"This is the Lingxiao Palace! The Heavenly Emperor's Court, the head of the Heavenly Palace!"
"How dare these brats behave like this?"
Luo Yun held his head and looked at the photo below.
It turns out that these brats have harmed far more than the Lingxiao Palace.
The Queen Mother's Yaochi and Pantao Garden, Taibaijinxing's Changgeng Palace, Li Jing's Heavenly King's Mansion, Laojun's Tushita Palace, Chang'e's Guanghan Palace, Yang Jian's Judicial Temple of Heaven, Tianting Slaughterhouse, Lingxiaoge Library, Tianhe, and the Horse Farm And so on, all of them were brutally murdered, and as far as the eye could see, bubble gum was spit out everywhere
People in Luoyun are stupid!
Even when he was killed, he never thought that the bubble gum on the earth could cause such a 'disaster'.
"Group leader, you'd better not go back to the fairyland in the last few hundred years, let alone go to the heavenly realm, otherwise Yang Jian will definitely come and arrest you. You posted the recording of his embarrassment in the group last time. He is a villain. I will avenge myself publicly!"
The God of Wealth persuasively persuaded: "Oh, Nezha, Hong Boy, these brats are also trying to die. They ate bubble gum and vomited everywhere, which made His Majesty fly into a rage this morning!"
"Fortunately, I didn't ascend to the fairyland"
Luo Yun wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
The universe is vast, there are three thousand lower realms, and there are countless cultivation stars and abandoned places. Even if the Jade Emperor wants to find him, I'm afraid it will not be so easy.
"There is new news in the group."
"Group leader, let me stop talking, enter the group chat!"
After the God of Wealth finished speaking, he hung up the call directly.
Luo Yun also clicked into the Tianting group.
"The Jade Emperor won't ask me to surrender, will he?"
His little heart was beating wildly.
Taibai Jinxing: @Everyone, Your Majesty has a purpose! !
? Taishang Laojun: The minister accepts the order
Wu Gang: The minister received the order +1
Luban: The minister received the order +2
? Tota Lee Heavenly King: Minister received the order +3
? Magic Ritual Green: Minister receives order +5
Monkey King: (yawn)
Erlang Shen: (yawn)
Sun Wukong: @Ö£ÀÉÉñ, three-eyed monster, why do you want to learn from my old grandson?
Erlang Shen: Who the hell learned from you?
Sun Wukong: Then why do you have the same expression as my grandson!
Erlang Shen: I am happy, can you control the dead monkey?
Sun Wukong: Three-eyed monster, stand still and don¡¯t move, my old grandson will come to you immediately with a stick (angry)
Erlang Shen: Don't move if you don't move, come on! heads-up! You think I'm holding you!
Sun Wukong: Hahahaha told you not to move, you really don¡¯t move, my grandson¡¯s darling (squinting smile) (squinting smile)
Erlang Shen: You dead monkey (chopper)
Sun Wukong: Erlang, come to Huaguo Mountain, beat your legs and waist for your father (laughing)
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Luo Yun was speechless.
These two ancestors are really awesome.
Taibai Jinxing announced the imperial decree, and the other gods accepted the decree, but you two are fine, and started talking.
The two of them quarreled for a long time and did not show signs of giving up. Taibai Jinxing slapped the table angrily!
Damn it!
He didn't pay attention to me, the number one celebrity in the heaven, at all!
It's okay to argue a few words, it's not over yet, right?
Too much deception!
Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it either!
? Taibai Jinxing: @ËïÎä»é, @¸÷ÀÉÉñ
? Taibai Jinxing: My lords, why don¡¯t we have a group quarrel or a private chat, Xiaoxian still has official duties (poor) (poor) (poor)
Sun Wukong: Old lady, what can I do with you? Get away, my old grandson doesn't have eyes!
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is really awesome."
"I don't take Jin De Xingjun seriously at all."
Luo Yun burst out laughing.
Erlang Shen is even more pretentious, and no bird is too white gold star.
Erlangshen: @ËïÎä»é, dead monkey, this true gentleman will come to Huaguo Mountain now, and pull out all the hairs of your monkeys and grandchildren!
Monkey King: Oh, I haven¡¯t eaten dog meat for a long time, I¡¯m hungry
Xiaotian Dog: (u¡¤x¡¤u) Wang?
After arguing for another ten minutes, the two finally went to fight offline.
Luo Yun is also convinced.
Logically speaking, heavy blows on the Internet are often submissive counselors in reality.
Monkey King and Yang Jian are different.
& nbsp; If there is a disagreement, they will fight with real knives and guns, and the water in the three rivers and five lakes will flow back.
