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Jasmine: "Knowledge from another world? Why do you want to learn knowledge from another world?"
Luo Yun: "Because it is a world whose power system far exceeds that of the earth, we will one day live in that world, so we need to learn in advance! Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you be victorious in all battles!"
Jasmine: "I see, then I will study hard."
Luo Yun: "This is a secret between us, we can't tell anyone, including Sister Yafei and the others, especially Sister Garfield!"
Jasmine: "Huh?"
Jasmine turned her head to look at the three daughters of Concubine Tang Ya, and thought to herself, could this be the "loud conspiracy" mentioned on the Internet?
"Don't look, brother has cast a spell, sister Yafei and the others can't hear us now."
Luo Yun smiled, only feeling that this little loli is getting cuter and cuter.
No wonder people say that loli has three good things, soft voice, soft body, and easy to push down.
Jasmine has the fourth best, cute!
"Is Brother Yun a magician?"
Jasmine tried to raise her voice a few decibels, but Tang Yafei and the three daughters still didn't respond.
Not only can't hear them, it seems that they can't see them open their mouths to speak, because Luo Yun also cast an illusion.
Luo Yun: "My brother uses Taoism, does Jasmine want to learn it?"
Jasmine: "I want to!"
Luo Yun: "It's beautiful to imagine."
Jasmine: ""
Luo Yun: "Hahaha, brother is just kidding you, I will teach you when brother is free."
Jasmine: "Yes!"
Jasmine: "Then when will brother be free? I saw on the Internet that 'wait until I'm free' is a perfunctory sentence. In fact, the person who said this sentence will never be free"
Luo Yun: ""
Luo Yun: "Jasmine, do you feel that you are talking more and more."
Jasmine: "Huh? Is there any?"
Luo Yun's heart is like a mirror.
He just lost a Three Realms Insight and found that Jasmine's status bar finally has a status, and it shows [Curiosity].
However, the previous two times, when Luo Yun used the insight of the three realms on Jasmine, the status bar was [None].
"It seems that Jasmine's humanity is gradually recovering."
"I really want to know who she is"
"Also, is her cultivation talent abnormal?"
Luo Yun patted the little Lolita's head, and snapped his fingers with a "snap!", dispelling the illusion and sound insulation.
"By the way, Tieguai Li."
"Almost forgot."
Luo Yun picked up the phone and glanced at the message from Tieguai Li.
Tieguai Li: Fellow Daoist Luoyuan, good news, good news!
Tieguai Li: Our Eight Immortals noodle restaurant has opened in Yujing City!
Tieguai Li: (a grinning expression)
Luo Yun's spirit was shocked!
Eight Immortals Noodle House is open, finally open!
Luo Yuan: Is it open today?
Luo Yuan: How is the sales of our noodles?
Luo Yuan: Do the guests like it?
Tieguai Li: Then needless to say?
Tieguai Li: Fellow Daoist Luoyuan, your seasoning medicinal powder, plus my unique secret recipe of old-fashioned long-lived noodles, just this combination, two words, invincible!
"Pfft!"
Luo Yun almost had a blowout!
Nima, the longevity noodles were originally made with feet?
Click!
He intercepted a chat record, circled the words "stomp on calluses" with a red pen, and sent it over.
Luo Yuan: [Picture]
Luo Yuan: Come on, let me explain
Luo Yuan: (a smiling expression)
Tieguai Li: Uh, Fellow Daoist Luoyuan, don¡¯t get me wrong, things are not what you think
Luo Yuan: (with a dog-headed expression of Wangcai)
Luo Yuan: Horse rider, Lao Li, you scared me to death! I thought your longevity noodles were really made by stepping on them! I also ate several packs! I even drank the soup!
Tieguai Li: I stepped on it with my feet.
Tieguai Li: But before I stepped on it, I washed my feet in the river
Tieguai Li: Fellow Daoist, you don¡¯t know something, the raw dough before ramen, if you want to be chewy and elastic, you must step on it with your feet! It's delicious when you step on it!
Luo Yuan: You
Luo Yuan?? (a throwing emoji)
"Ouch!"
"Tieguai Li, your uncle!"
Luo Yun really threw up.
He suddenly remembered that there was a fake news before.
It was said that the boneless chicken feet we ate were all pulled out by a toothless grandmother in the country. At that time, he was disgusted. Fortunately, it was a rumor
But Tieguai Li is not a rumor!
Thinking of the longevity noodles I ate before, they were all stepped on by a bad old man, and there might be a few pieces of dead skin in them
"Ouch!"
Luo Yun rushed into the bathroom in a flash and vomited wildly.
"What happened to Brother Yun?"
Jasmine, who was wandering among the vast stacks of the Tianting Library, raised her head cutely.
Tang Yafei (shaking her head): "I don't know."
Luo Yinping: "Have you eaten too much"
Garfield: "It's probably because something went wrong in my practice and I got pregnant!"
"You're just pregnant!"
"Smelly cat!"
"If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll make you pregnant!"
Luo Yun came out of the bathroom and cursed viciously.
Garfield was so frightened that his body trembled, turned into an afterimage, and rushed behind Tang Yafei, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! My sisters are all here!"
"Luo Yun, what nonsense are you talking about!"
Tang Yafei glared at Luo Yun angrily.
"Scare you to death! Make you poor again!"
Luo Yun glared at Garfield, and sat down on the sofa, feeling so depressed.
Then he opened WeChat again and scolded Tieguai Li!
The ancients just didn't pay attention to hygiene!
No matter how clean your feet are, they can't be used to step on noodles!
In the future, he must build a factory in Xianjie, build an assembly line, and use specialized machines to produce noodles!
But for now, forget it, the right way is to open the Eight Immortals noodle shop to earn spirit crystals
Anyway, he won't eat the longevity noodles again.
"By the way, the money to share!"
Luo Yun suddenly remembered, and immediately sent a message to Tieguai Li.
Luo Yuan: How is the turnover today?
Tieguai Li: Business goose? We don¡¯t seem to have this taste, we only have braised beef in brown sauce, fresh shrimp and fish plate, old altar sauerkraut, stewed chicken with mushrooms
Poof!
God damn business goose!
Luo Yun found that communicating with the ancients in some aspects is really too strenuous!
Luo Yuan: Turnover means how much money we have earned today, ah no, Spirit Crystal
Tieguai Li: Our new store has just opened, not too many, and we sold more than 500 bowls, rounding off the odds, and getting 55,000 spirit crystals into the account
Luo Yuan: How much do you sell for a bowl of Eight Immortals noodles?
Tieguai Li: One Hundred Spirit Crystals
Luo Yuan: Damn, it's so expensive!
Tieguai Li: Fellow Daoist, look at what you said, where is our noodle restaurant? Jade City! The greatest city ever in the Three Realms!
Tieguai Li: The rent of the store alone costs one million spirit crystals a month!
Luo Yuan: Pfft! so much? Robbing money?
Tieguai Li: No way, the rent of shops in Yujing City is only at this price
Tieguai Li: As far as this shop is concerned, I still got it through relationships (remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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