I heard from the neighbors that the landlord is already in his fifties, and Zhang Ke also calls him Grandpa when they meet. Could it be because of that? Otherwise, why would you make such a joke?
Chu Qiu still has a little confidence in her appearance and body. Whether it is a colleague, leader, or outside client, as long as he is a man, whoever sees himself is not bright, and there are various hints every day and every month, most of which are better than the landlord's conditions. The reason why he is a bachelor, maybe there is something wrong with it!
Regardless of whether human beings are cheering for dominance of the earth or hovering on the brink of extinction, the sun is always so calm. It will never be late when it should come out, and it will never work overtime when it should set.
When the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminated the sky, the birds immediately started their regular meeting on the grape trellis. Their topic today is whether the grapes are ripe or not. After arguing for a long time with no results, they finally decided to draw lots and send two birds to taste it!
"Get out!" It's a pity that the damn big man came again, and besides scolding the bird, he also threw a slipper over. The little birds who have been insulted like this are not vegetarians either, they flew to the roof one after another, pouted their buttocks, let you scold us! Let you stop us from eating grapes! Let's try Bird Master's papa!
Hong Tao still woke up naturally, but his body was a little sour. I moved ten gas tanks in a row last night, and my muscles were a little strained. I wanted to get back into the cage again, but I didn't want the bird to chirp endlessly.
Let's just get up, but as soon as I walked to the yard and hadn't finished stretching, a puddle of bird droppings hit my forehead. That is to say, the reaction is fast, but if you shrink your neck a little slower, it will fall into your mouth!
If you want to say who is the most annoying on weekdays, it is not the gossip who talks about people behind the scenes, nor the neighbors who pretend to be confused, but these seemingly harmless birds. They are so good at pulling and pulling around.
It doesn't matter if you pull it to the roof or the yard. You said that you just wanted to dry the quilt, but when you turned around, there was a pool of bird droppings. The pot had just been set up, and the water hadn't boiled yet, and then another lump of bird droppings fell out. This time, don¡¯t use red oil or clear soup, just change to bird¡¯s flat hot pot.
This is not the most annoying thing, at least I can hide, the big deal is to hang the quilt under the corridor and put up a canopy in the middle of the yard. But the car has no place to hide, and it can be parked several times a day, and it is basically impossible to see it after a week.
The ones that eat grapes, pomegranates, jujubes, and persimmons come in all colors, and they are especially difficult to wash. But you have to wash it, the paint surface will be corroded after a long time.
"Damnyou bastard, don't fly if you can!" Hong Tao turned his head back to the living room, took out a slingshot and steel balls from his pants pocket, and aimed at the culprit who was falling on the roof of the east building. No one can save you now, what kind of protection law, just die!
"Damn, what is this for Zombies also have a morning meeting?" But the steel ball was not fired, and the slingshot was slowly lowered. It was none other than the zombies that let the little bird escape!
The four-story building on the east side is a scientific research unit, and there are not many employees, and there are only dozens of people who work on weekdays. Ordinarily, the onset time was in the middle of the night, so there shouldn't be anyone here, but at this time, there were four people standing upright behind the southeast glass window on the fourth floor No, it should be four zombies.
They all look very weird, they all open their bodies, as if they want to hug someone, their heads are raised slightly, and they seem to be praying, very devout, motionless!
In order to find out what the zombies were doing, Hong Tao hurriedly put on his clothes and shoes, set up a ladder without even washing his face, and went up to the roof of the east room with a telescope, wanting to magnify it for a closer look.
"Grandpa Hong, what did you find?" Zhang Ke and Chu Qiu had to wake up even if they didn't want to because of his torment. When they left the house, they saw the landlord standing on the roof, holding up the binoculars and stretching their necks. It's very abnormal. .
"Come, come, come up and help me see, what are they doing?" Hong Tao didn't turn his head and put down his binoculars, still staring at the zombies on the fourth floor.
