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to be honest.
Although this method of Palace Master Wanshou is a spoof, it is really easy to use.
After one time, Garfield had a shadow in his heart, and he never dared to defecate in the living room.
Luo Yinping was amazed:
"Master, you are so wise!"
"You can even come up with such a coup!"
"Amazing!"
On the other side, Luo Yun was teaching Garfield how to use a litter box.
He held the little animal by the back of the neck, and told it a lot, and the latter couldn't understand the cat's face when he heard it.
"Meow! Meow!"
It struggled non-stop, protesting Luo Yun's tyrannical behavior.
"Can not be done!"
"Humans and beasts can't understand the language, so they are playing the piano with cows!"
Luo Yun had no choice but to ask the Master of Wanshou Palace for help again.
The two added friends and had a private chat. The Master of Wanshou Mansion said that his eldest disciple drank the fat house happy water, but did not break through the realm. What's going on?
Luo Yun curled his lips, "As I said earlier, Feizhai Happy Water is just a supplementary medicine."
"That won't work, Shangxian, you have to help me find a way."
"I've already boasted so much, I can't lose face in front of my disciples"
The Master of Wanshou Mansion tormented Luo Yun for a long time.
Luo Yun had no other choice, so he had to change a potion for him, which was known as "cooling the heart and flying the heart" - iced Sprite!
As a carbonated drink, Sprite has added a lot of citric acid, which may be more irritating than cola.
He sent a large bucket of iced Sprite over, and told Palace Master Wanshou to let his disciples drink it all in one go, without the slightest delay, the faster the better!
As a result, this time, it was a fucking success!
The eldest disciple of Palace Master Wanshou, after killing two liters of Sprite in a barrel in one go, he hiccupped for a long time and successfully broke through the realm!
Now, the reputation of Feizhai Happy Water has been completely opened up, and even spread to the general group of the Three Realms.
In return, the master of Wanshou Palace gave him two books of formulas, one is "Quotes of Ten Thousand Beasts" and the other is "The Art of Controlling Beasts".
The former is to enable people to understand and communicate with the languages ??of various beasts, birds, fish, and even insects.
The latter is to rely on special seals to control all beasts and make them become their own mounts and subordinates for their own driving. Once this tactic is used, even lions, tigers and sharks will be obedient.
There is no threshold for learning "Quotations of Ten Thousand Beasts", Luo Yun will know it as soon as he opens it.
At this time, Luo Yinping came in from the backyard with Garfield in his arms, squeezed a lot of shower gel, and washed the shit off his face.
"Meow (Big idiot master)~!"
Garfield yelled at Luo Yun, venting his anger ferociously, "You wait for Ben Meow! When you fall asleep at night, Ben Meow will slap your face!"
I thought it was impossible for Luo Yun to understand.
Unexpectedly, Luo Yun turned his head and stared at it, and then uttered a meow:
"Meow? (What?)"
"Meow meow meow (piss on my face?)"
"Meow meow meow meow (you are going to God, Garfield!)"
Garfield: "??"
Luo Yinping was drying Garfield with a hair dryer, when he suddenly heard Luo Yun meowing non-stop, "Uh, master, you are"
"Ping, you don't know how courageous this little beast is!"
"It actually wanted to take advantage of my sleep at night and run to shit on my face!"
"Come here!"
Luo Yun walked over angrily.
"Meow meow (hell, hell)!"
"Meow meow meow (people can speak meow)!!"
Garfield ran away, his cat's face full of horror.
But where did he escape Luo Yun's palm, he was caught immediately, and then his little butt blossomed.
"Let you pull!"
"Snapped!"
"Let you pull!"
"Snapped!"
"In the future, if you don't pull it in the litter box, labor and management will blow your cat's head off!"
"Crack! Crack! Crack!"
Garfield: "Wow meow (help)!"
Garfield: "Meow, meow (someone killed meow!!)"
Bursts of intense crackling sounds echoed in the villa.
Ten minutes later, Garfield was lying on the sofa lovelessly.On my pillow, looking up at the clouds outside the window, thinking about meow life.
Luo Yun was dealing with all the gods who added him as friends.
Good guy, the fat house is full of happy water, even the demon king of Seventy-two Caves has found out that he is here, and wants to order a hundred bottles for his little ones.
Luo Yun was so annoyed that he had no choice but to post a circle of friends:
"Dear friends, the fat mansion happy water is out of stock, and it is being refined at a high speed. If there is stock, I will make an announcement!"
"Stop talking about me privately!!"
Little Dragon Girl likes you.
Ao Bing likes you.
Bai Wuchang likes you.
Ao Lie, the cub, likes you.
Wang Duoyu likes you.
Li Zhixun: "Brother Yun, what are you talking about?"
Liang Fan: "Brother Yun is here to cultivate immortality. I will broadcast Dujie live at night. Remember to come to Douyu to brush me a rocket."
Xiao'er: "there are cat cakes."
Uncle Jiang: "Read less fantasy novels and study hard (with a sweaty expression)"
Sister Yafei: "Stupid."
Old Tangtou: "@ÑÅåú½ã, Feifei, what are you talking about! Show some respect in front of the master!"
Sister Yafei: "Slightly~ (an emoji sticking out the tongue)"
Nam Hyuna: "I don't understand."
Fatty Yan: "Mr. Luo is in a good mood!"
There was too much news, Luo Yun simply threw the phone away, and was going to go to the backyard to study the "Dinghai Shenjue" again.
Luo Yinping suddenly brought bad news.
"It's not good, master!"
"Our Bawang Seafood was hacked online!"
What?
Luo Yun was startled, and hurried over, "What's going on?"
"Master, look!"
Luo Yinping clicked on a Douyin video on her mobile phone.
I saw that more than 20 rioters gathered at the gate of Fengxing Express Company.
They held banners and chanted slogans, attracting many passers-by to stop and watch.
"Garbage seafood! Food poisoning!"
"Unscrupulous merchant! Apologize and lose money!"
"Off the shelves!"
"Removed!!"
"Off the shelves!!!"
The voice became louder and louder.
There was also a reporter who reported at the scene that someone had eaten a 50-yuan East China Sea lobster under Bawang Seafood. He had vomiting and diarrhea that day, and had abdominal cramps. He was sent to the hospital for a checkup. Guess what¡ª¡ª
Food poisoning!
After the private message on the backstage of Douyin was fruitless, the patient gathered a group of relatives and friends to come to the courier company to make trouble, and asked the person in charge to come forward and give an explanation!
"I I'm just the general manager of the logistics company!"
"I don't know the situation either!"
"I can swear, I'm really not the boss of Bawang Seafood!"
Manager Wang of Fengxing Express Company felt like crying when he was questioned by a group of reporters.
But fortunately, he didn't disclose Luo Yun's phone number, which is considered a sense of loyalty.
"They must have come to extort money!"
After watching the video, Luo Yinping was very angry.
She has eaten Bawang seafood for several months, and she can fully confirm the safety of the food. Even if the lobsters and crabs have been stored for a week, they are still alive and well, without any deterioration!
The favorable rate of Douyin Window is 99.5%, and countless customers repurchase it with rave reviews.
Even if it did cause a few cases of food poisoning, it is very likely that the customers ate something else. Without evidence, how can they be blamed casually? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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