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- Luo Yun went to the Tianting group again and asked.
The four fairies Lue told him that these three elixir medicines are the main ingredients for refining the 'Sheng Pei Yuan Pill'.
This elixir is the world's first-class elixir for strengthening the foundation and cultivating the vitality. It can temper the immortal body, nourish the primordial spirit, increase the cultivation base, and can do almost anything.
"So it's just a elixir for strengthening the foundation and cultivating the essence?"
Luo Yun felt relieved.
However, he is no longer obsessed with the army of terracotta warriors and horses in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and naturally he will not agree easily. After all, they are billions of spirit crystals, not billions Cough cough.
At this moment, someone from Tianting group @ him¡ª¡ª
Zhu Bajie: @ÂÞÔª, virtuous brother, you have been very popular on the Internet recently, can it be can it be (a shy expression)
Luo Yuan: Didn't you just pay the rent for the Nine Insect God Fire Cover?
Luo Yun could tell that Brother Zhu had something to ask him.
But he stopped talking.
Zhu Bajie: It's not the Nine Insects God Fire Shield, my old pig thinks
Luo Yuan: Borrowing money, right? I have no money!
Borrowing money is something that must not be tolerated, and if you can't borrow it, don't borrow it!
As long as you don't ask me to borrow money, we are good brothers!
Zhu Bajie: Haha, I just want you to help me write a song, what kind of money do you want to borrow, does my old pig look like someone short of money?
Zhang Daoling: Speaking of borrowing money, Pindao remembered
Zhang Daoling: @zhubajie, marshal, three thousand years ago, you asked Pindao to borrow 400,000 spirit crystals to go down to the brothels, and it seems that you haven't returned them yet, right?
Zhu Bajie: @ÂÞÔª, to tell you the truth, my old pig also opened a public account recently to help me write a love song. My old pig is going to sing a song. In the future, the rent of the Nine Insect God Fire Cover will be deducted for you How about 10%?
"oh?"
"Is there such a good thing?"
Luo Yun raised his eyebrows.
Nine Insect Divine Flame Shield, eight million spirit crystals in half a year, minus 10, is 800,000, and one year is 1.6 million!
Although he is making a lot of money now, he can't forget the poor days before.
Luo Yuan: No problem, I will help you write
Zhang Daoling: @zhubajie, dead canopy, don't pretend to be stupid with the poor!
Zhang Daoling: @zhubajie, pay back the money!
Zhang Daoling: @zhubajie, where are people? No, pigs!
No matter how Zhang Daoling yelled for Zhu Bajie to pay back the money, the latter just pretended not to see it.
Zhang Daoling: [Red envelope]
System prompt: Fairy Nishang received Zhang Daoling's red envelope
System prompt: Zhu Bajie received a red envelope from Zhang Daoling
? System prompt: Zhu Bajie has grabbed 18 spirit crystals and is the lucky king of this round
Luo Yuan:
? Electric Mother: Hahahaha exposed
Lu Ban: The canopy is careless
Sun Wukong: Idiot, pay back the money to Master Zhang!
Drifting Monk: Second Senior Brother, how could you do this?
Roaring dog: woof woof!
Zhang Daoling: @zhubajie, shameless!
Nezha: @ºìÐ˶ù, chicken?
Red Boy: Here we come
Ao Bing: @ÄÄÖÜ, @ºì°Í¶ù, take me one
Nezha: (Don't beep, online.jpg)
There was chaos in the group.
Zhu Bajie immediately sent a private message to Luo Yun: Go chat in the Buddhist scriptures group
Luo Yuan: good
Learn from the group.
There are only six people in it: Luo Yun, Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk, and Little White Dragon
Zhu Bajie: @Ëï¾ý»é@ɳ×ð, Monkey Brother, Brother Sha, it¡¯s not that the old pig doesn¡¯t pay back the money of Niubizi, but he paid it back three thousand years ago, the main reason is that Niubizi didn¡¯t accept it
Sun Wukong: What, there is such a thing?
Drifting Monk: Second senior brother, you didn't lie to us, did you?
