There was a big squint-eyed monster who secretly hung an extremely hard-to-find net among several trees. When the birds were enjoying themselves, he rushed out with his teeth and claws.
At first, the birds were not afraid, they laughed at this overwhelmed guy while flying, we have wings, we can fly, can you? Stupid human beings, who are already dying, dare to ride on the head of a bird to do their best
Oopsmy wingsOh my god, what the second aunt said is so right, human beings are simply scumbags, and they use such indecent tricks to deal with free birds!
No no, not only a bum, but also a devil. The big squint-eyed man actually took the bird alive, twisted its neck, ripped off its feathers, dug out its internal organs, cleaned it, put it in a big iron box and roasted it, and then ate it cruelly, even the ugliest crow !
No matter how the birds cursed, Hong Tao¡¯s great cause of catching birds has not been interrupted for a day. When there are many, three nets can catch more than 20 birds, and when there are few, there are seven or eight. The dishes are definitely enough.
But Hong Tao would rather not have this dish than fight wits with flat-haired beasts every day. But there is no way, as the number of human beings has decreased sharply, not only birds have invaded cities on a large scale, but almost all animals are gearing up and eager to try.
For example, a cat, or a stray cat. There used to be many stray cats living in Ditan Park, and many people came to feed them every day. Now that there are no people, the cats will not starve to death. They start hunting birds, catching mice, and then harassing people.
Hong Tao was more restrained in dealing with these guys who were more difficult to deal with than birds and had a certain aggressiveness. In order to deal with the mice in the circular fortification, I caught a few in a cage and planned to raise them again as domestic cats.
But he understands that the number of cats will increase significantly in a few years, and the losses caused by these birds will probably be no less than those caused by these birds. Moreover, cat meat cannot be eaten every day, which is neither tasty nor popular.
"I'm lyingcould this be the legendaryrabbit!" After chasing away the little bird that was about to peck holes in the shed, before Hong Tao could rush to count the spoils, he found another living thing under the shed. things.
It has white fur and is slightly bigger than a domestic cat. Its long ears hang down on both sides of its head. Its jet-black eyes are like two clothes buttons. The three-petal mouth that shows its identity best The die gnawed fiercely at the steel wire that bound the front legs.
Behind it, a half-foot-deep pit appeared where the greenhouse was buried in the soil. Needless to say, this guy secretly dug a hole to eat precious vegetable seedlings, but was caught by the steel wire sleeves laid by Hong Tao. Those sleeves were originally used to deal with cats.
Hong Tao was very satisfied with the result, catching cats was useless, but rabbits were useful. This thing reproduces quickly and is easy to raise. Apart from being a bit smelly, it is a good livestock.
"Fuck, you dare to bite me! Kid, you are going to turn into braised rabbit legs, hurry up and pray that you can catch a female tomorrow!" Grabbing the ear with one hand and the hind leg with the other, he carefully looked at the gender. .
The rabbit probably felt violated, and tried to nibble Hong Tao's hand with its big teeth bared, but was suddenly lifted up, but its front legs were still tied with steel wires, and the more it was pulled, the more painful it became, and the tossing soon stopped.
"Captain Hong, let go!" Just as Hong Tao was about to send the steel wire away, there was a crisp yell behind him, and then a big white rabbit rushed over and jumped at the rabbit with its teeth and claws.
"Hey, hey, there are some rules. I caught this, and you plan to snatch it alive!" Hong Tao quickly blocked the opponent's attempt with his body, and defended his capture with righteous words.
Shui Nanqin is also one of the early risers. Every day she gets up on time to go for a run with Hong Tao, and then exercise on the fitness equipment in the park.
In her words, she must become a female warrior as soon as possible, at least to protect herself from being dragged down. This view is very common in rescue teams, especially women who have experienced tragic experiences, and they will take the initiative to implement it without supervision. It's just that due to the difference in work and rest time caused by being on duty, some people can get up to exercise in the morning, while others can only exercise in the afternoon and evening.
