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As soon as he, Luoyuan Shangxian, came out, the Tianting group immediately became active again.
God of Prison Gaotao: Fellow Taoist Luoyuan finally couldn¡¯t stand it anymore, have you decided to make a move (a pitiful expression)
Zhu Bajie: @ÂÞÔª, brother, kill him
Wu Gang: @ÂÞÔ¶, group leader, help me avenge
God of Wealth: @ÂÞÔ¶, group owner, Yang Jian laughed at me all day long as a miser, help me scold him to death
Erlang Shen: Group leader? When did little Luoyuan become the leader of the group? (a puzzled expression)
Wu Gang: @²ÆÉñ, don¡¯t tell this villain, he will report to us later
God of Wealth: Good (a melon-eating expression)
Erlang Shen: I suspect that you have something to hide from me, do you want to die, one by one?
"Oh, this Yang Jian is not very popular."
"How did you mess up?"
Luo Yun shook his head repeatedly.
His old driver group, the heavenly male immortals are basically there, and even the Antarctic immortals were pulled over by Taishang Laojun, but no one pulled Yang Jian.
"Time to bang bang him!"
Luo Yun smiled and took out a spare mobile phone, and pressed the power button.
Then @ Yang Jian again.
Luo Yuan: @Ñ, do you dare to make a voice call? There are a few things below, I have to mention you!
Zhu Bajie: Awesome, Brother Luo Yuan
Wu Gang: Is the direct voice call so intense (a dazed expression)
God of Wealth: The group leader needs to be careful, the three-eyed monster is the number one troll in heaven, so let¡¯s forget it in my opinion
Four fairies: Support Luo Yuan and defeat the three-eyed monster!
Po Meng: Support Luo Yuan and defeat the three-eyed monster!
Fairy Nishang: Support Luo Yuan and defeat the three-eyed monster!
Baihua Fairy: @ÂÞÔª, Brother Yuan, come on! Don't lose to this troll!
Erlang Shen: Hehe, little Luoyuan, are you sure you want to face off with this true gentleman?
Luo Yuan: Correct me, it's not me, but my disciple, dare you?
Erlang Shen: Fuck! men? Little Luoyuan, who do you look down on, okay! I'll let you experience the "Ten Sprays in One Second" recently practiced by Ben Zhenjun, come on!
Erlang Shen was very excited and geared up.
It's been a long time since I found an opponent who dared to line up with him!
The various fairy mansions and temples in the Heavenly Court are far apart, and even Jinxian is too lazy to toss back and forth.
Now it is more popular to quarrel online, commonly known as quarreling!
Luo Yuan: Come on!
Two people have added friends before.
Just as Luo Yun left the group chat, Yang Jian made a voice call.
He also quickly dialed 10086, pressed 0 to summon the manual customer service, and when he was ready, he put the two mobile phones together.
"Hello, Huaguo Mobile, I am very happy to serve you. How can I help you?"
The mobile customer service representative is a young lady with a nice voice.
"Yo, still a girl?"
At this moment, Yang Jian, who was in the Judicial Temple, sneered.
Luo Yuan, Luo Yuan, don't you know, does this true gentleman like the one who hates girls the most?
You female apprentice, I will beat you to death today!
At this time, the customer service girl asked again: "Hello, sir, I am very happy to serve you."
Yang Jian gave a strange smile: "Jie Jie, you are too happy!"
"Well¡¡"
The customer service girl froze for a moment.
Good guy, are you here to pick things up again?
But she is no longer surprised.
In an instant, the customer service girl made adjustments and continued to ask gently: "Hello, how can I help you?"
Yang Jian: "What are you, dare to say that you are helping the real king?"
Customer service girl: "Fungi?"
Yang Jian: "Why, that Luo Yuan guy, didn't tell you who you were fighting against?"
What Luoyuan?
Is there something wrong with this person?
The customer service girl rolled her eyes wildly in her heart: "Sir, may I help you?"
Yang Jian: "Don't call me sir, call me Lord Zhenjun!"
Customer service girl: "Okay, Mr. Zhenjun~ May I help you?"
Yang Jian: "Bold! I am the god of justice in the heavenly court, so is Yang Jian, the god of Erlang! What kind of onion are you? You keep saying you want to help me. Are you quite confident? Dog woman!"
Customer service girl: "àÛ©¥©¥©¥"
The customer service girl couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
Yang Jian: "Youwhat are you laughing at? Could it be that you don't know this true gentleman?"
Customer service girl: "I know, I know, Erlang God, hello, I am the Queen of the Fairy Castle."
Yang Jian: "Magic Immortal Fortress? I've never heard of such a hot chicken force! Where is it, and what rank does it belong to?"
Customer service girl: "Sir, I suggest you make an appointment with a psychiatrist to have a look at your brain~"
Yang Jian: "Presumptuous! What is wrong with the body of the golden fairy of this true monarch? The Queen of Little Devil Fairy Castle, how dare you curse me, just wait, I will bring the Roaring Sky Dog to get you right away!"
Customer service girl: "Sir, if you threaten me, our company has a professional team of lawyers and will reserve the right to pursue legal responsibility~"
Yang Jian: "Threats? Tell you, I can kill you first and then play, and put you in the sky prison, and then beat you into tricks, and ask you if you are afraid!"
Customer service girl: "Sir, do you want to know that we recently launched an unlimited data package? The monthly guaranteed consumption is 128 yuan, and you can enjoy 50g of data, and you will also get"
"Pfft!"
Yang Jian almost vomited blood.
Nima, I said I'm going to put you in the sky prison, what are you selling me here? I can't understand it!
The two of them lined up for two hours.
?Because of the company's regulations, the customer service representative cannot hang up the customer's phone first, otherwise a thousand yuan of salary will be deducted.
One thousand yuan, a bottle of fairy water!
The monthly salary of the customer service girl is less than six thousand, so she can only listen to Yang Jian's nagging and various threats there.
But she has worked in customer service for three years, what kind of perverted and wretched man has she never met?
Although Yang Jian is also very bad, but at least the voice is pleasant, elegant, and will not play out particularly disgusting dirty words. After listening to it for a long time, she even thinks that Erlang God is a little cute, why is he so fat?
Just like that, another hour passed.
? The customer service representative listened to Yang Jian scolding while touching the fish, and she only needed to reply "um", "ok", "you are right" from time to time.
Another ten minutes passed.
Yang Jian couldn't take it anymore.
Yang Jian: "Ugh!"
Yang Jian: "Woman, aren't you angry when I call you a prostitute?"
The customer service girl thought to herself: What is this? Last time someone said he was going to kill my whole family
Customer service girl: "Sir, would you like to drink your saliva and continue scolding when you come back?"
Yang Jian: "No! Thank you! Goodbye!"
"Beep¡ªbeep©¥©¥©¥"
Yang Jian hung up brokenly.
Hearing the busy tone from the microphone, the customer service girl was still a little disappointed, "I don't know if this little brother is handsome or not, but his voice is really nice"
"Hahaha!"
Luo Yun has been 'watching the battle' from the sidelines, almost bursting out laughing a few times.
It's so funny that Yang Jian, the dignified Erlang god, was ruined by a customer service girl from 10086.
"Fortunately, I recorded the sound."
"hey-hey."
Luo Yun operated a few times on his mobile phone and sent a recording that lasted more than three hours to the group.
Just finished sending©¥©¥©¥
"Ding dong!"
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