Zhu Bajie: You will die if you lie to me. I paid the old pig in front of him, but I didn¡¯t recognize it in a blink of an eye. I have been chasing the old pig for debts all these years. This old Taoist priest who suffered from the plague
Xiao Bailong: Could it be that someone used the technique of transformation to pretend to be Master Zhang?
Sun Wukong: There is this possibility!
""
"Why do you think it's Brother Monkey?"
Luo Yun looked at the group chat with a strange expression.
At this time, Zhu Bajie @ him again.
Zhu Bajie: Forget it, don¡¯t mention this bad thing
Zhu Bajie: @ÂÞÔª, virtuous brother, you just promised to write a love song for Lao Zhu, don¡¯t you forget it (a shy expression ??
""
Luo Yuan: What does it mean to write a love song for you? It¡¯s disgusting, I¡¯m asking you to write a song for me, waiting for my two sticks of incense
Zhu Bajie: Okay, old pig, I¡¯ll wait (with a silly smile)
Drifting: Second senior brother, youyou want to sing (a frightened expression)
? Xiao Bailong: Yes, you ruined our ears on the way to learn the scriptures, and now I¡¯m going to ruin the netizen¡¯s
Sun Wukong: Idiot, my old grandson advises you to get rid of this idea as soon as possible, be careful to recruit that fairy net artifact spirit, and seal your official account
Zhu Bajie: Fuck you!
Luo Yuan: Hahahaha
At this moment.
Tang Seng, who practiced closed mouth meditation, was silently watching his disciples chatting, smiling without saying a word.
Like a ghost.
As for Luo Yun, he immediately thought of writing a song for Brother Zhu.
"I'm ugly, but I'm gentle"!
This is an old song, and many people may not have heard it.
Directly put the climax part:
"I'm ugly, but I'm gentle
Indifferent on the outside, fanatical on the inside, that's me
I'm ugly but I have music and beer
A little humble, a little cowardly, but never flinching"
Luo Yun found the accompaniment and score, revised the lyrics, and sent it after singing it himself.
Zhu Bajie was not very willing to sing at first. There is a saying: thick willow, winnow and thin willow, no one in the world thinks men are ugly.
However, under Luo Yun's (xun) earnest (xun) teaching (shan) guidance (you), Zhu Bajie suddenly felt that this song was unexpectedly suitable for him.
Although the appearance is ugly, the heart is gentle!
When singing, he sang himself to tears.
Zhu Bajie: [File]
Zhu Bajie: My dear brother, the song is finished, listen to it and see how it goes, my old pig actually sang himself to tears, 55555, your song is so well written
Luo Yuan: good
Luo Yun downloaded it and clicked to play.
"Ah~~ah~~ah~~!!!"
"I'm ugly!!! But I'm gentle!!!"
A burst of pig's roar erupted from the Qiankun instrument, which turned into bursts of terrifying sound waves and poured into Luo Yun's ears.
Therefore.
"Pfft!"
Luo Yun spat out a mouthful of blood, and quickly clicked the pause button.
"It's too ugly, it's too ugly, how can someone sing a song so ugly?"
"Even even hurt my soul"
"Could it be that some ways of destruction are mixed in the singing?"
"It's too scary!"
He took a healing elixir and clicked into the Journey to the West group for Buddhist scriptures.
Luo Yuan: @zhubajie, brother pig, other people ask for money for singing, but you sing, it¡¯s terrible (an emoji covering your face)
Little White Dragon: Pfft¡ªhahahaha
Drifting Monk: The second senior brother's singing is too bad, it's really terrible, I don't even know how I got here all the way to learn from the West!
Sun Wukong: Ho ho ho ho idiot, stop singing, my old grandson would rather listen to the master recite the magic spell!
Zhu Bajie: Is it so ugly? Why do I feel that the voice is full of emotion (a tearful expression)
Luo Yuan: @zhubajie, brother pig, you can't do this, you can't post a public account, otherwise you will disperse the souls of countless mortals, turning them into dementia, causing people to die, sin, sin Amitabha
Zhu Bajie: @ÂÞÔª, what should I do, brother, please help me, my old pig will give you half a month¡¯s rent free (a pitiful expression)
Luo Yuan: Deal!
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