Wang Weijie took a look, "Is there something missing here? Five big men drink up all the wine? Or ask a few girls to accompany the bar, and add to the fun."
Sometimes drinking, a few big men are indeed a bit monotonous, if there are more girls, the atmosphere will be different.
Du Xiaoma said: "You can call me as you like."
Wang Weijie said: "I won't cry until I reach orgasm!"
The waiter in court lady's attire sprayed again. There is really nothing to do with this person, and that mouth always makes people laugh.
Tan Zhifang said: "You are all leaders, let me do it!"
He waved to the waiter, "Beauty, come here."
The waiter came over, "Are you ready to order?"
Tan Zhifang said: "Food, you decide on your own, serve your special dishes here, and serve the ones you are good at. You can call some beauties to accompany the wine."
The waiter said, yes. Seeing her swaying buttocks, Wang Weijie said, "Which one of you can touch her buttocks, and if she doesn't curse, I'll fine you three drinks."
Tan Zhifang said: "Really?"
"Of course it's true, it's still false!"
When the waiter came in, Tan Zhifang yelled, "How are you, beauty?"
The waiter replied, "I'll be there soon! Wait a moment."
I don't know where he wiped something black, and walked over, "Hey, what's the matter with you here? Did you sit somewhere accidentally?" He stretched out his hand and touched his buttocks.
The waiter was a little displeased at first, but when she turned her head and saw that there was a black mass on her buttocks, she became anxious, "What's going on?"
Tan Zhifang smiled, "Go and change some clothes, this appearance can affect our appetite."
Seeing the waiter pouted and hurried out, the people in the box burst out laughing.
Wang Weijie said: "Oh, this little brother is really talented, where can he get a job?"
Wang Weijie said: "There is no high job, and there are no jobless people at present."
Gu Qiudao: "The two of them are my classmates. The two of them have contributed a lot to Xiao Ma's case. They followed that kid Yu Li 24 hours a day."
Du Xiaoma said: "It turned out to be two lifesavers, come here, let me toast to both of you first."
Wang Weijie said: "The wine hasn't come yet, what are you in a hurry for?"
Just now, the wine and women came.
Five ladies, each with a bottle of wine. Behind is the waiter delivering food.
These five young ladies are fat and thin, each with its own merits.
Wang Weijie stood up, "Sit, sit! Choose a place to sit on, and you can sit on whichever leg you like. But let me tell you, you can't sit on the middle leg."
The five ladies laughed, and one of them said delicately, "Why?"
Wang Weijie said: "I don't need to explain this, come on, fill up the wine."
The ladies stood up and poured wine for the five of them.
Wang Weijie picked up the glass, "Little Ma, we all respect you for this glass of wine, and wish you all the best in the days to come."
Du Xiaoma stood up, "I should be the one who respects you. I would like to thank all brothers for your unremitting support for Xiaoma. Without you, I, Du Xiaoma, would not be sitting here today. I am very glad that I have lost a Brother, but in exchange for so many brothers, thank you, thank you!"
Everyone had a drink and sat down again.
Wang Weijie said: "Let's not talk about these things today, let's have some fun! Life is full of happiness!"
Gu Qiu said: "What the hell are you trying to do?"
Wang Weijie said: "Don't mess around, let's play a game." He called the lady next to him, "All beauties, please work hard, and fill up a bowl of soup for everyone."
It is a good habit to drink soup before eating.
Everyone didn't understand what this guy was going to do, and when the girls finished scooping up the soup, he said: "From now on, everyone tells a joke, and the others must put a mouthful of soup in their mouths and don't swallow it." , you have to wait for the person who told the joke to finish the joke before you can swallow it."
Wang Weijie said: "This is a high-level game, you should handle it yourself."
The ladies were puzzled, "Why do you want to drink soup? You can't drink alcohol?"
"Okay! You can drink whatever you want, but you just can't swallow it."
Gu Qiu knew what he was going to do, he said, "I think this is not only a high-level game, but also a high-risk game."
Wang Weijie smiled, "It's just amazing, I guessed it right away."
Gu Qiu's phone rang. The number was a bit unfamiliar. He was hesitating whether to answer it, when the lady next to him said, "Did your girlfriend check up?"
Gu Qiu thought it was better to take it, and made a silent gesture, and everyone fell silent. "Hello!"
A girl's voice rang on the phone, "Secretary Gu, are you feeling better? Where are you? I bought medicine and came to see you!"
Gu Qiu's scalp exploded, "Are you Xiao Wang?"
