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Text 177. Changqiao Old Village (Fifteen Moons and Sixteen Circles)

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    Qiao Shouxin's words aroused Yun Song's interest.

    He handed Qiao Shouxin a cup of tea: "Tell me carefully."

    Qiao Shouxin showed a dog-licking smile: "Thank you Ninth Young Master for giving you the tea, since Ninth Young Master you want to hear it, I will explain it to you, this is quite scary - of course, Ninth Young Master, you are not afraid of your courage.  "

    "Stop sycophanting, just talk about it." Hu Jinzi urged.

    Qiao Shouxin took a sip of his tea and coughed lightly, and said, "It's a long story. My uncle's name is Qiao Dongliang, and he is the village head and patriarch of our Changqiao Village"

    "You've said it all, so make a long story short." Yun Song was also impatient.

    Qiao Shouxin blinked and said: "Okay, it's easy to make a long story short, my uncle's father is my great-uncle, he is a long-lived man, he is eighty-four this year, and his birthday this time is eighty-five years old.  "

    "The old saying is good, seventy-three eighty-four, the king of Hades won't tell me to go."

    "My great-grandfather has been very careful in the past year, fearing accidents, and then he finally waited until his eighty-fifth birthday."

    "Although the eighty-five birthday is not the first or the last, but because it just bypasses the threshold of eighty-four years old, it is especially valued by our country elders."

    "The eighty-fifth birthday is also called Xi Leshou. My uncle must take good care of it, but on the day of Xi Leshou, my uncle died, at the banquet!"

    "How did you die?" Yun Song asked.

    Qiao Shouxin said depressedly: "Oh, you don't believe me, he choked to death after eating a mouthful of sauced beef!"

    Yun Song said: "This is a bit strange."

    Qiao Shouxin said: "Who says it's not? But what's even more strange is later! Our Changqiao Village is a large village, with hundreds of families and thousands of people, so people celebrate birthdays almost every day!"

    "Just the day after my great-grandfather died, a child in the village celebrated his birthday, and then he died too!"

    "How do you think he died?"

    "It's his birthday. There are a lot of dishes prepared at home. Before eating, this kid runs between the kitchen and the dining table with chopsticks. He tastes cold dishes on the dining table and then goes to the kitchen to eat hot dishes!"

    "Just like that, after eating a mouthful of stewed tofu, he ran into the house with his chopsticks in his mouth. When he reached the threshold, he didn't take a step, and suddenly tripped"

    "Fuck!" Yun Song and the others gasped, and even the well-informed Su Zhongsheng frowned subconsciously.

    This child died a bit miserable!

    Yu Ping'an was overjoyed when he heard what they said, and shouted while running: "I care about me, I care about me!"

    Tian Fang chased and beat him again.

    Qiao Shou nodded confidently: "Everyone should have guessed it, yes, he was stabbed to death by chopsticks!"

    "It's not over yet, another person died the next day, and this person died even worse!"

    "Isn't he going to celebrate his birthday? He planned to kill the pigs he raised for meat, and asked his neighbors, relatives and friends to kill the pigs."

    "Isn't it necessary to boil water to remove the hair when killing a pig? He asked his wife to boil a pot of boiling water, and then he saw that the pig at home was too fat and vigorous to deal with. It was not easy for relatives and friends to tie it up and carry it to the slaughter.  On the chopping board, the rope binding the hind legs was loose again."

    "The man went up to help tie the rope, but when he approached, the pig suddenly kicked his legs on his lower abdomen, kicking him backwards for several steps, and finally lost his footing and fell to the ground all of a sudden!  "

    "It's okay to fall to the ground on weekdays, but today his wife boiled a large pot of boiling water in the yard, and the water was boiled in a large pot suspended from a wooden frame"

    "He knocked over the wooden frame all at once" Hu Jinzi said with difficulty.

    Qiao Shouxin nodded dejectedly: "The big pot of boiling water covered his whole body on the spot! Alas, he died the worst!"

    Yun Song said: "This is really evil. Three people in a row died on the day of their birthdays. There must be ghosts in this matter."

    Qiao Shouxin said: "Yes, our village is also aware of this matter, so my uncle hurried to find a mage to deal with it."

    "You can't even imagine what will happen next"

    "Are you fucking here to apologize to Master Ninth, or are you here to tell me something?" Hu Jinzi couldn't bear it anymore.

    Qiao Shouxin waved his hand and slapped himself: "Look at my broken mouth, I'm used to beeping, and I always like to compare blindly."

    "Then let me put it simply, my uncle carefully invited a mage, who knows that this mage celebrates his birthday that day!"

    "Now it's interesting, the mage is dead.nbsp; There are white lanterns hanging on the door of Qiao Dongliang's house, and the white door couplets pasted on both sides are swaying in the evening wind. It looks like a new funeral home.

