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"No matter how you look at it, there is a taste of trying to cover up."
Luo Yun was speechless.
And he really wants to know a question, how many gods have peeked at the Seven Fairies taking a bath?
"Buzz!"
At this time, Taishang Laojun chatted with him privately.
Lu Ban also chatted privately, but they were all scolding him, scolding him for being unkind, and wanting to break up with him.
Luo Yun said that I didn't do it on purpose, but I just raised a little question
Taishang Laojun: Fellow Daoist, thank you for reminding me just now
Luo Yuan: So Laojun, have you ever peeked at Seven Fairies taking a bath (a nose-picking expression)
Taishang Laojun: Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?
Luo Yuan: Of course it is the truth
Taishang Laojun: No
Luo Yuan: What about lies?
Taishang Laojun: Yes!
"I believe you ghost!"
"It must have been peeked, and I didn't record a small video or anything. It's immoral to share with the group of friends"
Luo Yun secretly despised it in his heart.
Taishang Laojun: Closer to home, fellow daoist, hurry up and prepare a prize, and present a prize to the Antarctic Fairy and the others
Luo Yuan:? ?
Luo Yuan: I don't know anything about Mao's award
Taishang Laojun: You try to move up your spiritual consciousness and read historical news (a smiling expression)
Luo Yun complied.
December 15, 2020 at 14:26 pm
Taishang Laojun: Fellow Daoist, the competition is coming to an end. As an honorary sponsor and founder of Doudizhu, I would like to invite you to present awards to the top three winners. What do you think?
Taishang Laojun: In fact, it is to send a red envelope in the group
Taishang Laojun: Within ten numbers, if you don’t reply to the old man, it will be regarded as your acquiescence
Taishang Laojun: Ten
? Taishang Laojun: Nine
? Taishang Laojun: One
Taishang Laojun: Alright, then it’s a happy decision. Fellow Daoist Luoyuan will present awards to the top three in the competition. Remember to prepare the prizes yourself, hahaha (a grinning expression)
"What the hell am I"
"From the news three days ago, I was still in retreat on Taiping Island."
Luo Yun grinned twice.
He has too many messages every day, hundreds of them, and he didn't pay attention to the news of Taishang Laojun being brushed down.
"What's wrong with this? If I'm the one to present the award, this old man clearly doesn't want to pay for it himself."
"This old fox."
Luo Yun rolled his eyes.
For a while, he didn't know what to say, so he left the small Sumeru house and the cabin, and came to hang out on the deck.
"Luo Shangshu!"
"Luo Shangshu!"
The soldiers and officers of Nu Haijun and Zhen Haijun all saluted when they saw him.
These ordinary sailors and officers didn't know that it was Luo Yun who defeated the Kingdom of Ding Dynasty's navy and rescued the Nu navy, because at that time he was flying around in the sky, few people could see clearly.
Lei Ling followed his wishes and did not promote it.
Later, Luo Yun saw Xiong Zhong and Bu Zhanying gathering in a corner to smoke, and they were chatting, worried.
The draw is Zhonghua.
This gave Luo Yun inspiration.
After he went back, he immediately used any door to return to Binhai, and went to the supermarket to buy three sticks of Zhonghua cigarettes.
"Is there tobacco in the fairy world? Uh, there should be, this kind of thing"
"Hua Zi should be too weak for a god, forget it."
Luo Yun didn't bother to care about it anymore, and sent red envelopes to Anji Xianweng, Prime Minister Turtle and Taibai Jinxing.
Then he @三人 in the Tianting group to prove that he has awarded the award.
Luo Yuan: @南极仙雄, @鹅丘相, @太白金星
Luo Yuan: Have you received the things?
Antarctic Fairy: Received
Prime Minister Turtle: Zhonghua brand cigarettes, are they tobacco?
