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"No hurries?"
Luo Yun took his time, "When you change your face and become handsome and cool, maybe you won't even like Xiangxiang."
Shi Lezhi was excited at the time: "Impossible! I only love Xiangxiang in my life. Chang'e took off her clothes and stood in front of me. I didn't even take a look!"
"Cough cough cough!"
"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, be careful of being struck by lightning!"
Luo Yun hurriedly told him to stop.
This buddy is too reckless, you can say such things, Chang'e is now a capitalist in the fairy world, the president of the Guanghan Chamber of Commerce, you are not afraid to send a killer to kill you?
The audience also died of laughter, and countless "666" swiped the screen.
"Okay, let's start now."
Luo Yun sat upright: "Xiaozhi, your temperament is too fishy. You need to clean up from the inside out. First, start with your hairstyle."
Shi Lezhi: "Hairstyle?"
Luo Yun: "It's your hair, we're going to cut it off."
Shi Lezhi was taken aback: "What? You want to cut my hair!"
The audience in the live broadcast room were also taken aback!
You know, the mortal world in the fairy world still belongs to the feudal society, and "the body, hair, skin and skin are the parents", and cutting off the hair casually is of the same nature as self-cutting hands and feet. It is serious unfilial piety, and parents will be very angry , the neighbors in the neighborhood will also scold you.
Moreover, the ancients were very superstitious. They saw that hair would continue to grow, and they thought that hair represented the extension of life. As long as they cut it, they would probably lose a few years of life. Therefore, the ancients seldom cut their hair, just like a baby. Even when fighting desperately, you have to tie up your hair first, which is not troublesome at all.
There is a kind of punishment in the mortal world called "kun (kun) punishment", which is to shave the head, or shave it to about three inches, which is considered torture.
So, no wonder Shi Lezhi reacted so strongly.
The live broadcast room was also boiling.
"Is the Luoyuan old thief crazy? Ask Xiaozhi to cut his hair?"
"Xiaozhi, don't listen to him! He won't cheat you to death! How can you cut your body, hair and skin short at will?"
"Luo Yuan, you old fool!"
"If you don't want to help others, just say it straight, and beat around the bush."
"That's right, it's unfilial to cut your hair, understand?"
The barrage is spraying Luo Yun.
Luo Yun had expected it a long time ago, and said without changing his face: "Xiaozhi, I'll just ask you, do you want to change?"
Shi Lezhi: "II think so! But"
Luo Yun: "Then listen to me, cut! After cutting, you will become handsome and handsome!"
Shi Lezhi: "Can you really become handsome?"
Luo Yun: "It must be possible!"
Shi Lezhi shook his head: "Okay, then I'll cut it, for the sake of Xiangxiang"
"Boom!"
Just as Shi Lezhi picked up the scissors tremblingly, the door of the room was kicked open!
It's Shi Lezhi's parents!
"Xiaozhi! You really want to cut it, youyou unfilial son!"
"Turn off the live broadcast for me!"
"My old lady beat you to death, you unfilial son!"
"Nizi! I'll beat you to death!"
Next, a mixed doubles match between husband and wife was staged in the live broadcast room.
In front of tens of billions of viewers, Shi Lezhi was beaten up by his parents, hung from the beams of the house, and spanked with a shovel.
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Luo Yun was stupefied and persuaded again and again: "Uncle and aunt, why don't you just cut your hair, it won't be too bad, stop quickly, don't beat me to death."
The middle-aged woman turned around viciously, pointed at the camera and scolded: "I beat my son, it's none of your business! Don't think you are a fairy, I am afraid of you!"
Luo Yun frowned slightly: "Is Xiaozhi your biological son? You beat him like this."
"no!"
The middle-aged woman put her hands on her hips and said righteously: "He was given by my old lady playing Doudizhu filled with happy beans, what's the matter?!"
The middle-aged man also said: "Yes, he is an orphan, we adopted him! Little bastard, you dare to cut your hair and hit us in the face on purpose! See if I don't break your dog legs today! I'll hit¡ª"
The corners of Luo Yun's mouth twitched again and again: "It's a gift from Happy Beans, isn't it too pretty"
As expected, it wasn't his own, the attack was ruthless, Shi Lezhi was beaten to the brink of death.
Fortunately, this kid has practiced before, and he has the initial stage of Qi refining, and his injury healed after one night of breath adjustment.
"SmallZhi, since your parents are so unsupportive, I think let it go. "
Luo Yun persuaded.
Unexpectedly, Shi Lezhi said extremely firmly: "No, I must change! I must get out of here! I want to run away from home!"
Luo Yun said "Ah?" and quickly persuaded: "Calm down, Xiao Zhi, calm down!"
"Shangxian Luoyuan, I am very calm now."
Shi Lezhi shook his head: "I am seventeen years old. Five years ago, I was adopted by this couple. Not only did they make me a cow and a horse, serve tea and water, wash and cook, they also beat me every day. I have had enough "
Shi Lezhi told his story to the audience in the live broadcast room.
It turns out that there are many human traffickers in the mortal world of the fairy world.
Shi Lezhi was trafficked.
Five years ago, Luoyun launched Happy Fighting the Landlords, but was later cracked by a force called "Xuanji Pavilion", and began to fill in Happy Beans and develop offline.
Some frenzied merchants blatantly launched an activity to give away a child by charging 100,000 Happy Beans, and Shi Lezhi was the victim.
In the past five years, Shi Lezhi has been in the Shi family, working as a servant and a sandbag, he has had enough!
He decided to run away from home!
Fortunately, it was late at night, and Shi and his wife fell asleep, so he staged a live broadcast and ran away from home in front of tens of billions of viewers.
Seeing his pity, Luo Yun lent him 500,000 spirit stones, let him take a flying spirit beast to a neighboring country, and rented a big house.
Here, Shi Lezhi resolutely picked up the scissors and cut his hair.
The next day, Shi and his wife heard the news, and started a live broadcast to scold Shi Lezhi for being unfilial, and also scolded Luo Yun for being harmful. As a result, they were sprayed badly by fanatical fans, and they went offline in disgrace.
"Push it sideways to get rid of all the miscellaneous hairs."
"Put on pomade, grab it this way, and grab it over there. You follow me, right."
"Finally spray with hairspray"
Under Luo Yun's careful guidance, Shi Lezhi used electric razors, hair dryers (with batteries), pomade, hairspray and other tools to create an airplane hairstyle!
"My God, handsome guy who are you?"
"so hot!"
"This is what Shangxian Luoyuan said, Airplane Head?"
"Change your hairstyle, and you'll become so handsome!"
"Damn it, I want to change my hairstyle too!"
The audience in the live broadcast room were all stunned.
They didn't expect that the hairstyle would improve the appearance so much.
In fact, Shi Lezhi is very handsome, with a small face, which is not suitable for long hair, and a short haircut looks very energetic.
Luo Yun has seen this for a long time, so he designed an airplane nose for him.
The ancients in the fairy world all had loose or tied hair, and no one had ever seen an airplane head!
They were stunned at the time!
Hair, can it be done like this?
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