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Luo Yun thought hard.
Suddenly, he slapped his thigh!
Harmful!
Wouldn't it be good to find brother monkey?
Chatting a while ago, Brother Hou said that he would go to Tushita Palace to steal elixir to eat when he was free, such as Nine-turn Golden Pill, Nine-Aperture Golden Pill, Good Fortune Golden Pill, as long as it was golden pill, he would eat it, he was tired of eating it!
Now the elixir below the seventh rank is simply out of his sight.
"Wouldn't it be nice to ask Brother Monkey to help you steal one?"
Luo Yun quickly sent a message.
Luo Yuan: Brother Monkey, are you busy?
Monkey King: Isn¡¯t this preparing for a birthday party? (A smiley expression)
Luo Yuan: There is still more than a year, why are you in such a hurry (with a sweaty expression)
Monkey King: I am full
Luo Yuan:
Luo Yuan: Then do me a favor
Sun Wukong: They are all brothers of the same family. If you have anything to say, just say it, don¡¯t beat around the bush
"It's refreshing to chat with Brother Monkey!"
Luo Yun was overjoyed, it seemed that he had already obtained half of the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir.
Luo Yuan: Brother Hou, didn't you say last time that you went to Tushita Palace to steal elixir when you were free? I think
Sun Wukong: What steal? Why are you talking so badly?
Luo Yuan: Isn't it stealing?
Sun Wukong: Come on, let me ask you, how did the old man get the elixir?
Luo Yuan: It's made from medicinal materials in the Eight Diagrams Furnace
Monkey King: How did the medicinal materials come from?
Luo Yuan: Conceived by heaven and earth, born by sun and moon
Sun Wukong: Is that not the end? The elixir is essentially born of the heavens, the earth, the sun and the moon. What happened to my old grandson who took two pills with his own ability? If you have to talk about stealing, isn't that old man also stealing?
Luo Yuan: Ah, this
Luo Yun was dumbfounded.
If you steal the elixir, you will steal the elixir, and this monkey has come up with a set of fallacies.
Could it be that this is what is said in the legend, and it is also strong to be unreasonable?
Sun Wukong: Brother, do you think my old grandson is right?
Luo Yuan: Well, yes, it can be logically self-consistent and impeccable
Luo Yuan: Let's not beat around the bush anymore, Brother Monkey, do you still have the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir in your hand? Give ah no, sell a brother
Monkey King: No
Sun Wukong: When I saw those elixirs, I stuffed them directly into my mouth, and I never had the habit of taking them away.
Luo Yuan: Alright (a heartbroken expression)
Sun Wukong: If you want to eat a pill, you can make it yourself. The low-level medicine like Jiuzhuan Jindan is not difficult.
"Pfft!"
"Damn you, you still have the face to criticize me!"
Luo Yun was convinced, "Why don't you practice it yourself?"
Luo Yuan: Alas, to be honest, Brother Monkey, I experienced that this ghostly place is full of yellow sand and not a single blade of grass grows, not to mention herbs, there is not even a dog's tail grass. Where can I go to make alchemy?
Sun Wukong: That would be embarrassing, my old grandson doesn¡¯t keep pills in his hands, so he eats them (with a nose-picking expression)
"Sister, is it that my master is destined not to be able to eat this Nine-Turn Golden Elixir?"
"I don't believe it anymore."
Luo Yun continued to be ashamed.
Luo Yuan: Brother Hou, isn¡¯t your Huaguo Mountain known as the ancestral vein of the ten continents and the dragon from the three islands? Such a land of exquisite beauty should be full of elixir (a melon-eating expression)
Monkey King: Yes, yes, I almost forgot
Sun Wukong: You can tell me what you want, brother, and I will ask the monkey grandson to pick it for you
Luo Yuan: Wait, I'll ask Laojun
Close the chat box.
He immediately sent a message to Mr. Taishangse.
As smart as he is, he didn't immediately mention the matter of the Nine Turns Golden Pill, but first sent a few exciting martial arts movies to the past.
It is estimated that this old man has read and re-read the ten volumes published before.