Luo Yuan: That's right, referred to as Huazi, the strength may be a little weak, it is recommended to smoke a few more at a time, which is beneficial to physical and mental health (the plot requires it, children, don't learn it! It will cost money and hurt your body!)
An Antarctic fairy: I don’t smoke if I’m poor, it’s detrimental to the demeanor of the fairy family (an expression covering his face)
Prime Minister Turtle: @南极仙雄, just hide and smoke
?Antarctic Immortal: I don’t smoke, I’ve cultivated my body for many years, how can I refrain from quitting tobacco
Luo Yuan: @南极仙园, hasn’t Xian Weng heard a word? A cigarette after dinner, better than??Immortal, very cool~
An Anji Xianweng: Selling Zhonghua brand cigarettes, private chat if you want (a sweat-wiping expression)
Yutu: Wow, Zhonghua cigarettes, what are they? It sounds delicious (a smug expression)
Chang'e Fairy: @玉兔, what is the fragrance, the tobacco is smothered to death, the person who hates smoking the most
Pig Bajie: @嘉娥仙子, Chang’e’s sister, Chang’e’s sister, my old pig doesn’t smoke (a color expression)
Fairy Chang'e: Oh, the man I like smoking is attractive
Zhu Bajie: (broken heart) (broken heart) (broken heart)
Jade Rabbit: (a smirking expression)
Erlang Shen: Licking a dog is not a good death
Zhu Bajie: What did you say with three eyes! Believe it or not, my old pig demolished your shabby judiciary temple!
Erlangshen: @嗤天狗@打天鹰@银合马, boil the water rack pot, eat meat today, eat pork!
? Meishan Taiwei Yao Gonglin: Yinhe is a horse, vegetarian, boss
"Pfft, haha!"
Just as Luo Yun watched the gods in the group bicker.
Sun Wukong suddenly @ him!
Sun Wukong: @罗远, brother, cool! Comfortable! My old grandson feels like he is about to ascend! Wa hahaha!
Luo Yuan: Huh?
Zhu Bajie: Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you?
Erlang Shen: Bi Mawen is crazy, let's see who will back you up, you idiot!
Zhu Bajie: I, the three-eyed old pig, will fight with you!
? Taibai Jinxing: @太上老君, woo woo woo, Bi Mawen rebelled and snatched away all my Zhonghua cigarettes, and I haven’t smoked a single sip yet
Taibai Jinxing: (Panda Head Tears.jpg)
Luo Yuan: Pfft——
? Taibai Jinxing: @罗远, fellow daoist, send me another one, I want to taste the taste of your tobacco
Luo Yuan: No more, just three, just refined
Luo Yuan: @孙悦婚, Dasheng, how can you bully the old man? How many sticks are left, please save some for Xingjun
Monkey King: No more (a grinning expression)
Luo Yuan: Great Sage, it's fine if you bully the old man, why are you still lying?
Luo Yuan: There are 200 sticks in a Zhonghua cigarette. Could it be that you smoked all of the 200 sticks at once?
Monkey King didn't talk nonsense, and directly sent a picture.
Monkey King: [Picture]
Sun Wukong: Brother, your cigarettes are not very strong. My old grandson smoked two hundred cigarettes in one breath, and it took less than half a breath (a nose-picking expression)
"Pfft!"
Luo Yun clicked on the picture and almost spit.
I saw that Sun Wukong's mouth was full of Huazi, smoky, and he made a V to the camera of Qiankunyi, his mouth was like a Gatling machine gun.
Luo Yun counted, no more, no less, exactly two hundred!
Too cruel!
As expected of the Monkey King!
Luo Yun almost died laughing.
But there is one thing to say, the cigarettes on the earth really cannot be compared with the fairyland tobacco.
There was a smoking competition held in Mingguo. The champion smoked 27 cigarettes in a very short period of time. Before he could receive the prize, he died.
?Sun Wukong’s quasi-sage cultivation base, he smoked 200 sticks in one breath, and it took less than a second to feel good
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