"Hey, be careful, watch out for slippery feet" Chu Qiu definitely didn't dare to go on the roof, not because he didn't dare to go on the roof, but because he didn't dare to go on such a sloped roof. But she didn't catch Zhang Ke and climbed up the ladder. In a hurry, she stomped her feet and gave instructions.
"The one in the middle is Grandpa Qin in the reception roomthe ones next to him are all security guards!" Zhang Ke didn't go up to the room very neatly, but he was bold enough to climb up to the ridge with all his hands and feet. He didn't dare to stand like Hong Tao, but Riding on a seat, I took a telescope to look at it, and it was really not in vain.
"I didn't know it was old man Qin, I was asking what they were doing!"
Hong Tao impatiently grabbed the binoculars and continued to observe. Apart from trying to figure out what the zombies were doing, he also wanted to know how they got up. Could it be that zombies have really evolved? Will they go up the stairs independently? Or is it chasing and biting someone? But in the past two days, I haven't heard any cries for help from the building next door.?
"Wowwow" Suddenly, there was another sound of glass shattering in the distance, which made Hong Tao shiver.
"Okay, it seems to be over there" Zhang Ke also heard it, his face was pale, and he pointed to the back of the north room and stammered.
"Hurry up and get down!" Behind the north house should be the courtyard where Sangou's family lives, and it was originally planned to clean it up today. As long as the yard is cleaned up, there will be no zombies in the circle of my own yard.
But before I went there, there was movement in the yard, if it didn't work, I had to go and have a look. After knocking Zhang Ke down, Hong Tao grabbed the ladder and lifted it up section by section, placed it horizontally between the two roofs, and walked along the ladder to the roof of the north room.
This trick was learned from a snitch who was killed by him in his life. As long as the ladder is strong enough, this large flat X housing area can be tall and tall, and it is no problem to walk all the way to the second ring road.
"Damn this is going crazy!" Hong Tao couldn't help cursing as soon as he poked his head out from the ridge of the north roof. The backyard was already in chaos, almost all the places with glass were broken, and dozens of zombies were crawling out of the house in various postures, hitting the guardrail desperately.
The ones with good positions and fast movements have already crawled out, but they didn't walk around, but moved slowly, as if they were queuing up. No, the team is too crooked and scattered, but they are indeed moving, as if they are looking for a certain position on the ground.
"Is there a leader coming to inspect? This matter should go to the square, and it doesn't matter if you come here to meet the aliens? You guys don't know how to see that I am doing well, you have to come down to PK yourself!" Hong Tao said. With his head retracted, he lay on the roof and pondered for a while, really puzzled.
"No waycould it be solar energy!" Just as he inadvertently glanced at the sky, his small eyes suddenly widened and immediately narrowed again. The reddish fireball in the east has been replaced by the bright sun, and it is emitting thousands of rays of light at this time, making people afraid to look directly at it.
"It's over, it's over, this time I'm really stupid. You say that I eat whole grains, how can I spend time with solar zombies!" Almost cried out in the blink of an eye.
Just now I thought the zombies were disorganized, but looking at it now, Tai Nima has a method. The zombies moved for a long time, not waiting for the leader to review, nor forming a formation, but occupying the place with the most sunshine.
All the zombies that came out of the east and south rooms were moved to the north and west sides of the yard, and they stretched their arms and raised their heads slightly like those on the fourth floor. This is not about hugging anyone, let alone praying, but about increasing the sunbathing area!
"Brother Hong, your complexion is not very good" Chu Qiu and Zhang Ke had been waiting below, even if Hong Tao didn't say anything, he could feel the atmosphere was a bit depressed from the expression on his face.
"Don't make breakfast, hot milk and bread to make do with it!" Hong Tao put the ladder away and took a deep breath.
"If my guess is correct, the way zombies absorb energy is the sunCome on, early autumn, help me release early summer, let's try it out!"
So whether my analysis is right or not, I must be cautious about this matter, and I can't make wild guesses when the wind is the rain. Fortunately, we can do experiments. Isn¡¯t there a zombie locked in the Westinghouse utility room?