Taibai Jinxing: It can be counted (wiping sweat)
Taibai Jinxing: Alright, now, this Xingjun continues to pass on the decree, and all the immortals listen to the order!
Lu Ban: @Ì«°×½ðÐÇ, you are pretending to be a horse, can you hurry up?
Wu Gang: Tired of carrying around all day?
Taishang Laojun: Just pass on an edict, I found that Taibai, you can really pretend (eating melons)
Fairy Chang'e: Don't tell me I'm leaving
Tieguai Li: Oh, what about the ink stains (-_-;
? Tota Li Tianwang: @Ì«°×½ðÐÇ, tell me quickly, how does His Majesty plan to deal with Zhaer?
Mrs. Yin: @Ì«°×½ðÐÇ, I would like to ask Mr. Xing to say a lot of good words in front of His Majesty, Zhaer is still young and doesn¡¯t understand anything, woo woo woo (t.t)
Taibai Jinxing: Don't worry, madam, the third prince was not mentioned in His Majesty's will. According to my understanding of His Majesty, it should be all right
Mrs. Yin: Really? That's great!
God of Wealth: @Ì«°×½ðÐÇ, where is the red boy?
Taibai Jinxing: Didn't mention it either
God of Wealth: Great, if something happens to the red boy, Master Avalokitesvara will not come to settle accounts after he leaves the customs (cover face)
"Depend on!"
"Nezha and Honghaier, the second generation of immortals, are fine, so they won't mess with me, will they?"
Luo Yun panicked, his palms were sweating.
He didn't want to be blacklisted by the Heavenly Court before he ascended, Xi Ba.
Lu Ban: Luo Yuan is finished, hahaha, he made those bubble gums (laughing)
Broom Star: I feel sorry for Luo Yuan Shangxian
Xiao Bailong: Alas, how good it is to give the bubble gum to me as an agent and sell it to mortals (pick nose) (pick nose) Now that the Heavenly Court is in a mess, how could His Majesty let him go?
Yutu: Stop talking, Brother Ao Lie, the moon-watching skylight of our Guanghan Palace is covered with bubblegum, and Sister Chang'e is so mad.
Little White Dragon: Ahahaha
Fairy Chang'e: (¡ª¡ªJing)
Erlang Shen: It deserves it!
Erlangshen: @Ì«°×½ðÐÇ, hurry up and declare, I am so hungry and thirsty for the three-pointed and two-edged sword of this true gentleman, sharpen the knife and rush to Luoyuan, wow!
Erlangshen: @ËÀÉñ¸ßÌÎ, make room for a new prisoner in the prison
Prison God Gao Tao: Are you teaching me how to do things?
"This Yang Jian is too vengeful"
Luo Yun ground his teeth in anger.
At this time, Taibai Jinxing finally announced the Jade Emperor's "judgment" against him.
Taibai Jinxing: According to His Majesty's order, Luoyuan, a loose cultivator, sold bubble gum to Nezha, Honghaier and other urchins, polluting the environment of heaven, a serious crime, full of complaints, I am not happy!
Seeing this sentence, Yang Jian laughed out loud, and told you to send the video of Ben Zhenjun's embarrassment to the group, you deserve it!
? Taibai Jinxing: But I will not pursue his first crime, and I will not make an example of it! In the future, the heavenly court will prohibit the sale of bubble gum and other things that pollute the environment, and include this item in the heavenly rules, please keep it in mind!
? Taibai Jinxing: @ÂÞÔ¶, tell me honestly, fellow daoist, do you have big bosses behind you? (pick nose)
"Eh?"
Luo Yun froze for a moment.
That's it, all right?
Luo Yun sat by the river with his mobile phone in his hands, his face covered in circles.
So the Jade Emperor is so easy to say?
Yang Jian exploded.
Erlang Shen: Let's take it as an example? ? That's it? ?
Erlang Shen: Taibai, you must be preaching the imperial decree falsely! You are so brave!
? Taibai Jinxing: @erlangshen, go to Kunlun Mountain to find your empress, and heal your brain
Erlang Shen: What a god! ! ?
Luban: Great Emperor Wu Shi is awesome
Zhu Bajie: Great Emperor Wu Shi is awesome +1
Wu Gang: Wushi Great Emperor is amazing + 2 Wait, who is Wushi Great?
Lu Ban: @Îâ¸Õ, I don¡¯t know what you¡¯re doing with this place (eating melons)
Wu Gang: (laughing)
Wu Gang: I don't know either, I just look at the three-eyed monster and feel embarrassed, happy, happy, wow ha ha ha (remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com