Luo Yuan: [Video] [Video] [Video]
Taishang Laojun: (a string of lewd expressions)
Taishang Laojun: Fellow Daoist, you are such a wonderful person hehehehe (a lewd expression)
? Taishang Laojun: The more the more the better
""
Through the screen, Luo Yun could feel the old man's wretchedness, which really violated the glorious image of the head of the Three Purities, the "Shangqing Daode Tianzun".
Taishang Laojun: Fellow Daoist, although this series of shadow puppets is wonderful, the people are too ugly. They are all mortal women. Are there any fairy ones? Hehehe
Luo Yuan?Listen, are you speaking human language? They have become fairies, and they still shoot this kind of film?
Luo Yuan: Mortal women are forced to operate in order to support their families
Taishang Laojun: Oh, it is true
Taishang Laojun: Alas! Mortal women, so pitiful, I really want to love them
Taishang Laojun: Alas! I still want to see fairies!
""
Luo Yun was completely speechless.
This old pervert, what is pretending in his mind all day long.
Luo Yuan: Cough cough! Laojun, I did not show you this film for nothing.
Taishang Laojun: What do you mean?
Luo Yuan: It means do you have the Nine-Turn Golden Pill in your hand, I think
Taishang Laojun: Hmph, there really are no movies for nothing in the world, nine-turn golden elixir? It was already eaten up by that damned hozen! I dare not open fire in the gossip stove recently!
Luo Yuan: Good guy (with an expression of wiping sweat)
Luo Yuan: Then there is always a prescription for pills, right? Give me a prescription, I will make it myself, otherwise I will not lose money if I work so hard to make these films
Taishang Laojun: This is fine, wait a moment
Taishang Laojun: [Red Envelope]
Very smoothly, I got the pill recipe of the Nine-Turn Golden Pill.
Luo Yun smiled knowingly.
Here is a little psychological trick involved.
If you ask for the pill directly, Taishang Laojun may not be willing. You have to ask him for the finished pill first, and if he refuses to give it to you, then you can ask for a pill. 'Emotions.
But the problem came again immediately, not to mention that Luo Yun hadn't learned alchemy much, even if he could do alchemy, his skills couldn't compare with Taishang Laojun
So, he found Sun Wukong again and asked him to "please please" Taishang Laojun, to help refine a nine-turn golden pill, and he will definitely be rewarded again in the future.
As for the medicinal materials, they were also picked from Huaguo Mountain, and he didn't pay half a dime.
Hugging the thigh is really cool.
Soon, Sun Wukong contacted Taishang Laojun.
?Sun Wukong: Nine-turn Golden Pill, refine it, one pill! My dear brother, yes!
Taishang Laojun:
Taishang Laojun: Don¡¯t practice! A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!
Monkey King: Believe it or not, my grandson will beat you
? Taishang Laojun: Then I will go to the imperial court and invite the Tathagata Buddha
Sun Wukong: Old man, do you dare to use Buddha to suppress me? Don't you know that the Buddha closed the closed door thousands of years ago, and it will take a few Yuanhui to get out of the closed door, you can talk about it after you think it over
"ah?"
Taishang Laojun panicked.
How many yuan will it take for the Buddha to leave the customs? Will he survive until then? This hozen went crazy, it's possible to stuff him into the Bagua furnace for refining.
"It's better to bear it for now, wait for the Buddha and my deity to leave the customs, and then sue together!"
"At that time, suppress this hozen by fiveno, fifty yuanhui, let him be arrogant and domineering again!"
Taishang Laojun secretly plotted, gnashing his teeth.
Sun Wukong: Speak!
Sun Wukong: Believe it or not, my old grandson will go to heaven now, turn the Tushita Palace upside down, eat all the pills that can be eaten, and give you the gossip furnace, believe it?
? Taishang Laojun: Believe me, the Great Sage is safe and don¡¯t be impatient
Taishang Laojun: Isn¡¯t it just a nine-turn golden elixir, the old man will refine it right away
Sun Wukong: This is almost the same
Sun Wukong: My old grandson will not let you suffer, I have prepared all the medicinal materials, and I will give you the extra
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