The more embarrassing you are, the less you can panic!
Otherwise it will only be more embarrassing!
"This skill is called "Sleeping Arhat Sutra", and it is the supreme secret scriptures cultivated in dreams, which means I can't tell you, ordinary people."
Luo Yun made it up.
"A curious technique"
"Well, the posture is indeed a bit strange, I thought the master had been sleeping all the time."
Jasmine and Zhu Zhuqing were alright, they were easier to deceive.
Ruo Li sneered, "Tch, it's obvious that she fell asleep while practicing kung fu, and she's lying to a three-year-old child."
"Master, I don't know if I can learn the "Sleeping Arhat Sutra"." Zhu Zhuqing stepped forward, with anticipation in his eyes.
"no."
Luo Yun ruthlessly rejected her.
Zhu Zhuqing retreated quickly, "I'm sorry, master, it's my disciple who overstepped."
"It's not a matter of overstepping."
Luo Yun finished his work and opened his eyes solemnly: "It's because your realm is not up to the standard. The threshold for practicing the "Sleeping Arhat Sutra" is the Zifu period. I will pass on this skill to you after you open up the Zifu."
"Really? Thank you, Master!"
Zhu Zhuqing was so happy.
"Go and practice."
Luo Yun waved his hand and let her go down.
Looking back, when Zhu Zhuqing breaks through the purple mansion stage, he only needs to say: "Oh! I forgot, my master, that the "Sleeping Arhat Sutra" is for men to practice, and it is more dangerous for women to practice", and he will be able to prevaricate.
"Using a big slashing technique, you have to sleep for a day and a night to replenish your energy."
"This is too difficult."
Sitting cross-legged on the golden lotus, Luo Yun sighed casually, "Oh, it would be great if I could get the supernatural power to replenish energy in the future."
Take out your phone.
Wu Gang was already swearing.
A full screen of liars.
Wu Gang: liar liar liar
Wu Gang: liar liar liar
Wu Gang: (chopper) (chopper) (chopper)
Luo Yuan: Stop, stop! People have three urgencies!
Wu Gang: You poop all day?
Luo Yuan: Ang, is there a problem?
Wu Gang: Okay, I donĄŻt care if you shit for a year, so hurry up and give me the shadow puppet play you agreed on!
Wu Gang: I gave you my original Great Slashing Technique, which can increase your killing ability by at least three times! How can we give a shadow puppet show like "Dragon Ball"? More episodes
Luo Yuan: Wait a minute
Wu Gang: Damn, I've been waiting for a day, so what the hell!
Luo Yun didn't like him anymore.
I searched for seeds online, oh no, I went to search for movies and TV series.
"It should be longer."
"Let me see"
"Huh? Yes, Conan is long enough, more than a thousand episodes!"
Luo Yun found one at random, downloaded it through Xianwang, packaged it and forwarded it to Wu Gang.
He didn't send all of them, only half of them.
Luo Yuan: [File: Detective Conan 1~521 episodes]
Wu Gang: Episode 521? alas so little
Luo Yuan: That's not enough?
Wu Gang: Well, I guess IĄŻll finish watching it in less than a month. Fellow Daoist, do you have that kind of shadow puppet show with more than 100 million episodes?
Luo Yuan: Wash and sleep, everything in the dream is convex^-^convex
Wu Gang: Oh, fairy life is as lonely as snow
"correct!"
Luo Yun was chatting, and suddenly remembered something.
He asked Wu Gang to wait for a while, flew to the ruins of the Immortal Kingdom, took a photo of that kind of giant vines, mosaiced the nearby ruins and sent it over.
According to his guess, this plant was the culprit that caused the death of the Immortal Kingdom.
Luo Yuan: [Picture]
Luo Yuan: Look, do you recognize this thing?
Wu Gang: Hey, isn't this the 'towering ancient vine' raised by the empress?
"Towering ancient vines"
Luo Yun silently read the name of this plant.