The other party was a little depressed, "Please, I'm Xiao Wang, not Xiao Wang!"
Someone next to me couldn't help laughing, gegegege¡ª¡ª!
Wang Weijie was also laughing, because he could tell that he was not an important person, otherwise Gu Qiu would not have asked such a question.
Xiao Wang was a little puzzled when he heard the voice, "Where are you?"
Gu Qiu said: "I went out to eat with some friends, thank you."
Xiao Wang said: "Then let me come over, is it convenient?"
"Thisis really inconvenient!" Gu Qiu thought for a while, then directly rejected her. If you don't like it, don't leave illusions for others.
Xiao Wang was a little discouraged, "Okay! Then you remember to see a doctor."
well! Another passionate woman. When Gu Qiu hung up the phone, Du Xiaoma asked, "Who? A confidante?"
"I don't think so." Wang Weijie said.
Wu Chengyao said, "It should be his admirer."
Tan Zhifang said: "This is possible."
Gu Qiu put away his mobile phone, "You all laughed just now, but none of you drank the soup, so you will be fined a glass of wine!"
"Is this also counted?"
"Doesn't it count?"
"Forget it! I admit it." Wang Weijie was the first to pick up the glass and drank a glass of wine. He drank, and the others had to drink too.
Next, Du Xiaoma told a story, and Du Xiaoma said: "This is not my strong point, but I still make do with it." He said, "A policeman was patrolling the night and met a prostitute on the road. He asked her, 'What are you doing? of?' Miss said: 'Prostitute'."
The policeman said, "The reporter is good! That newspaper?"
The young lady said: "Brother, I hugged you late."
The policeman asked, "Which evening newspaper?"
The young lady said, "Hold the boy tonight!"
"Henan Evening News is not bad! A good unit." The police like female reporters very much, so they can't help being interested in her.
Miss smiled, "There is no way, this matter can only be done at night."
The policeman nodded, "It's hard to catch up on the draft at night, you should pay attention to rest. How about I take you back?"
Miss smiled, "Thank you brother for understanding, come and do it when you have time!"
The policeman said: "Okay, I happen to have this kind of hobby too, I must contribute, definitely!"
After Du Xiaoma finished speaking, everyone looked at him with mouthfuls of soup in their mouths. "Hey, why don't you laugh, and punish me together?"
The lady next to me swallowed the soup, "I dare to do it during the day, can you do it?"
Du Xiaoma glanced at her and patted her on the shoulder, "Let's talk about it when it's fully developed!" The lady frowned, "Don't hit people like this? I'm 34c anyway!"
Wang Weijie said: "I'll show you some face, hahahaha¡ª¡ª"
Tan Zhifang said: "This piece is not classic, it's too old. Brother Wang, let's have a classic piece!"
Wang Weijie said: "Okay, but you have to give me a big mouthful of soup." He stood up and turned around the table, "Okay, I'm starting."
Everyone took a sip of the soup, their mouths bulging.
Wang Weijie said: "Listen well, there is a man who is going to take the plane, but he is airsick and can't help but want to vomit. Quickly ask the stewardess to ask for a plastic bag. But the plastic bag is too small, and he vomited it up quickly. When the stewardess sees you, please bear with me, I'll go get some more."
"Who knows, the stewardess came back with the bag and found that it was vomited all over the floor. She couldn't help being angry, and blamed: 'What's going on? Didn't I tell you to bear it?' The passenger was very wronged and explained: 'You blamed me wrong, I saw that the bag was about to be full, so I quickly took a sip. As a result, they couldn't hold back, and everyone in the cabin vomited."
Pfft¡ª¡ª!
There was a strange sound in the box, and several people couldn't help it. The soup in their mouths spewed out, like a fountain flicking a faucet, and the goddess scattered flowers.
There were two ladies, one accidentally sprayed it on the faces of Tan Zhifang and Wu Chengyao, and the two stood there stupidly, swallowing the soup in their mouths with difficulty.
Du Xiaoma covered his mouth and spat on the ground.
Then he yelled, "You are a pervert!"
ps: I just arrived in Nanjing, so hurry up and post the update.
Today I finally did not break my promise! Happy reading everyone! ! ! ! ! ! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)sp;Du Xiaoma covered her mouth and spat on the ground.
Then he yelled, "You are a pervert!"
ps: I just arrived in Nanjing, so hurry up and post the update.
Today I finally did not break my promise! Happy reading everyone! ! ! ! ! ! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com