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Erlangshen: @刘沉香, huh? bold! Little brat, how can you talk to your uncle?
Liu Chenxiang: Uncle, I now know why you divorced the Fourth Princess of the West Sea (with a smiling expression)
Erlang Shen: You son of a bitch, if you mention my sadness again, I will beat you to death!
Liu Chenxiang: Uncle, don't force me, it will be New Year's Eve soon, and then the first month (with a nose-picking expression)
Erlang Shen: What do you mean?
Liu Chenxiang: Like you, I shave my head every year during the first lunar month (a grinning expression)
Erlang Shen: Damn, what are you talking about!
Liu Chenxiang: What the hell, uncle, dare to do it or not
"I go!"
Luo Yun was startled when he saw this passage.
? Yang Jian shaves his head every year in the first lunar month?
Ah, this
How much enmity do you have with the Jade Emperor?
As we all know, shaving your head in the first month will kill your uncle!
Liu Chenxiang 'accidentally' broke out this shocking news, which immediately set off another frenzy.
God of Wealth: Wow, great news!
Yuelao: Brilliant!
Wuqu Xingjun: Stimulation (a nosebleed expression)
Nezha: @艾塔李天王@阴夫人, parents! I also want to shave my head in the first month! It seems to be quite fun (the expression of a Wangchai dog head)
Tota Li Tianwang: Bold!
Mrs. Yin: Nonsense!
?Three Holy Mothers: @Erlangshen, Yang Jian! You Do you still want to be the god of justice?
? Zhu Bajie: @太白金星, @太白金星, @太白金星
Hell God Gao Tao: @太白金星, @太白金星, @太白金星
Zhu Bajie and Gao Tao have always been at odds with Yang Jian. Seeing such news, they frantically @太白金星, the latter is the messenger of the Jade Emperor, and often sees Longyan.
And the loyal Xiao Tiangou quickly swiped the screen.
Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
The roaring dog has been banned for a day by the Taishang Laojun
Taishang Laojun: @Erlangshen, okay, Yang Jian, you actually shave your head every first lunar month, you are cursing Your Majesty, a traitor and a traitor, his heart can be punished!
Taishang Laojun: Where is the judicial god!
Erlang Shen: Next here (with a nose-picking expression)
God of Wealth: @太上老君, Laojun, Yang Jian is the boss of the Judicial Temple
Taishang Laojun: Good guy, if you know the law and break the law, the crime will be aggravated!
Erlangshen: @太上老君, your sister is more guilty of sin, just relying on Chen Xiang's words, do you have any evidence, you guys (a nose-picking expression)
"It's over, it's a big deal."
"Why does this Yang Jian have the same temperament as Brother Hou? How many people do he have to provoke on weekdays?"
Luo Yun sighed endlessly.
However, it is normal for a police officer to have many enemies.
Fortunately, Yang Jian has strong mana, otherwise he would have been beaten to death long ago.
Yang Jian didn't know how to offend Taishang Laojun, who held him tightly.
Taishang Laojun: @刘沉香, is there any evidence?
Taishang Laojun: Quickly present the evidence, the leader of this group will immediately tell His Majesty to take down the villain Yang Jian, the sinner
Liu Chenxiang: Huh? this……
Liu Chenxiang: No proof
Taishang Laojun: Are you playing with me?
Liu Chenxiang: Haha, just kidding (a smirk expression)
? Taishang Laojun: (vomit blood) (vomit blood) (vomit blood)
Erlang Shen: @太上老君, wait
"A family is still a family."
"It is estimated that the San Shengmu persuaded Chen Xiang, otherwise Yang Jian would definitely have no good fruit if this matter got out."
Luo Yun thought it was quite funny.
The Taishang Laojun got into trouble with Yang Jian again for no reason, and all the disciples who turned around in Tushita Palace were arrested one by one.
At this moment.
The Tianting group was filled with a smell of gunpowder.
Luo Yun is preparing to upload a new cartoon to adjust the atmosphere.
Suddenly, Yutu shared a song and came in.
Jade Rabbit: [Audio]
Jade Rabbit: Sister Chang'e sings very well too. This is what I secretly recorded with the Qiankun instrument last time (with a smirk expression)
Pig Bajie: A song sung by Chang'e's sister (a lewd expression)
Wu Gang: Every Heavenly Court has a great voice??Sister Chang'e is the number one, she deserves to be my goddess (a thumbs up expression)
Zhu Bajie: @吴刚, Sister Chang'e is the exclusive title of this marshal, and it is also what you, a lumberjack, can call?