?Besides, Shui Nanqin still had one thing in mind when she got up so early, to eat the birds that Hong Tao caught. I only eat pickles, kimchi, and canned food every day. Although there is no shortage of meat, the taste of canned food is definitely not as fragrant as roasted birds. Even crows that are not delicious are delicious.
"I won't eat roasted birds anymore!" But today Shui Nanqin decided to give up the delicious food and save the rabbit.
"Originally the bird is mine. It's for you to eat, not for you to eat! If this rabbit is roasted and eaten, and then brushed with some honey tsk tsk tsk, it can drink at least half a bottle!"
Hong Tao remained unmoved, still blocking the little girl with his body, turned around and pulled the steelHe took off the sleeves and held the rabbit ears up high, with that expression, as if the rabbit was already cooked.
"Don't bake itI'll wash your clothes for youfor a week!" Seeing the poor rabbit helpless in the hands of the man, Shui Nanqin's tears were about to fall. However, there are rules in the rescue team, and no one has the right to control personal items, including prey. If you want to get it, you can only exchange it.
"No need, your sister-in-law Chuqiu knows how to wash, cleans better than you, and can iron" Hong Tao shook his head, unmoved by this deal.
"Then, then I'll help you carry water, threetwice!" Shui Nanqin bit her lip and thought for a while, then offered a higher price. There is domestic water in the circular fortification, but it needs to be added manually.
The pressurized well that Hong Tao found was in the southwest corner of the park. Every time, he had to use an electric tricycle to pick up the water, pull it back and put it into the water tank.
"Hey hey the day before yesterday I won four water-carrying games at cards, so I don't need it in a short time. Xiao Shui, do you think it would taste better if you stewed it and put some sauerkraut and vermicelli in it? ?¡±
Hong Tao continued to shake his head, not bragging, whether playing mahjong, cards, chess, or Go, the rescue team currently has no opponents. Coupled with his superb card-stealing and card-changing skills, he really can win if he wants to. In order to prevent no one from betting with me, I only lose a few times from time to time, but in conclusion, I lose less and win more.
"Okay, I'll help you dig out the dung, the second time, it's finally over!" Seeing that the little rabbit was already kicking its legs after being grabbed by its ears, Shui Nanqin was really heartbroken. Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, he gave the highest offer!
It is indeed the highest. One in the rescue team counts as one. No one is willing to do this job. Usually, they don¡¯t bet on this project when they play cards. What is this called? This is a commodity with a price but no market!
"Three times! You dig three times for me. Not only will I give you a rabbit, but I will also help you find a cage. Don't say you don't need a cage. This thing digs holes very well. Look, I'll come twenty minutes later. The one in the shed The seedlings are basically all eaten by him." The goods are in short supply, and Hong Tao must be in short supply, so he was immediately tempted. But still not satisfied with the price, began to bargain.
"Don't do it, I will find the cage myself!" Shui Nanqin is not stupid, a broken cage is worth a lot of shit. Many families have dogs, and there are not a few of them with cages. Every time I go to collect supplies nearby, I will meet them. Even if he didn't catch up, just find someone to call him big brother.
"Hey hey hey, look, it's a male, how lonely it is alone. I promise you that I will catch a female next time, and I will give it to you with just one digging. How about it, you can make a pair and have a baby As for the rabbit, think again."
A female high school hero like Zhou Yuan was plotted to death by Hong Tao, and Shui Nanqin obviously couldn't escape the clutches. This is a chain transaction, although it is a futures, it is very attractive.
In the end, Shui Nanqin gave in, and obediently paid three times to dig out manure in exchange for the life of the little rabbit, with an iron cage and a female rabbit that could be caught.
It wasn't until she followed Hong Tao to the Zhai Palace to get the cages that she realized that there were seven or eight cages piled up here, all of which were used to hold dogs. The fate of those dogs was much worse than that of rabbits. They were all experimented on by Huran, and then burned to the bone ashes.
But Shui Nanqin didn't work for the fate of the dogs even once. Now the pet dogs in the city are almost a disaster. They wander around in groups, not cute at all, they look like gangsters.