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"The grace of saving your life?"
This confused Luo Yun, "What does the fourth princess mean by that?"
He walked step by step, with a tired appearance, eyes fixed, and he pretended to be a fairy.
This is thanks to the video call. If it is really face-to-face, whether Luo Yun is a god or not, and whether he has cultivation, can be seen through at a glance.
"Woooooh"
After the little dragon girl finished her salute, she immediately burst into tears, "Shangxian, you don't know how cruel my father is. He locked me on the black cliff in the abyss of the sea, it's too dark there, I can't see anything clearly Woooooo If I stay there any longer, I will die!"
"The fourth princess is serious."
Luo Yun smiled wryly, "My lord is also doing it for your own good. After all, the mistake you made this time is not small."
"Ihow would I know"
Xiao Longnv bit her lips, her spiritual eyes filled with resentment, she was so wronged that she was about to cry again.
This time I see the appearance of pity, if Luo Yun is the Dragon Lord, he must not be willing to punish him.
"Then, do you still like that Xiaoyao Sanren?"
Luo Yun asked calmly.
"fraud!"
"Damn liar!"
When Xiao Longnv heard this name, she stomped her feet angrily, her cheeks puffed up, "If I meet him, I will definitely skin her and pull his tendons! Let him lie to me!"
"Um¡¡"
Luo Yun nodded with satisfaction, "You can teach a child."
After finishing speaking, he took out an ipad tablet computer from the storage ring, and then found a few pictures of wretched uncles who pick their feet - he randomly found them on Baidu.
"What's this¡¡"
Xiao Longnv walked over to take a look, and immediately showed a chill, "Hey, so ugly!"
"good."
Luo Yun held the tablet in his hand, and said sternly: "That Xiaoyao Sanren probably looks like this, and all the information on the fairy letter can be forged!"
"An ugly monster with sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet, through disguise, can transform into a celestial being who is in the wind!"
"Ouch!"
Xiao Longnv suddenly felt her stomach was overwhelmed, and she almost vomited it out!
She chatted with Xiaoyao Sanren for more than a month, but she looks so ugly?
Click!
The mentality is split!
Luo Yun said very seriously: "The first class we are going to have today is¡ª¡ª"
"Don't date online!"
"Don't date online!"
"Don't date online!"
"Important things, say it three times!"
? Xiao Longnv followed Luo Yun's example and said "Don't date online!" three times in succession!
"Very good, now let's analyze the top ten disadvantages of online dating."
"The first one is freshness."
With a swipe of his finger, Luo Yun pulled out three screenshots of WeChat chats, which were the first day of online dating, one week of online dating, and one month of online dating.
[The first day of online dating]: "Hello, little brother", "You are so beautiful, little sister"
[Online dating for a week] "Baby" "Baby" "My wife wants to hug" "Husband holds high"
[Online dating for one month] "Oh", "Yeah", "Go to bed early"
"this¡¡"
"how so?"
"In just one month, their relationship has faded like this?"
Xiao Longnv was dumbfounded, her almond eyes blinked.
This is too ungrateful.
"Hehe, the dewy love on the fairy net is so fragile, it's good to chat for a month."
Luo Yun said disdainfully: "Some scumbags, just look at the photos, and directly block and delete friends!"
"There is also a scum fairy who can date a hundred female fairies online at the same time!"
"Can you imagine that free and unrestrained man, chatting about romance with you, and calling other fairy sweethearts at the same time?"
Vomit!
The little dragon girl is about to vomit again!
too disgusting!
terrible!
She never wants to date online again! ! !
Later, Luo Yun gave Xiaolongnv many examples, telling her that the risk of overturning in online dating is too great.
The other party is either an ugly and disgusting male monster, or a flirtatious male fairy. Finding a dedicated and perfect online dating partner is harder than going through six or nine heavens!
So, again, don¡¯t date online!
"But, Shangxian."
Xiao Longnv sat cross-legged behind the desk, with a worried expression, "After the daily practice, I'm bored"
"Where is the "Sailor Moon" sent to you last time?"
"There are only two hundred episodes, it's too short, I finished watching it all at once"
"Then I'll send you more later!"
"After watching a shadow puppet show for a long time, I will get sleepy."
"Go play Temple Run!"
"Tired of playing."
"Then let's do this!"
Luo Yun put on a troubled expression and shook his head, "If you want to chat with someone in the future, just find me."
"What?"
Xiao Longnu was stunned for a moment, then her spirit eyes brightened, she was overjoyed!
This Luoyuan Shangxian can be said to be the most interesting fairy she has ever met! none of them!
Shadow puppetry, expression packs, online games, big picture art, fat house happy water, ice cream These interesting things are something she has never seen before!
And she has traveled all over the world and is knowledgeable, so she must be able to tell her a lot of interesting things!
If you can become close friends with Shangxian Luoyuan, that is definitely the best!
"Would it betoo much trouble for Shangxian?"
Xiao Longnu suppressed the joy in her heart, her dimples were flushed, her heart was pounding, "Isn't Shangxian practicing in a ferocious place, he should be very busy on weekdays."
"Well, it's really busy."
Luo Yun frowned slightly, as if he was thinking about the balance, "How about this, let's set a time."
"After the daily ugly hour (one o'clock at night), if the fourth princess has anything to say, you can talk to me, and I will definitely be online!"
"Is it really possible?!"
Xiao Longnv almost jumped up from behind the desk, as happy as a sparrow out of the cage.
Immediately recalling the etiquette in the fairyland that she had learned since she was a child, she cleared her cough and pretended to be reserved, "Thatthat's really bothering the gods."
"No problem."
Luo Yun smiled and waved his sleeves.
The crescent-like eyes of a dragon girl, her smile like a flower, her peach cheeks flushed, are indescribably cute, and she is really even more beautiful than the one who walked off in the painting.
?With just a few words, Long Nu's bad mood of being cheated and punished has disappeared like a cloud.
For some reason, she felt that chatting with Shangxian Luoyuan was very pleasant and relaxing.
"Ao Ziqiong."
Luo Yun secretly read the name of the little dragon girl.
He once calculated the age ratio between the fairy world and the human world based on the chat content of the immortals in the group.
Human beings talk about ten months of pregnancy, but it takes more than a hundred years for immortals to conceive once.
Therefore, one year of human beings is almost equivalent to one hundred years of immortals.
The Goddess of the Sea once mentioned that Xiaolongnv is 1400 years old, which translates to 14 years old. In addition, since she was born, she has never left the East China Sea, so her mind tends to be younger.
One afternoon.
Luo Yun was all videoing with Xiaolongnv, and after taking a two-hour anti-fraud online class, the two began chatting.
"Shangxian Luoyuan, you don't look old, how old are you?"
"Three hundred years older than you."
"You are the same age as the third brother Lord Luoyuan, your clothes are so strange, I have never seen them before, are they the latest popular styles?"
"If you like it, I'll bring you some next time."
"Really? Thank you, Shangxian! Also, Shangxian, I want to eat chocolate-flavored ice cream How much is it, I'll buy it!"
"It's not something precious, here it is."
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