedly found that the piece of meat melted in his mouth and had an excellent taste.
Most importantly, I didn't have the slightest nausea.
"Is it delicious?" the old man asked.
"Yes." Zhou Ze replied.
"If it's delicious, eat more. As a chef, it's a very happy thing for the dishes you cook to be loved and eaten a lot."
The old man ate half of the plate of meat, put down the knife and fork, took out a hot towel, and wiped his hands.
Zhou Ze ate a few more pieces of meat, and then asked:
"Next, how??
The golden monkey shook his head, then nodded again.
"Don't blame me for arresting your soul that was attached to that baby. Your three-year-old merit is regarded as compensation for that child. Even if he is disabled, it will be smooth sailing in the future. can become a normal person.
Don't feel disadvantaged, this matter, let's end here, later, I will give you a new body, and you will leave, whether it is to practice again, or just play in the mountains and forests, don't do what you did today up.
There are five diseases and three deficiencies in human cultivation, not to mention you, a little beast, let it be, this is a catastrophe on your way of cultivation. "
After talking,
The old man pushed open the inner door.
There are no other furnishings in this small room, only an ink painting hanging on the wall.
In the picture,
There is a towering mountain,
The good fortune bell is beautiful, and the yin and yang are at dusk!
There is a man wearing a purple crown and a yellow robe standing on the top of the mountain.
The painting has turned yellow,
The person in the painting has also passed away,
Only the majestic mountain in the painting still stands there, overlooking all the mountains.
"My lord, the old servant has finished what you ordered."
The old man knelt down facing the scroll.
The picture of the farewell in the past resurfaced in his mind:
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"You old man, die later, stay a little longer, and help me watch who will end up with this identity card. If he is a good person, kill him for me and replace him!
This seat is to believe in the evil of those monks, and believe in his nonsense that hell is not empty and swear that he will not become a Buddha, and his reputation will be ruined for the rest of his life!
The person who holds this seat's identity card must never be a good person again, otherwise this seat will die with peace! "
"Master, what is a good person and what is a bad person?
Good people can do bad things, and bad people can do good things.
Good or bad, the old slave is stupid, afraid of ruining the government's entrustment. "
"Zhiniang thief, how can there be so many twists and turns and miscellaneous rhetoric, you think he is not a bad person, just kill him."
"Yes, this old slave will obey the law."
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"Is he a good man?"
In the inner room, the old man kneeling there slowly raised his head, looked at the scroll and murmured:
"He was indeed a 'good' man,
But in my eyes, he
is a 'bad' person. "
As the old man spoke, his face became gloomy, and yellow hair began to grow on his face and hands.
The face began to distort, turning into a hairy face and thunderous mouth!
It's one, old ape!
Born in the wild of Mount Tai, the ambition of this life is to carry that Mount Tai,
There is an old saying: the ape that moves the mountain!
"My disciples and grandchildren, who practiced at the top three, were willing to help others, and were diligent in their practice, so they encountered such a catastrophe and suffering!
Relying on his position as a human being, he went up and killed it regardless of it!
Why!
Why!
Just because, he is a human being, was he a human being during his lifetime!
Therefore, as long as all aliens threaten people, no matter right or wrong, right or wrong,
Everyone should be killed? Damn it all? "
The old man sat down cross-legged,
At last he murmured:
"He stands on the standpoint of a human being, and he is a good man.
The old slave stands on the side of the monkey tribe, he is a bad person.
hehe,
In the end,
But on the contrary, he failed to let him die because of this.
Your Majesty,
Is this what you mean?
Your Majesty,
The old slave has come to follow you. For so many years, you must not be used to it without the old slave serving and cooking by your side, right? "
The old man lost his vitality,
So the body of the ape sits there,
The golden monkey in the soul state ran out at this time, first kowtowed to the old man's body, and then got into the old man's skin.
A few hectares,
From under the old man's clothes,
A small monkey about the size of a palm came out,
"Squeak"
The little monkey barked a few times in a row, and then ran out. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com