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Text 26. Yellow symbols in the toilet

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    The dinner changed from warm to cold.

    Yun Song started to eat depressed.

    Eat too much.

    As a result, my stomach hurts!

    Yun Song originally wanted to stand up, and then went to the latrine after returning to the Wang's mansion.

    After all, this kind of dinner in the hut is a bit out of the vanguard.

    He worked very hard to stand up and down, and finally reached the end of the meal, Gou Wenwu waved and said to keep the account.

    Yun Song stood up shyly and was about to leave.

    Gou Wenwu said generously again: "Come on, a theater troupe came to town the day before yesterday, let's go to the theater together!"

    Wang Youde is a good-for-nothing who is proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.

    His eyes lit up and he asked: "A troupe is here? Why didn't I know? How are the girls in it? Are they good-looking? Are they doing well?"

    He himself knew that what he said later was very indecent, so he pretended to be upright and smiled at Yun Song: "It makes real people laugh, the two of us have the same stink like this-wait a minute, where did the stink come from?"

    Yun Song hurriedly stopped the front of the Taoist robe that was shaking secretly, and asked with difficulty: "Aren't you really going to the theater?"

    Wang Youde said as a matter of course: "That's right!"

    "The girl in that theater troupe is amazing." Gou Wenwu smiled ambiguously.

    Yun Song was speechless.

    He took a deep breath and settled in his dantian, and said, "Fusheng is supreme, Xiaodao needs to go to the toilet!"

    The shop clerk took a step forward and said with a sneer: "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, our toilet is being repaired, and it will be repaired tomorrow, why don't you come back tomorrow?"

    Yun Song thinks he is an eloquent person.

    He rarely has nothing to say.

    But this time he has met an opponent, and what the shop waiter said made him nowhere to complain!

    It was Wang Youde who gave him a good idea: "Really, if you are in a hurry to go to the latrine, then go to the Gou Mansion, anyway, the Gou Mansion is right next to it."

    Gou Wenwu waved his hands hurriedly when his complexion changed.

    Yun Song's stomach gurgled, and he quickly held Gou Wenwu's hand and shouted, "I'm bringing trouble to Mr. Gou's family!"

    Yun Song hurried downstairs, rushed to the Gou Mansion, hurriedly opened the door and hurriedly asked: "Where is the hut?"

    People have three urgencies!

    A hero is hard to beat!

    The old man pointed to the west, and Yun Song rolled up his Taoist robe and ran over.

    Looking at his back, the old-fashioned seemed to suddenly think of something. He was about to shout, but Yun Song had disappeared.

    The hut in Gou Mansion is quite easy to find. Their family is big and sophisticated. There are three small rooms in the hut, which is a bit like a modern toilet.

    Yun Song has experience in going to the toilet. If there are multiple toilets lined up, you must go to the last toilet.

    According to the Shakipa-Houlai theory in psychology, people often have serious laziness in the toilet. If they can take one less step, they will not take one more step. If they can go to the first toilet, they will not go to the second one, so the last one  Toilets tend to be cleaner.

    Yun Song went straight to the last toilet, and stretched out his hand to open the door.

    It's really clean.

    So he squatted in comfortably.

    The machine guns in the front are firing, and the artillery fire in the back

    A group of Yunsong Zhengshuang suddenly realized one thing: I ran too fast, as if I forgot to bring paper!

    Just when he was panicking, footsteps sounded outside: "Tala, Tala, Tala"

    Some people walked over with their shoes on.

    Hearing this voice, Yun Song was overjoyed. He got sleepy and bought a pillow, got angry and bought bezoar. There was a shortage of toilet paper here, and someone came to the latrine.

    The sound of pulling shoes and walking came from far to near to the door of the hut, but then gradually faded away.

    Yun Song was in a hurry, and shouted: "Fusheng is the supreme god! Donors outside, hey, hey, don't go outside, can you hear me?"

    "day!"

    The sound of shuffling shoes was gone.

    Yun Song was depressed, and the voice came back to his ears.

    "Tala, Tala, Tala"

    Yun Song hurriedly shouted: "Don't go, Xiaodao is your master's guest, there will be no toilet paper here, do you have any extra toilet paper?"

    The footsteps stopped.

    There was no sound of speaking.

    Yun Song was waiting for him to feed the paper, when the sound of shuffling shoes sounded again!

    The sound went away and then approached, and then went away and continued to approach, like someone walking slowly back and forth with a broken shoe?Looking around vigilantly, a lifeless voice came from the pit below:

    "You are going to die!"

    As soon as the voice sounded, Yun Song took a look:

    Under the toilet is brightly lit, and a nigger covered in flames is looking up!

    Handyman!

    He suddenly understood what kind of opponent he had encountered.

    "Tianmu Weiqi Tan" records all kinds of ghosts in the world, and one of the most bizarre ghosts is the ghost who waits for convenience.

    According to the records in the book, this kind of ghosts are transformed after death by people who like to talk nonsense, talk nonsense, and slander. It may be because their mouths were smelly when they were alive, and they have to eat poop after death.

    What's worse is that not only do they have to eat poop to survive, but they also get angry from time to time.

    This fire is an internal fire. Although it burns, it has no effect on the outside world. It will only burn the handyman itself.

    Yun Song looked down and saw the ghost below was completely black but flaming, so he recognized its identity.

    The ghost looked up at him with a spiteful and proud smile, then stretched out his paws and crawled out: "I haven't eaten Yang Qi for a long time, hehe, let me take a bite, just take a bite, open your mouth, let me take a bite  "

    Seeing that the handyman was about to crawl out, Yun Song followed the trend and peed, wanting to give it a hard blow first.

    As a result, the handyman was not afraid of the boy peeing, and continued to crawl out with a cruel smile on his face.

    Seeing this, Yun Song got up and backed away, and when the ghost appeared, he swung the mahogany sword and slashed at it: "Monster, look - lying on the grass!"

    The servant ghost was covered in flames, and under the flames, there were platinum-gold Taoist runes shining on his dark skin.

    The mahogany sword was not afraid of slashing it, but instead opened its mouth and grabbed the sword body - this mahogany sword could not do anything to it!

    With the sword in his mouth, the handyman can still make a sound: "Little Taoist priest, I am not afraid of spells and magic tools, hehe."

    "You are going to die"

    Yun Song calmly let go of the mahogany sword, drew out the knife and cut open the belly of his finger.

    The crazy money is stained with blood!

    He knew that Luotoushi should be stronger than Sukuang, but Luotoushi's attack method is to chew with his mouth

    There is no doubt that you can't use your mouth to deal with potty ghosts, otherwise you will really eat shit.

    Fortunately, he just got some money from a headless ghost.

    In the narrow toilet, the handyman crawled out with a mahogany sword in his mouth and a smug smile on his face. Then he glanced at it, and a headless ghost appeared in front of him holding a big knife.

    what's the situation?

    The sinister smile on its face froze.  </div&gt
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