    Qiao Shouxin pushed the door open, and Yun Song waited outside the door out of politeness.

    Of course this is his excuse.

    He waited for Qiao Shouxin to enter the door and immediately took out a talisman and pasted it on the back of Mr. Sha's brain, and said, "Follow up and listen to what they say-don't worry, I pasted an invisibility talisman on you. Now that you are invisible, no one can do it."  Can not see you."

    Boss Sha exclaimed: "Master Ninth, why are you so powerful?"

    He entered Qiao's house cautiously, and walked out behind Qiao Shouxin and an old man after a while.

    Qiao Shouxin is not young anymore, and Qiao Dongliang is his uncle, so he is naturally older, he seems to be in his sixties.

    He obviously already knew Yun Song's identity, and when he saw Yun Song hurriedly bowed, he almost broke his waist when he bowed.

    ?Because of his arrogance, Qiao Dongliang ordered him before he dared to come up, first cooperated with Qiao Shouxin to flatter him in various ways, and then yelled that he would prepare a big meal.

    Yun Song waved his hand and refused, he came to get a reward, not to eat, drink and have fun.

    Qiao Shouxin also pretended to be arrogant and said: "Master Ninth wants to eat, so what can't be eaten in the city? He just wants to solve our people's suffering, and he is here to give us warmth!"

    Qiao Dongliang said: "Yes, yes, yes, nephew, what you said is reasonable, but our white shrimp is very famous here. Autumn is the time when our white shrimp has eggs. It is delicious and nourishing  "

    "Uncle, Master Ninth said that he is here to catch ghosts, what are you talking about with such useless food and drink?" Qiao Shouxin interrupted him.

    Yun Song waved his hand and said: "Wait, since your white shrimp is so famous, you can try it."

    Shrimp can also be a great tonic?

    It's not that he doesn't believe it, but he hasn't seen it before, so he wants to see how beneficial this thing can be.

    Qiao Dongliang immediately called someone to fish for shrimps, saying that he wanted to give Master Ninth the freshest ones.

    Qiao Shouxin said that he had to do it himself: "Master Ninth came to our village to give me Qiao some face, and I, Qiao, must show it off!"

    He yelled this very loudly, as long as the villagers recognized this sentence, then he could rely on this sentence for half his life to brag about his awesomeness¡ª¡ª Ying's Nine Taibao also gave me Qiaomou face!

    After they left, Yun Song asked Boss Sha: "What did they say in the room before?"

    Boss Sha said: "The white shrimp here is really delicious"

    Yun Song was helpless when he heard this: "What I'm asking is, just now Qiao Shouxin went into the house and met Qiao Dongliang, what did they say?"

    Boss Sha said: "They discussed how to treat you, and Qiao Dongliang said that the white shrimp here is really delicious."

    "Aside from eating?"

    Boss Sha laughed and said, "I'll just pay attention to what I eat."

    Yun Song looked out at the sky.

    This is Po's best friend!

    Boss Sha thought hard and then suddenly said: "Oh, there are other things, there are other things. When Qiao Shouxin first came in, he said that he had invited the Ninth Young Master of the Ying family to solve ghost problems for the village. Then the village chief asked,  Is Master Ninth going to kill all the people in their village?"

    "What fucking nonsense is that?" Yun Song said depressingly.

    Boss Sha scratched his head and said: "The village chief said that this is the usual method of the Jiutaibao. If we kill all the people who raised the issue, it means that there is no problem."

    Yun Song remained silent.

    This makes sense.

    The people in the village were in awe of him, and then they didn't know how Qiao Dongliang conveyed the news. In the end, half of the people in the village came out to fish for shrimps.

    Autumn is a good time to eat shrimp. At this time, the shrimp does not hold shrimp seeds. The shrimp spores mentioned by Qiao Dongliang are small shrimps. It turns out that white shrimps mate and lay eggs in summer. In autumn, small shrimps will be born, and the small shrimps will not  Leaving the prawns, they are pulled on the belly and legs of the female prawns.

    The shrimps at this time are indeed very fat, because they have stored energy and are ready to survive the winter.

    The local white shrimp is also called white cotton shrimp. It is very small, and the largest is about the size of a baby's finger. The whole body is pure white, as if carved from beautiful jade.

    The village quickly caught half a pot of prawns, and then Qiao Shouxin directed the old cook to sit with boiled prawns.

    A few respectable old men came to accompany the wine tremblingly. I don¡¯t know who made it up, but they even found a group of village girls to serve Yunsong

    This guy's village is very lively, there are people beating gongs and drums, some are setting off firecrackers, and there are fat warblers and fat swallows chirping, making Yun Song's head buzzing.
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