Ba froze on the spot, he still wanted to see and touch it.
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
"If you have anything to do, just stand there and say, don't step on my newly bought house!"
Luo Yun pointed to the small green willow building below with his finger.
"Oh, almost."
Ba took a step back.
Then he took out an extremely thick stick from behind, which was the dragon's thigh.
The outside is thick dragon scales and dragon skin, and the inside is bright red cured ham with bones running through the middle. It must be good for stewing soup.
"My lord, you asked me to refine the magic weapon. Let's see if you like it."
Ba threw the big ham over.
Luo Yun quickly put away the one-inch court, ready to catch the 50-meter-long ham in the air.
Compared with his thin and small body, the big ham is obviously a weapon for giants, but he is only used when he is preparing to perform the gigantic technique. The greater the mass, the greater the weight, the greater the power.
"I rely on it!"
The moment Luo Yun grasped the bone handle, there was an incomparably heavy force that almost broke his neck!
"Good weight!"
"If you don't use the real yuan, you can't hold it!?"
Luo Yun vigorously rotated the golden elixir, and the true essence gushed out, so he barely grasped this big ham magic weapon.
"My lord, I have incorporated most of the dragon meat and bones you gave me into this ham, so it will be heavier."
Ba looked at his difficult appearance, and couldn't help but smile wryly, "According to the standards of your human monks, this magic weapon of ham is a quasi-treasure."
"Quasi-treasure?"
Luo Yun scanned it with his soul consciousness, and was unhappy, "You are a prehistoric creature comparable to the nine-fold thunder calamity, and you just forged a quasi-treasure? I seriously suspect that you have eaten all the dragon meat!"
"You always wronged me!"
Ba hurriedly defended himself, "Although it is a quasi-treasure, its brute force is no less than that of a three-star treasure! I don't have a soul, so I can't survive the thunder disaster!"
"Hasn't crossed the thunder tribulation, comparable to a three-star treasure? Is it so powerful?"
Luo Yun's eyes lit up.
"Just brute force!"
Ba said angrily: "Who said that if you don't survive the thunder disaster, you can't become stronger? I haven't survived the thunder disaster even once!"
"It makes sense."
Luo Yun suddenly had a bright light in his mind.
Crossing the Thunder Tribulation is essentially a test of Heaven's Dao for monks. After passing it, I will give you some thunder spirits to enhance your cultivation.
However, the journey of cultivation is like all roads leading to Rome, becoming stronger is definitely not the only way to overcome thunder disasters.
"Perhaps, in this world, there are indeed a few inaccessible cultivation paths. It's just that the predecessors planted trees and the descendants took advantage of the shade. No one has the courage and energy to explore."
"This can be regarded as not jumping out of the comfort zone."
"Forget it, I'm a little Jindan cultivator, why do I think about this?"
Luo Yun shook his head.
At this time, Ba spoke again: "My lord, there are four mysteries in this magic weapon I refined. I wonder if you have discovered it?"
"What mystery?" Luo Yun scanned again with his soul consciousness, "emmm contains a lot of dragon power essence, which can deter the enemy and hurt its soul?"
"right!"
"These dragon power essences can be condensed into artillery and blasted out, and can also be dispersed into arrow rain, which is very lethal."
Ba nodded, his voice very excited.
Just like a child introducing a toy he designed.
"Cannon hammer conversion?"
"Hex capacitor?"
"Future Guardian, Jess?"
Luo Yun froze for a moment.
He has always used this thing as a melee weapon, did you change it into a cannon?
Have an idea!
"My lord, what are you talking about?"
Although Ba is very familiar with the history of the human race, he certainly doesn't understand the lol heroes.
"nothing."
Luo Yun is trying to condense the dragon power essence contained in the ham.
Suddenly, the ham shook, and an irregular mass of light yellow steam blasted out of the body, like a giant howitzer, shooting into the mountain forest.
"boom!!!"
Dozens of towering trees were directly blown away, and a big deep pit was blown out in the ground.
Earth-shattering.
FortunatelyWe flew far away, otherwise we would definitely disturb Tang Yafei and others' cultivation.
"Cow beer."
Luo Yun turned around and gave Ba a thumbs up.
Just this one shot, Nascent Soul's mid-stage is strong enough to hold it.
Judging from the amount of energy compressed in the ham, it would be exhausted after a maximum of one hundred cannon blasts, but it can be replenished with dragon corpses.
"Haha, this is just the first mystery."
Ba laughed.
Luo Yun hurriedly asked, "What's the secret? Tell me!"
"The second secret is that it can be eaten!"
Ba said very seriously.
"eat?"
"Are you serious?"
Luo Yun looked at the magic weapon in his hand, who the hell could eat his own magic weapon?
"Of course."
Ba said with a straight face, "My lord, please think carefully, if one day, you reach the end of the mountain, you have used up all the medicines, and there is no place to replenish them, will the meat on the ham come in handy at this time? Bite One bite can restore a lot of spiritual energy!"
"What the hell you said makes sense."
Luo Yun nodded his head, "What else?"
"The third mystery."
Ba smiled and said, "My lord, don't you think this ham is too big for a human monk? After passing through my hands, it can now freely change its size, say big, small, hard, or soft."
"real?"
Luo Yun was so pleasantly surprised.
He didn't expect this silly giant mandrill to have so many tricks!
Ghosts, this is it!
Later, under Ba's guidance, he learned the three mysteries of controlling Ham.
"Small, small, small!"
Luo Yun kept inputting true energy, and the ham magic weapon shrank rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
But the smallest, it can only be compressed to two meters, and it can't be turned into a needle like a golden cudgel, which can be hidden in the ear.
"Soft, soft, soft!"
Luo Yun tried again.
The ham magic weapon quickly collapsed and became thin and long.
Gradually, he changed from a meat hammer to a meat whip, and finally he wrapped it around his waist.
"Ba, you are too powerful!"
"Good for you!"
"I don't know what the fourth mystery is?"
Luo Yun was in high spirits.
Ba was also very happy to be praised and affirmed:
"The previous ones are nothing, but this fourth mystery can be called tailor-made and prescribe the right medicine."
"My lord, let me tell you"
Luo Yun gave a thumbs up after listening, "Wonderful! Wonderful, haha!"
"Ba, you are really a goddamn craftsman!"
Come out from the mountains, seas and caves.
Luo Yun's waist has gained weight twice.
With a flash of his figure, he came to Yun Zhiyuan's side like a gust of wind: "Did you finish the inspection? What's the result?"
"As you said, I have not lost my virginity."
Yun Zhiyuan stepped into the gate of the Taoist temple.
She has dressed up and is very beautiful.
However, the whole person seemed to be in a daze. From the movement of carrying the bag, it could be seen that he walked into the inner courtyard without saying a word.
"You didn't lose your virginity, aren't you happy?"
Luo Yun didn't understand.
Yuantong and Yichan who followed were also full of sadness.
"What happened?"
Luo Yun asked puzzledly.
Yuantong sighed, "Miss Zhiyuan, she"
"What's wrong with her, does she want to lose her virginity?"
Luo Yun made an inappropriate joke.
Yichan said angrily:
"Master Luo! Stop making jokes about sister Zhiyuan, she is going crazy and going to explode!" (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com