Luo Yun lived in a separate dormitory, and when he entered, he took out the small Sumeru house and stepped into it.
Taking out the phone, the WeChat message exploded a bit.
"I want an avatar no matter what, is it okay for the gods?"
Luo Yun flipped through the news list and found several fairies. He thought the avatar of Crayon Shin-chan was cute and wanted them all.
Especially the jade rabbit.
Jade Rabbit: Brother Luo Yuan, I want your profile picture, so cute (a pitiful expression)
Jade Rabbit: Is there an avatar suitable for a cute little fairy like me (a pitiful expression)
Jade Rabbit: Brother, brother, are you here?
Jade Rabbit: [Voice: 5s]
"This rabbit, does anyone he catches call him brother?"
Luo Yun listened to the voice, and said brother brother again, which made his skin crawl all over.
Wow, this loli voice is a bit too soft, right?
Next, the operation of a straight man with steel bars will be staged.
Luo Yuan: Are you a pigeon or a rabbit, the pigeons are squawking all day long
Luo Yuan: Who are you acting like a baby with? Sister, I don’t like your tricks.
Jade Rabbit: Woohoo, brother Luoyuan is so fierce, I just want a profile picture (a crying expression)
Luo Yuan: The avatar is fine, but I have conditions
Jade Rabbit: What condition? Wouldn't it be to ask someone to promise each other with their body, that's not allowed! Sister Chang'e said, I'm still a little rabbit who is underage, I can't fall in love early
Luo Yuan: You think too much, sister
Luo Yun has black lines all over his head.
Minors can't fall in love?
Chang'e also hired you as a child laborer, why didn't you say so?
Luo Yuan: My condition is to let Fairy Chang'e apply through my friend
Jade Rabbit: Hmph, I know as soon as I guess
Luo Yuan: How do you know?
Luo Yuan: Uh, sister, don’t get me wrong, I am adding Fairy Chang’e not to talk about romantic affairs, but to have important matters
"Headache, I'm looking for Chang'e because of the piracy of Taobao in the Three Realms."
"This rabbit won't think wrong."
Luo Yun added Fairy Chang'e three days ago
Yutu: Okay, okay, don’t explain, every man who wants to add sister Chang’e says this, I understand
Yutu: But, no, sister Chang'e will scold me
"Pfft!"
"It won't work after a long time."
Luo Yun was speechless, but he had to add Chang'e.
If the pirated merchants in the Three Realms Taobao store are not eliminated, he will not be able to make a lot of money in a day.
"Yes!"
Luo Yuan: Sister Jade Rabbit, do you eat carrots? delicious
Jade Rabbit: Carrot? What is a carrot, a bearded turnip?
Luo Yuan: What a goddamn bearded carrot
Luo Yuan: Radish, big radish, have you ever eaten it?
Yutu: Of course I have eaten radishes, I used to eat them every day in Guanghan Palace
Jade Rabbit: Alas, back then the fairy net hadn’t been laid yet, life was poor, my biggest dream was to be able to eat a clean radish
"It's clean I hope I didn't think about it."
Luo Yun swallowed.
He didn't talk nonsense, and went back to Binhai directly through any door, went to the vegetable market to buy a basket of washed carrots, and distributed the three thinnest and shortest carrots to Yutu.
Jade Rabbit received your red envelope
"carrot?"
Guanghan Palace, a certain inner hall.
A girl in a white cheongsam with blue silk woven into a Langhuan knot took out a bright red radish:
"Huh? Why is it red? I haven't seen any red radishes before."
Jade Rabbit: Brother Luo Yuan, why are your carrots so red? It’s a variety I’ve never seen before. I used to eat white ones
Luo Yuan: (with a Wangchai dog-headed expression)
Jade Rabbit: If you don’t believe me, take a look
Jade Rabbit: [Red envelope]
"Damn, still send it over for me to see?"
Luo Yun looked terrified, and immediately opened it, and found that it was an extremely thick white radish, as white as suet jade, and a work of art carved from white marble.
Luo Yuan: Wow, sister Yutu, your radish is too big, it is big and white, it should taste good
Jade Rabbit: Hee hee, why don't you eat and watch, I used to eat it every day, and I got tired of it
Luo Yuan: Okay, you can eat my carrot too
The two stopped chatting like tigers and wolves.
Each of them ate the radish sent by the other party.
"Well, it's so sweet!"
"Wow, it's spicy!"
Jade Rabbit was fascinated by a magical power the first time he ate a carrot.
Just like giant pandas love to eat bamboo, monkeys love to eat bananas, and cats love to eat fish, this rabbit in Guanghan Palace fell in love with this kind of sweet carrots all at once!
However, Luo Yun was turned into an emoticon by the white radish in the fairy world.
However, there was enough aura in it, so he was not willing to throw it away, so he cut it into a dozen pieces with a knife and planned to eat it slowly.
"Buzz!"
The phone vibrates.
Jade Rabbit: Brother Luo Yuan, I really like your carrots, please send me some more (with a flattering expression)
Luo Yuan: Why do you need so much
Jade Rabbit: Don't try to mislead Brother Luo Yuan (with a white-eyed expression) I'm going to refine a carrot flying sword, don't you think it's cute?
Luo Yuan: creative (an expression covering his face)
Luo Yuan: I have carrots here, but what I asked you to do
Yutu: Oh, there are a lot of people who add Sister Chang'e every day. Sister basically doesn't read friend applications, so she won't approve you. I'll talk to my sister at night, it should be fine
Luo Yuan: Really? Thank you so much!
Jade Rabbit: carrot, carrot (a string of colored expressions)
"What a hungry little rabbit."
Luo Yun changed hands and sent ten carrots over.
Jade Rabbit was elated, and immediately went offline to have fun.
"I hope Fairy Chang'e can pass me. I have to talk to her about putting an end to piracy in Taobao stores in the Three Realms."
"The creativity of the people on earth, coupled with the sales of Taobao stores in the Three Realms, will definitely make a lot of money!"
Luo Yun added Chang'e twice.
At this time, there are gods in the heavenly court group @ him.
Nezha: Shangxian, I’m so bored recently, is there any new shadow puppet show to watch?
?Tota Li Tianwang: @Nezha, little bastard, have you finished your homework and still want to watch a shadow puppet show?
Nezha: woo woo woo
Tota Li Tianwang: I have to do my homework too
Jade Rabbit: Brother Nezha is so pitiful, I’m done, I’ll borrow you to copy it
Nezha: Damn, private chat, Rabbit, my father is still here
? Jade Rabbit: @哪周, hehe it’s okay, I blocked Li Tianwang, he can’t see my message (a cute expression)
Nezha: Awesome, rabbit, haha
Nezha: Let’s go, find a grove, I’ll bring some dried dragon meat for snacks
Jade Rabbit: Yes! I also brought some carrots that Luoyuan Shangxian just gave me, it's sweet and delicious
Nezha: Hehe, Luoyuan Shangxian hooks up with girls every day, Xiaoqiong, you don’t care @小龙女
Luo Yuan:? ?
Xiaolongnv: @罗元, Shangxian, I also want to eat carrots (a smiling expression)
Baihua Fairy: @罗远, Shangxian, I also want to eat carrots (a smiling expression)
Zhu Bajie: @罗元, Shangxian, I also want to eat carrots (a smiling expression)
"Pfft!"
Luo Yun wanted to vomit blood.
You two copy your homework, just copy your homework, why did it involve me.
At this time, the Dragon King of Beihai was very angry!
?Beihai Dragon King: @Nezha, eat dragon jerky every day, I think you don't take our four brothers seriously at all! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com