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The dog owner Yang Jian was also furious.
Erlangshen: @zhubajie, stinky pig, shut up for Ben Zhenjun (a kitchen knife expression)
Zhu Bajie: The Marshal Ben said (with a left humming expression)
Luo Yuan: @zhubajie, hurry up, I want to hear
Zhu Bajie: That's right, Brother Hou often goes to Laojun's Tushita Palace to steal ah no, don't you borrow elixir?
Zhu Bajie: Once, Brother Hou stole a top-quality Dao pill refined by Laojun. Laojun was furious and deliberately refined a poison pill. He waited for Brother Hou to eat it, and wanted to punish Brother Hou
Zhu Bajie: Brother Hou ate the elixir as jelly beans and didn’t pay attention. As a result, he had diarrhea for seven days and made the whole heaven stink
Zhu Bajie: At this time, a dog at the gate of Zhenjun Palace smelled it from a long distance, and then ate up all the monkey brothers!
Zhu Bajie: This shit-addicted dog is Yang Sanyan’s Xiaotian dog
Zhu Bajie: Monkey pulls all the way, Xiaotian dog eats all the way, think about this scene, hahaha
"Ouch!"
A picture popped up in Luo Yun's mind, and he was immediately nauseated.
Dogs can't change eating shit.
He always thought it was for Fan Gou.
Unexpectedly, Xiaotiangou, a "fairy dog", also likes to eat shit?
ThisErlang God doesn't care?
The dog I raise has a mouth full of feces, and everyone will dislike it, right?
Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
Xiaotiangou began to frantically swiping the screen, and quickly recruited the group leader.
[Xiao Tiangou was banned for three days]
Taishang Laojun: @嗤天狗, dead dog, don’t you read group announcements?
Taishang Laojun: Anyone who swipes the screen ten times in a row will be banned for three days!
Taishang Laojun: @郑郎神, Yang Jian, take good care of your dog!
Yang Jian didn't return.
Possibly at this moment, with the three-pointed two-edged knife and the Xiaotian dog, he went to Tianhe to find Zhu Bajie to settle the score.
Zhu Bajie is still sending messages to Luo Yun here.
Zhu Bajie: @罗元, Xiaotiangou almost died because he ate the poisonous feces of Hougela. Yang Sanyan spent a lot of effort to save him, but he survived, but his soul was seriously damaged , cannot condense spiritual consciousness, can only modify the physical body
Zhu Bajie: Later, Yang San was so angry that he went to fight with Brother Hou, saying that he poisoned his dog by poisoning it.
Zhu Bajie: You said it was funny, hahaha!
Nezha: Hahaha
Luo Yuan: Hahaha
Lu Ban: @罗元, when the news came out, I laughed for three days and three nights without stopping, and my stomach hurt
Five Fairies: It’s not funny at all, it’s disgusting (a contemptuous expression)
Wuqu Xingjun: It is said that afterward, Xiaotiangou never dared to eat shit of unknown origin (a smiling expression)
Six Fairies: Every time Xiaotiangou stares at me, I don’t know if it’s interested in me or my shit (an expression)
Second Fairy: @六仙女, Liumei, what are you talking about, pay attention to your image
Six fairies: oh oh
? Six fairies withdrew a message
Sun Wukong: @zhubajie, in fact, my old grandson did it on purpose. I have long been upset with that dead dog, and poisoned it to death (the expression of a soldier smoking)
Nezha: Haha, the murderer is here
Zhu Bajie: Brother Monkey is mighty!
Luo Yuan: This move is too damaging (with an expression covering his face)
"Hahaha, Brother Hou intentionally poisoned his shit, that's too cruel!"
Luo Yun sat on the side of the road, laughing and patting his thighs.
Passers-by cast strange glances one after another.
"Wait, that's not right."
Luo Yun remembered one more thing.
Luo Yuan: @zhubajie, Erlang Zhenjun's silver horse and fluttering eagle can't type either. Could it bethey also like to eat shit?