Luo Yuan: Your Majesty? Which lady?
Wu Gang: Of course it is the Queen Mother. The towering ancient vine is the innate spiritual root. At present, there should be only one plant in the hands of the Queen Mother in the Three Realms. Why do you ask this?
Luo Yuan: Oh, itĄŻs nothing. In the past, there was a severe drought in my hometown, and the soil was as hard as iron. Then suddenly there was such a plant that helped us dig the ground and loosen the soil, and dug through the underground river, so we were able toSurvival, I never knew who did this good thing, I really want to thank her eight generations of ancestors!
Wu Gang: Damn, my mother, my mother respects the world, and my heart is for the common people, but I can't see the poor suffering
Wu Gang: ItĄŻs okay, IĄŻm fine, IĄŻm going to play shadow puppets
Luo Yuan: Go, bye
Wu Gang: Old-fashioned! Goodbye, now it is popular to say 886, fellow daoist, you have to keep up with the trend of the times!
Luo Yuan:
Putting down the phone, Luo Yun frowned.
"Towering ancient vines."
"Is it the work of Queen Mother Xi?"
"The Immortal Kingdom, the Queen Mother of the West, the Immortal Tree, the Immortal Medicine Hiss, could it be!"
Luo Yun was startled suddenly, thinking of something.
The eyes turned from panic to anger, fear, and finally fixed on fear.
"What a ruthless Queen Mother of the West!"
"I'm afraid her undead tree in Kunlun Mountain was snatched from the undead country back then?"
"When the Dragon and Han catastrophe happened, and the demise of an ancient wild country, anyone would attribute it to that mass catastrophe, and would not suspect her Queen Mother of the West. It's a good trick."
Luo Yun couldn't calm down.
For a precious tree that can produce magic medicine, slaughtering the people of a country, he thought he could not do this kind of thing.
Close the chat.
He settled down and sent a few messages to Xiao Longnv, but he didn't reply.
Qin Busi sent a message that the Long family could not contact Long Wuxie, and asked him to release Long Xiangxiang.
Ignore it.
Continue to scroll down.
Yichan and Monk Yuantong have been sending him messages during this time, urging him to go to Qixia Temple and asking him if he still wants to go to the northwest.
"correct!"
"There is also a magic weapon to improve the state of mind in King Kong Temple, I almost forgot!"
Luo Yun slapped his head, hurried back to the outside world, and set off for Xiangshan.
"Yuantong said, Daoist Jingyi asked me for something, but I don't know what it is."
Not two minutes.
He landed in front of a Taoist temple on the main peak of Xiangshan Mountain.
When a young Taoist nun who was sweeping the floor saw him, she was taken aback for a moment, and then a sullen look appeared on her face.
"Please inform me."
Luo Yun was polite and polite.
"Luo Dutong, please wait a moment."
The young nun ran in with a broom in her hand.
Luo Yun was puzzled.
He remembered this Taoist nun named Jing Si, who was rescued by him last time, why did she seem to be very unwilling to see him?
Is this how Taoist nuns treat their benefactors?
soon.
Daoist Jingyi, Yuantong and Yichan ran out.
"Master Luo!"
"It's great to see you're fine!"
"On the night of your accident, the poor monk recited the "Mantra of Rebirth" for you a hundred times, and the Buddha appeared!"
Yuantong clasped his palms together and strode out.
The monk changed into a brand-new cassock, swept away the abjection of a month ago, became a dragon and a tiger, and made little progress in his cultivation.
Yichan also changed into new clothes and looked much better.
"Master Luo!"
The little monk threw himself on Luo Yun's thigh and hugged him.
Before Luo Yun touched his head, the little novice said firmly, "Lord benefactor! You never did that kind of thing! You must have been wronged, right?"
"Uh, what's the matter?"
Luo Yun's first reaction was to demolish the headquarters of Zhongshang Bank.
His eyes were complicated, and he hesitated again and again:
"Sorry, Yichan, let you down."
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