Didn't he come up with a fusion technique on a whim?
If it is so serious, even the sage can't save it by reversing the cause and effect? Exaggerated it!
"snort!"
Unexpectedly, the old man Jiang snorted coldly, and said with a straight face: "Sure enough, the ignorant are fearless. You kid is really lucky. You only broke one arm when you did this kind of thing."
" Isn't the broken arm serious?"
Luo Yun grumbled, and tried to activate the undead pattern again, trying to repair his arm.
But nothing happened.
He knew that it would be difficult for this severed arm to recover.
However, he has a wechat group of immortals, so he is not particularly panicked.
"Three thousand avenues of supernatural powers originate from primordial origin, conceived by chaos, and are existences that surpass all fairy arts and fairy arts. Each supernatural power represents a complete avenue."
"You actually forcibly merged two different avenues!"
"This is called chaos, and it is not tolerated by heaven and earth! Once the punishment of heaven is attracted to kill you, you will disappear in all time, space and karma, and be forgotten by everyone!"
"This will be a complete demise. Regardless of the past, present, or future, there will never be a person like you in the world!"
"Now do you understand the power of it?"
Old Man Jiang was more serious than ever.
"Gulu"
Luo Yun swallowed, "So scary?"
"You'd better be careful when it comes to the 'Tao'."
The old man Jiang smoked the pipe again.
"It turns out that the fusion of the Dao is so dangerous?"
"Fortunately, the Great Slashing Technique does not belong to the orthodox Three Thousand Ways, otherwise I would have been too cold, and the man in the golden robe would not be able to save me."
Luo Yun wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Peat, I won't use this trick again if I'm beaten to death, it's so frightening"
"That's right! Old man Jiang, how long have you buried me in the back mountain?"
As he asked, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone.
He remembered a very important thing.
Brother Monkey's birthday party!
There is also the Pantao Club!
Nima, he won't miss it.
"Half a month, what's the matter?"
Old man Jiang saw that he was so anxious.
"Half a month?"
"Huh, I was scared to death, but it's okay"
Luo Yun looked at the date, today is September 11th, and Brother Hou's birthday is at the end of the month.
There is still hope.
"Old man Jiang, you fish slowly, I'm going to retreat."
Turning around, he hurriedly sent a message to Lu Ban.
Old man Jiang looked at his back with complex expressions in his eyes.
"It turned out that he was selected by the 'above', no wonder, no wonder he was able to return the sun"
"He came to me, is it a chance or a doom?"
At this time, Luo Yun was having a heated chat with Lu Ban.
Luo Yuan: Master Ban, how are the broken pages of my books? Urgent!
Lu Ban: Seven days
Luo Yuan: Huh?
Lu Ban: After seven days, it should be almost there (a victorious expression)
Luo Yuan: Really? ?
Plop!
Luo Yun's heart skipped a beat, and he even swallowed.
The repair of the Immortal Page not only means that he can return to Earth to reunite with his friends.
It means more - the inheritance of Brother Ao Dian!
And, his biological mother!
These things made him so excited that his palms were sweating.
Luo Yuan: Master Ban, are you kidding me? After seven days, can it really be done?
Lu Ban: Hmph, how could the Lord of this city talk nonsense about things he is not sure about! (an arrogant look)
"This guy is still pretending!"
Luo Yun smiled slyly.
Luo Yuan: Alright, Lord Tianyong, once you say a word, it's hard to follow!
Luo Yuan: If the delivery is one day late, you have to pay me one million spirit crystals, and if the delivery is two days late, you have to pay me two million spirit crystals. It's such a happy decision
Luban:? ? Fuck you sister, go dream your Guanghan dream (a cursing expression)
Luo Yuan: Who told you to brag
The two fight everydayWith a few words, I finally started to talk about business.
Luo Yuan: Old Ban, is the Peach Fair at the end of this month?
Luban: That's right, what's the point of asking this? You won't come again (a nose-picking expression)
Luo Yuan: I can't comebut I want to make trouble!
Luban: Make trouble?
Luo Yuan: Did you know that Pantao's birthday is on the same day as Brother Monkey's birthday. I suspect that the Queen Mother did it on purpose, please all the immortals, Buddhas and elders, but don't invite Brother Monkey ¨t_¨s! i'm already getting angry
Lu Ban: This is normal too, it¡¯s not like you don¡¯t know what happened eight hundred years ago
Luban: Stealing imperial wine, stealing flat peaches, stealing elixir, Sun Wukong messed up the heavenly court, making His Majesty lose all face, it's no wonder the empress is not angry (-_-;
Luo Yuan: That's true, but hasn't he been suppressed by the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, hungry for iron pills, thirsty for copper juice, and suffered so much? Queen Mother is really narrow-minded, a cheapskate
Luo Yuan: What do you think?
Luo Yuan: Old class?
Luo Yuan: What about people, Ma De!
Luban: Boss, I won't chat with you anymore, you really dare to say anything, you know that you will lose your words if you talk too much? (a pitiful expression)
Luo Yuan: I'm so cowardly (£þ_,£þ)
"I'm afraid that some time ago, brother Zhu sent the queen mother's color map down the reincarnation well, which scared the gods."
"But I'm not in the fairy world, so I'm afraid of something?"
Luo Yun sat on a branch of a peach tree with his legs crossed, eating peaches while playing with his mobile phone.
By the way, the peaches of Shenpu are really delicious. They are big, sweet, rosy, and juicy. They can be regarded as a panacea.
If you sell it back to the earth, you will definitely make a lot of money.
Luo Yuan: Old class, let¡¯s get down to business, I want to hold a home party for Brother Hou at the end of the month!
Lu Ban: Party? what is this?
Luo Yuan: It's the same nature as the Pantao Club, that is, a group of people get together and brag about their wine talk
Luban: The banquet is just a banquet, and there is a party, it sounds weird (a melon-eating expression)
Luo Yuan: Hehe, it's more than just making a fuss? When you come back to participate, I promise to refresh your fairy view
Luban: Don't! I don't want to offend the Queen Mother
Luo Yuan: Don't rush to draw conclusions. At that time, this "Huaguo Mountain Party" will have improved versions of dragon tea, fat house happy water, Weilong spicy sticks, ice cream and other delicious snacks, as well as The new game console is guaranteed to contain new games that you have never played before! And, my latest shadow puppet show "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World", just ask if you will come?
Luo Yuan: By the way, what game is the most popular on the 4399 game console now? Is it the King of Fighters?
At this time, Lu Ban was already stupid.
This Huaguoshan home party seems to be very fun! !
He knew that Luo Yun wanted to befriend the Monkey King, so he would definitely put a lot of effort into this party!
On the other hand, at the Peach Festival, there are only a few people drinking, watching dances, bragging, and nothing new In the past, there were elixir refined by Laojun to eat, but now only the Jade Emperor's imperial wine and the Queen Mother's flat peaches are left. up.
To be honest, for a god of his level, the allure of flat peaches and royal wine is not that great.
He wants to go to Huaguo Mountain to host a party! !