Before Zhu Bajie could reply, the two demon pets hurriedly clarified.
Fighting Eagle: @罗元, Shangxian, don’t get me wrong, Yinhe and I are not interested in those dirty things (a smiling expression)
Yinhema: @罗元, we just don’t like typing (a smiling expression)
Luo Yuan: Uh, okay
Roaring Sky Dog: Bark! woof woof! !
? Silver Hema: @嗤天狗, Gouzi, please, quit shit, don’t eat any more!
Silver horse: (giant?.jpg)
Roaring dog: woof woof! woof!
Fighting Eagle: Uh, Xiaotian said, it has tried many times, but it can't quit. This is a habit developed for thousands of years Forget it, Yinhe, don't force the child, let the child eat, Remember to rinse your mouth when you get home
Yinhe horse: (panda head tears.jpg)
Yinhema: @嗤天狗, 向天, let me tell you, if you can’t find a little bitch in your life, you should quit shit, otherwise you will be a small dog all your life, isn’t it uncomfortable?
Roaring Sky Dog: Bow woof, woof woof!
Fighting Eagle: Uh, Xiaotian said, wouldn't it be over to find a little bitch who loves to eat shit like him?
Silver Horse:
Yin Hema: I am speechless
Luban: What a deep obsession with shit!
Nezha: Could it be This thing is really so delicious, I will try it later (a thinking expression)
Tota Li Tianwang: @Nezha, Nizi! stop, what do you want to do?
Mrs. Yin: @Nezha, Zha’er, don’t!
? Red Boy: @呀周, don’t taste it, I’ve eaten shit and I can’t swallow it at all
"Pfft!"
Seeing a group of gods discussing Papa, Luo Yun burst out laughing.
Dogs can't change eating shit, the ancients never deceived me.
"Wait a minute, didn't you say that people with a cultivation level above that of a true immortal will not excrete?"
"Brother Hou's quasi-sage cultivation base, why is he still having diarrhea?"
Luo Yun felt that although Zhu Bajie's story was funny, it was a bit illogical.
"Oh, forget it, I'm a little monk whose golden core has not yet been formed, so why bother?"
He didn't care either.
Later, after swimming in the Tianting group for a while, he put his mobile phone back and walked on the street.
He was reading "Eight Transformations of Immortals and Demons" given by Fairy Baihua.
"Killing a monster and arresting its soul, can it be transformed?"
"With my current strength, at least a monster in the Nascent Soul stage is worthy of my effort"
Luo Yun was a little depressed.
In the secular world, there may be monsters in the Nascent Soul stage, but they must be very few!
In a short period of time, "Eight Changes of Immortals and Demons" may not be useful.
"Li family, I'm here."
After finishing the chores, Luo Yun disappeared into the street in a flash.
When he was in high school, he passed by the Li family's mansion once.
It was a five-story bungalow covering an area of ??1,000 square meters, with a garden and a swimming pool. It was located in Haikou District, where rich people concentrated.
A few minutes later, Luo Yun came over Li's house.
A sweep of soul consciousness.
Security guards, maids, women and children, the elderly.
Only Li Hao, Li Lijun and his son were missing.
"not here?"
Luo Yun took out his mobile phone and sent Garfield a WeChat message, asking her to send Jinmaowei to Li's house.
Once you find the Li family father and son, keep an eye on them and wait for yourself to come over.
Garfield: ok!
Garfield: Prostitute, my Jinmao Guard is very powerful now, the number of members has grown to hundreds of thousands, not to mention monitoring two people, monitoring a thousand people is fine
Luo Yun: Yo, little Garfield is getting better and better
Garfield: hee hee
Luo Yun: By the way, have you guys gone home yet?
Garfield: Not yet, we are in the company, do you want to come over?
Luo Yun: Well, not far away
Garfield: Great, then we'll wait for you (a smirk expression)
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