Wu Gang: Just call, call, call, what can you do to me?
Zhu Bajie: The stinking tree feller!
Wu Gang: Smelly pig!
Huode Xingjun: It really sounds good!
King Qin Guang: The "Moon Palace Ballad" written by the fairy is extremely sweet!
Lu Ban: In Luo Yuan's words, the city owner's ears are about to become pregnant (with a Wangchai dog's head expression)
? Broomstar: It’s so nice (tears) I’m so blessed to be able to hear this sound of nature (tears)
Shunfeng ears: None of you are as good as I am, my pair of cattail fans are big ears, with the effect of surround reverberation
Erlang Shen: Another moaning (pick nose) (pick nose) (pick nose)
Luo Yuan:
"I'm drunk too."
"Everyone is praising Chang'e for singing beautifully, but Yang Jian is the only one who is fierce."
"This judiciary god is really strong."
Luo Yun silently gave a thumbs up.
Afterwards, all kinds of gods attacked Yang Jian, and the latter fought against the Confucian scholars.
Yang Jian: Lick the dog! A group of licking dogs!
Yang Jian: Beep, beep, and I will take you all into the dungeon!
He shook his head and clicked on the audio shared by Yutu.
According to King Qin Guang, this "Moon Palace Ballad" was written by the fairy Chang'e.
The singing was released, and Luo Yun couldn't help closing his eyes when he heard it, as if he had come to Guanghan Immortal Palace and witnessed that peerless beauty, sitting on the top of Yuque, singing to the lunar star.
What a beautiful, sad scene.
After listening to the song, it took Luo Yun more than five minutes before he regained his composure.
"Um?"
"Someone @ me."
Luo Yun looked intently.
Jade Rabbit: @all members
Jade Rabbit: Everyone in the fairy family, big brothers and big sisters, do you want to have the singing voice of Sister Chang'e? Do you want to have many followers like sister Chang'e? Want to sing to the moon when you are lonely?
Jade Rabbit: "Guanghan Xuanyin" cheat book, discounted for a limited time, only 66666 spirit crystals, take it home, you will have a beautiful singing voice! Become a song fairy that everyone envies!
Seeing this advertisement, Luo Yun was speechless.
Coauthoring this rabbit is not here to smooth things over, but to sell goods.
Zhu Bajie: Sister Jade Rabbit, if you remove the two 6 my old pigs, you can consider buying it.
? Jade Rabbit: Brother Bajie really knows how to joke, the next one
Wu Gang: Come on, Rabbit, no one here has a higher level of cultivation than you, and there is still a need to buy your cheats (a nose-picking expression)
Yutu: Uncle Wu Gang, this is my creation after listening to Sister Chang'e's singing all the year round. It is definitely Guanghan Palace's unique singing method, and it is the best choice for becoming a singer!
Wu Gang: Then I won’t buy it either. What kind of song does a big man sing?
Wu Gang: Wait, you call that pig brother brother and me uncle? ?
Jade Rabbit: Yes! Uncle, you are so annoying, I ignore you (a beating expression)
Yutu: Has anyone bought it? No one bought it, I'll ask again later
Erlang Shen: @玉兔, stop!
Erlang God: Brave little rabbit, dare to sell fake products in front of the god, what crime should he deserve!
Jade Rabbit: 5555 I sell fake products, Brother Yang Jian, Ming Jian (with an aggrieved expression)
Erlang Shen: Stop being cute, I warn you! Whether it is a fake or not, I will know when I check it, and send the cheats quickly (the emoji of a soldier smoking)
Jade Rabbit:
Zhu Bajie: @郑郎神, the three-eyed blame you are so shameless, even bullying children
Wu Gang: @二郎神, the three eyes blame me, Wu Gang, and you are at odds
God of Prison Gao Tao: @Erlangshen, bah!
Liu Chenxiang: @郑郎神, uncle, you are too much
Erlangshen: A bunch of rookies, tied one piece is not enough for the gods to fight (a nose-picking expression)
Sun Wukong: @陈郎神, what about my old grandson?
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