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Text 30. Mother and son have the same gut Gu

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    There is no need for them to answer, the old man himself said:

    "I don't know what kind of god my family has provoked or what evil I have committed. Since the beginning of last year, as long as someone in the family is hungry, then the whole family will be hungry. As long as someone is hungry, the whole family will be hungry!"

    Yun Song was puzzled when he heard this, what kind of evil is this?

    He said: "Old man, isn't this very good? It just so happens that the whole family can have dinner together."

    "Really, he didn't tell the truth," Wang Youde said with a chuckle, "The 'suppressed' he said didn't mean eating, but wanting to have a bowel movement!"

    "As long as one person in the family wants to poop, the whole family will want to poop!"

    The hall roared with laughter.

    Only the old man was crying.

    Yun Song wondered what kind of evil this is?  He never heard of it.

    Xun Zhenzi looked on coldly, seeing him at a loss, he sneered, and jumped down with his long sleeves swung.

    The moment he landed, a pinch of black powder appeared in his hand, and he directly stuffed it into the old man's mouth and shouted: "Eat it!"

    The old man obediently opened his mouth to eat the black powder, and pinched his fingers to recite the mantra. The old man held his stomach and cried, "It hurts, ouch, it hurts! Daoist, stop chanting, stop chanting mantras!"

    Xun Zhenzi sank into the water and asked: "You have offended others, have you?"

    The old man said confusedly: "People live their whole lives, will they offend others intentionally or unintentionally, right? Daoist Priest, what's wrong with my family?"

    Xun Zhenzi looked at Yun Song.

    Yun Song pretended not to notice his eyes, looking at his nose and his nose at the chicken.

    You have to pretend to be casual.

    I don't agree with you.

    Xun Zhenzi snorted and looked at the people ahead.

    He stroked his beard and said: "Mr., if the poor guess is correct, your family has been bewitched!"

    The old man yelled in fright: "Ah? Someone has been sacked? What kind of grain? Paddy?"

    Seeing the other party's terrified reaction, Xun Zhenzi was about to nod triumphantly.

    As a result, the old man became depressed as soon as he finished speaking.

    Are you so ignorant!

    Wang Youde naturally knew the meaning of Gu, he said: "Old Zhao, it's a Gu! Your family has been poisoned!"

    Xun Zhenzi said solemnly: "That's right, your family was planted with a Gu worm. This Gu worm is called Mother and Child Gu!"

    "Besides, considering that your family has a lot of lives, your enemy should want to use the mother-child unity Gu, but the mother-child unity Gu is too powerful to hatch, and it will often hatch into the less powerful mother-child harmony Gu."

    "Mother and son Gu is not fatal, if it is Gu, the grass on your family's grave will be three feet high now!"

    Listening to his explanation, Yun Song subconsciously nodded.

    I see.

    ?As a result, Xun Zhenzi kept peeping at him with sidelight, and when he saw him nodding, he immediately said, "Young brother, do you know what's going on?"

    Yun Song's nodding just now is a habit he has developed in the classroom for many years in school. When the teacher reveals an answer, he nods thoughtfully.

    But that doesn't mean he understands what's going on.

    The other one also cooperated with Xun Zhenzi, but Xun Zhenzi only wanted to see his jokes, and seized the opportunity to embarrass him.

    Fortunately, Yunsong's head turned quickly, and the name of the Gu worm that Xun Zhenzi said had already revealed a lot of things, and with Zhao Laozi's words, he could analyze even more.

    He said: "Mother and son Gu is the same as everyone understands, and the focus is on 'same intestines'."

    "This kind of Gu worms can perceive in the same place, so if someone is hungry, others will also be hungry. Some people will turn around, and others will also turn around."

    Xun Zhenzi smiled and said: "Fu Sheng is the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, Junior Brother, don't pretend to understand. The meaning of turning your intestines is pain and anxiety in your heart, not that your intestines are turning back and forth!"

    Yun Song said indifferently: "The Xiaodao didn't say that the ileum turns round and round, which means the intestines turn back and forth. What the Xiaodao said is the feeling when you want to go to the latrine."

    "When you want to go to the latrine but can't, don't you feel pain and anxiety in your heart? If you do, isn't it a turnaround?"

    The applause sounded at the right time.

    Wang Youde applauded, and the townspeople also applauded.

    Xun Zhenzi flicked his sleeves in disdain, and said, "Slick tongue!"

    The old man Zhao Laolan was very touched by Yun Song's words, he nodded vigorously and said: "The priest is right, every time someone in my family wants to shit, the others want to shit too."

    "But there are eleven people in my family! How can we get around? So what we hold back every day is what the Taoist priest just said is called turning intestines?"

    &nIs a very powerful master, Pindao is not his opponent!  "

    "It's not that he doesn't have the ability to play mother-son-child unity-minded Gu, but he purposely played mother-child unity-hearted Gu to punish your whole family!"

    Knowing that he had suffered a crime but failed to solve the problem, Zhao Laolan sat down on the ground in despair, and slapped himself with a wave of his hand:

    "What crime did I do!"

    Yun Song couldn't bear to see it, he pulled Mr. Zhao up and said: "Actually, this Gu worm doesn't do that much harm to your family. Look, it makes you eat together. It's okay, right?"

    "But it also made us shit together!" Zhao Laolan said sadly, "It's okay to be hungry, this stomachache is unbearable!"

    Yun Song said: "Then this matter is easy to solve. Your family now has a hut, so the whole family needs to rob the hut."

    "What if you build more huts in your family? Wouldn't it be all right?"

    Zhao Laolan said: "The backyard of my house is so big, why build more huts? We have to set aside land to grow a la carte, this is the family's livelihood!"

    Yun Song said: "Living is nothing more than making money, so you can build more huts, clean them well, and then use the huts to do business."

    "Isn't there a big fair every three days in your town? When it comes to the fair, there are people who have no place to go to the latrine, right? You can charge them to come to your house to go to the latrine, urinate for one copper coin, and defecate for two copper coins, and make a living like this  Isn't it coming out?"

    Zhao Laolan was stunned.

    Others were also stunned.

    Wang Youde said in a low voice: "Renren, you don't know the situation in the town, you see that the people are poor"

    "You are so poor, you still spend money to go to the latrine, right?" Yun Song answered him directly.

    Wang Youde nodded hastily.

    Yun Song said: "So, the Zhao family's hut is aimed at the market vendors in the town."

    "No matter how bad it is, it can be like this. Many people here don't have huts. You build huts and allow big guys to come in on weekdays. When the time comes, collect money from people and sell them to farmers."

    He said to the crowd: "Fellow folks, please don't defecate anywhere in the future, it will cause diseases, and if you encounter a bad luck, it will even cause a big epidemic!"

    Wang Youde said cooperatively: "Yes, from now on, you will not be allowed to defecate anywhere, and you will be fined if you defecate anywhere again!"

    Yun Song shook his head: "Fine money is useless, you said it yourself, how can the common people have any money? In the future, if you catch those who defecate indiscriminately and confiscate their crime tools!"

    The common people who watched the excitement laughed one after another.

    Old Zhao scratched his head and said, "Hey, what the Taoist priest said makes sense, so it's really okay."

    He looked at Yun Song with complete confidence and said, "Master Daoist, you are really amazing!"

    Next to find Mako anxious.

    Zhao Laolan's words made him anxious. In addition, his vitality was seriously injured just now.
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