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"Um¡¡"
"The Shangxian's words are justified."
"However, I'm not that vicious, so let's beat her 20 times and expel her from the palace."
Empress Poseidon thought for a while, and gave orders to the guards around her.
"yes!"
A fish head guard took the order to leave.
Xiao Longnv stuck out her clove tongue, twenty big sticks, that conch spirit's ass would probably be split open.
"By the way, Luo Yuan Shangxian."
Empress Poseidon seemed to think of something again, she resumed her gentle tired smile, and looked at Luo Yun.
"Your Majesty, let's talk about something."
"Okay, it's not a big deal, just the shoes on Xiao Qiong's feet. I was very happy when I saw them"
Before the words were finished, Luo Yun knew it, smiled and cupped his hands, "The high-heeled shoes, right, within three days, they will definitely be offered."
"Really? Then I will thank the Immortal first!"
"Your Majesty is serious."
Later, end the video call.
Luo Yun stood up with a smile and stretched his muscles.
"I didn't expect that the mighty Dragon King of the East China Sea would also get sick. It seems that my understanding of the fairy world is still too one-sided."
"There are mortal diseases in the mortal world, and immortal diseases in the immortal world. Even if you are a high-ranking immortal, you may feel troublesome if you contract some special diseases."
Ding dong!
After a while, the phone rang again.
Luo Yun picked it up and took a look.
Conch fairy applied to add you as a friend
"Conch Fairy? Isn't that the cook just now?"
Luo Yun rolled his eyes and approved the application.
Conch Fairy: Kneeling to thank God, I am the conch just now (a crying expression)
Luo Yuan: Released so soon?
Conch Fairy: Thanks to Shangxian and Fourth Princess for interceding for me, Xiaoxian will never forget this kindness
""
Luo Yun smiled bitterly.
In fact, it was Xiao Longnv who pleaded first, and she was just pushing the boat along.
Conch Fairy: Xiaoxian thought that she was about to be imprisoned in the underwater dungeon where she had been in for thousands of years. That feeling was too scary!
Luo Yuan: Why have you been imprisoned for a thousand years (with a sweaty expression)
Conch Fairy: Because of breaking into the world without permission, it violated the rules of heaven
Luo Yuan: Which rule of heaven have you violated?
Conch Fairy: Shemale cannot fall in love
Conch Fairy: It all started thousands of years ago
"Depend on!"
"Stop it, stop it!"
Luo Yun regretted it, so he shouldn't have asked too much.
Conch Fairy: Thirteen hundred years ago, I was just a little conch spirit who had just cultivated to the realm of transformation
Conch Fairy: There is a young fisherman on the coast of the East China Sea who comes to my cave to fish every day. I saw that he was handsome and strong, so I couldn't help but want to get close to him.
Conch Fairy: So, I overturned his boat, got into his pocket in the chaos, and let him take me home
Conch Fairy: He has never seen such a beautiful conch, so he raised me up, and I took advantage of him to go out fishing every day, and I turned into a human body to wash and cook for him
Conch Fairy: When he comes home at sunset, he will be amazed when he sees the table full of meals. Every time at this time, I will feel deeply satisfied
Conch Fairy: One day later, he pretended to go out, but secretly hid outside the house
Conch Fairy: Just like that, Xie Lang found me, and I completely handed myself over to Xie Lang, and we got married
"Isn't this the story of the snail girl?"
Luo Yun watched intently.
I thought it was a poignant love story.
Who knows, next, Fairy Conch drove the car into a ditch
Conch Fairy: After getting married, he continued to go fishing during the day, and I continued to do housework
Conch Fairy: But a few months later, he died suddenly!
Conch Fairy: (Tears! Tears! Tears!)
Luo Yuan: Pfft!
Luo Yuan: What happened, did you get sick?
