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Cute girl: "I"
The cute girl almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
That is to say, she doesn't understand Internet lingo, otherwise she would have to say: What kind of steel straight man is this nm? Mom, I hinted like this, but he still can't see it?
The barrage made me laugh so hard.
"Hahahaha, orphans are too pretty."
"It's really a knife piercing the ass-opening the eyes"
"Don't you think this is very rude?"
"Luo Yuan, you old thief doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade, so die to me!"
"@×ÏÇÙÏÉ×Ó, @×ÏÇÙÏÉ×Ó, @×ÏÇÙÏÉ×Ó."
"I laughed so hard, I dare say this old thief did it on purpose."
The audience rewarded Luo Yun while posting barrage.
Luo Yun's expression was calm, and he thought to himself, sister, I don't like you, you are acting like a baby and acting like the wrong person.
"Sister, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
He pretended to be very concerned on the surface.
"No nothing"
The cute girl waved her hand, and a flame of war ignited in her heart.
My old lady has won ten duels in a row, so it can't just end like this.
I want to fight back!
"Shangxian Luoyuan"
The cute girl put on a cute and pitiful look, she was about to cry, her buttocks twisted back and forth on the chair: "Don't talk about me like that, I actually like you very much, I think you are very handsome"
"Thanks."
Luo Yun nodded seriously: "But I feel that you are a little restless. To be honest, do you have hemorrhoids?"
"Pfft¡ª¡ª"
The cute girl almost vomited blood, her cheek muscles twitched wildly.
hemorrhoid?
You have hemorrhoids!
Your whole family has hemorrhoids! !
She was roaring inside.
"Ha ha ha ha."
The audience all laughed into fools. They had confessed their love well, but Luo Yun's "hemorrhoids" instantly took the picture away, and things developed in a strange direction.
Fortunately, the cute girl was calm enough to bring back the style of painting in time.
"Ouch~ Shangxian, don't be kidding me. Seriously, what do you think of me?"
Luo Yun thought about it for a while: "I think you are awesome and beautiful."
"Thank you, Shangxian, for your compliment."
The cute girl thought to herself, this person finally spoke normally.
Rows of "666" bullet screens rolled across the live broadcast room.
Many viewers were bald with laughter, the Luoyuan old thief is indeed the Luoyuan old thief.
Just like this, you and I talked for ten minutes. The cute girl knew that Luo Yun had a Taoist partner, the little dragon girl from the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and tried every means to seduce Luo Yun, trying to drag him into the water.
Luo Yun was not soft on his hands, and directly exerted his strength, making her cry, and successfully won the duel.
The video of this duel was also recorded by the audience and spread rapidly.
Soon, the popularity of Ziyuan Pavilion's live broadcast room skyrocketed, higher than that of the second and third combined, and many fans began to call him "the first live broadcast brother".
"Pfft!"
"This idiot, why doesn't he know how to be sympathetic and sympathetic, and speak so directly!"
Xiao Longnv burst out laughing when she saw the video, she complained a few words, but she was really happy in her heart.
The second duel.
Luo Yun matched with a girl.
But this time it wasn't a green tea whore, but a little girl, only seven or eight years old, clamoring for Luo Yun to tell her a bedtime story.
The audience booed too, wanting to hear the story.
Luo Yun rolled his eyes, and there it is!
He asked: "Little sister, do you know about nuclear bombs?"
Little girl: "I don't know, are the eggs laid by walnuts?"
"Walnuts lay eggs¡ª¡ª"
(/_;): "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't know."
Little girl: "Tell me a story, brother, tell me a story, I can't fall asleep without listening to the story!"
Luo Yun: "Okay, okay, talk about it, a long, long time ago"
Little girl: "It was a long, long time ago again, why do you adults always start with this sentence every time you tell a story, it's too old-fashioned!"
Luo Yun: "Hehe, don't worry little sister, you must have never heard of my story."
Little girl: "What story?"
Luo Yun: "The little girl who sells nuclear bombs."
The little girl: "Selling nuclear bombs?Little girl? Really, I haven't heard of it, so tell me quickly! "
"well."
Luo Yun waved his hand, signaling her to be quiet.
"There is a little girl who sells nuclear bombs, and she often sells them on the side of the road: "Sir, buy one", but no one takes care of her business."
"She hasn't eaten for three days. This night, she was cold and hungry. Suddenly, the little girl remembered that the only grandmother who loved her was alive and told her: I can see my grandmother when I ignite this nuclear bomb."
"So, she ignited a nuclear bomb, and a few seconds later, the whole city saw her grandma."
The little girl was dumbfounded.
What the hell?
Why did the whole village see her grandma?
Why can't she understand?
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't quite understand where the laughing point of this story was.
After all, they have never read "An Tusheng's Fairy Tales".
The little girl said she couldn't sleep, so she clamored for Luo Yun to tell another one.
Luo Yun became curious: "Little sister, why can't you fall asleep? Is there something on your mind."
The little girl: "I I didn't finish my homework! Woohoo!"
Luo Yun: "Don't cry, don't cry, how can you sleep if you haven't finished your homework? Be careful that you will be hit by the board the next day. What homework, I will teach you."
Little girl: "Sir let us write an article."
Luo Yun: "What article?"
Little girl: "My grandpa."
Luo Yun: "My grandfather? Isn't this topic very simple."
Little girl: "But I played all day and didn't writeit's too latebrother, can you write for me?"
Luo Yun: "This won't work."
Sternly refuse!
How can I help primary school students with their homework?
Your own homework should be done by yourself!
The little girl began to cry in the live broadcast room: "I just finished writing "My Mother" last week, and I want to write "My Grandpa". I don't want to write, I want to play, woo woo woo"
"Wait, I have an idea!"
Luo Yun had an idea.
The little girl wiped her tears: "Brother, what's your idea?"
Luo Yun: "Didn't you write an article "My Mother"? You used the Qiankun instrument to replace all the mothers in this article with grandpa. Wouldn't that be good?"
The little girl's eyes lit up: "This can this work?"
Luo Yun: "Why not, mom and grandpa, aren't they all family members? It's almost enough, it's better than being boarded."
Little girl: "Okay, brother, then I will listen to you."
Luo Yun: "Then this duel"
The little girl: "Brother, you helped me a lot, I'll admit defeat, hee hee!"
Luo Yun: "Well, children can be taught."
The second duel was successfully won.
Barrage:
"Damn, is there such an operation?"
"6666, the Luoyuan old thief has a really good brain."
"Hey, when I was studying, why didn't there be such a thing as a Qiankun instrument? It's a pity"
"If nothing else happens, this little girl is useless."
"I learned it. The next time my son dares to do this, I will kill him." (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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