Conch Fairy: No, I heard from the local government officials that Xie Lang died of exhaustion of yang energy
Luo Yuan: ¡¡¡¡
Luo Yuan: Wait a minute! During the day, he goes fishing and you take care of the housework, so what do you do at night?
Conch Fairy: What can a husband and wife do at night???Isn¡¯t it clear? (a shy expression)
Luo Yuan: (with a sweaty expression)
"Nimma!"
"The death of this young fisherman is definitely related to you!"
Luo Yun suddenly realized.
Why has it been stipulated in the sky since ancient times that immortals and mortals are not allowed to fall in love? Shemale in love?
Because the body of a mortal cannot bear the needs of the gods and monsters at all!
To make an analogy, a beautiful goblin who is in her cardamom age has practiced for more than a thousand years and has never seen a man.
Suddenly, one day, she fell in love with a man. On the night of the bridal chamber, she was careless and didn't control her strength well, and directly crushed the man to death like a fly. A happy event turned into a sad one!
"The Jade Emperor, the queen mother is wise!"
Luo Yun sighed endlessly.
Afterwards, he looked at the circle of friends of this conch spirit.
It's all about taking selfies, all kinds of posing, winking, and Empress Sea God said that she wanted to seduce the Dragon Lord, maybe she really didn't wrong her.
"Huh? What is this, Mountain and Sea Miscellaneous Food Record It seems like a recipe"
at this time.
Somewhere in the East China Sea, Conch Fairy is holding the Qiankun Instrument, with an admiring smile on her face, charming and charming, "Wow this Luoyuan Shangxian really has no airs, I want a WeChat account from the clam spirit." , I just wanted to try it out, but I didn¡¯t expect Shangxian to really add me! You¡¯ve heard me rambling on for so long, it¡¯s so polite"
Buzz!
The Qiankun instrument vibrated, and Luo Yun sent a message.
Luo Yuan: Miss Conch, I want to borrow something from you to observe and observe. I don't know what you think
"Ah! Why is Shangxian Luoyuan so direct, what do you want to observe about me"
Conch Fairy's charming and pretty face flushed red all of a sudden.
Glowing red, covering her face with her hands, she is so glamorous.
Later, I saw five words from Luo Yuan: Mountain and Sea Miscellaneous Food Record
""
Conch Fairy's face was stiff.
Conch Fairy: Does Luoyuan Shangxian want to learn cooking skills?
Conch Fairy: How about some other day when my concubine comes to visit and teach Shangxian how to cook delicious food?
Conch Fairy: It's just that this book has a lot to say, and the concubine may have to stay at the mansion for a few more days before I can tell you all (a cute expression)
Luo Yuan: Don't!
Luo Yuan: No need!
Luo Yuan: I just borrowed it to have a look!
Luo Yuan: (Bu Jingyun: Don't come here.jpg)
Conch Fairy:
Conch Fairy: [Red Envelope]
"terrible!"
Luo Yun wiped off the sweat profusely on his face.
Receive a red envelope.
"Ding!"
"You have received the red envelope from Fairy Conch, "Mountain and Sea Food Records: Volume 2" has been stored in the treasure bag, you can withdraw it for study."
Conch Fairy: Shangxian, when my concubine got this "Mountain and Sea Miscellaneous Food Record", there was only the second half. The upper part is said to be from Peng Zu, the God of Food
Conch Fairy: This is a copy copied by my concubine, so I will give it to Shangxian
Conch Fairy: Then what, Shangxian, do you really not consider letting the concubine come to the house to teach you everything? The concubine was expelled from the Dragon Palace and has no place to live yet (a pitiful expression)
Luo Yuan: Don't you know the clam spirit? Let him find you a place to live.
Luo Yuan: slip away
"I feel that in the future I will not be able to look directly at the idiom of giving each other everything"
Luo Yun hurriedly quit the chat.
Then he took out a secret book with a green and blue cover from the treasure bag, and a breath of harmony between all things and harmony of yin and yang rushed towards his face.
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