"It seems that pig blood and wine are really effective." A group of ministers from the Yue Kingdom were extremely excited, and once again saved the great Yue Emperor Hu Xueting, they should build a memorial archway for pig blood and wine.
"Come on, record!" Hu Xueting said, get out the salt water bottle first, at least next time you don't have to drink it to make your stomach swell, and the effect is extremely poor. She regretted it so much, what kind of hot air balloon is she doing? If she wants to do it, she should do medicine first! Hot air balloons are just convenient for travel, and medicine can save your life! This time I didn't die because I was lucky enough to explode. I have used up my luck in this life, and I will definitely burp next time. It is not too late to make up for it. A whole set of surgical procedures must be developed immediately.
"DisinfectionMasksWhite clothesNeedles" Hu Xueting recalled attentively. He didn't know anything about medicine, and his only knowledge came from the experience of going to the hospital. There are some reasons why alcohol is used for disinfection, and why doctors wear white coats. It is hard to figure out, but Hu Xueting dare not modify the rules of modern medicine in the 21st century. He thinks he is smart and modifies the standards indiscriminately , and then there are many things that almost cause trouble. Amateur rookies think that they can hang and beat professionals, so they can only figure it out. Just why the handrail of the escalator is slightly faster than the escalator, countless laymen can't figure out the reason. Hu Xueting has made up his mind to copy all the advanced experience of the 21st century, regardless of the reasons or consequences, just plagiarize, laymen and rookies must not adjust professional ones.
"This How can a needle have holes" Aoi Chuuxue raised her hand. It is easy to make a needle, but it is not so easy to make a hole in the needle.
"This is your problem, discuss it with the old craftsman." Hu Xueting waved calmly, it is great to be the emperor, no need to explain. Kui Chuuxue pouted and backed away, quietly looking at Xiao Xuelan vigorously, your sister must have gone crazy again.
Xiao Xuelan just threw herself on Hu Xueting, grinning foolishly.
Several doctors walked in cautiously, and stood aside for a long time without daring to speak. Hu Xueting looked at them: "What's the matter?" Yang Xuan glared at her with a kinder attitude! This is a famous doctor that he spent a lot of effort to mobilize! All of them have beards. This is the famous doctor who has been hanging the pot to help the world all his life, and there are countless living people, and there are countless pennants like Sai Bian Que and Hua Tuo in the medicine shop.
Several doctors became more careful. They looked at each other awkwardly for a long time, and finally someone smiled and said, "My lordthe wounds on your body have rotted fleshthisdo you want to"
Hu Xueting understands, isn't it just cutting off carrion? This was the only way she could think of when there was no anti-inflammatory and bactericidal drugs.
"Just cut it, I have no problem." Hu Xueting waved his hand, and a group of doctors must have been a little frightened when they moved their knives at the emperor. "Be more courageous, as long as I don't die, you don't need to pay for your life."
Conscience of heaven and earth, Hu Xueting has been very honest in front of doctors in two lifetimes, and he does what the doctor says. When he said this, he didn't have the slightest intention to make a fuss about the doctor. He just wanted to make a joke and relax. She opened her eyes and jumped up and down. A group of doctors don't have to worry about belching just because they cut a piece of rotten meat. But this untimely sentence almost confirmed that Hu Xueting was a medical troublemaker, and the doctors were so trembling that people couldn't stand it.
Yang Xuan glared at Hu Xueting with a sense of reproach, can the emperor just make a joke? It seemed that the doctors were so frightened that they almost fainted.
"Don't be afraid, she's just talking nonsense." Yang Xuangan said softly to the doctors. Several doctors hastily squeezed out smiles, His Majesty the Emperor of Chu is giving steps, believe it or not, you must smile.
A few doctors carefully unwrapped the gauze for Hu Xueting, looking at the pile of carrion, the hands of the chief surgeon immediately trembled, and a few assistant doctors stared at the chief surgeon, bro, open your eyes wide, the emperor in front of you You are a well-known tyrant and stupid emperor. If you faint now, you will be dragged out and beheaded for refusing to treat the emperor. The chief surgeon took a deep breath, but it didn't work, so he simply pulled away and punched all the way, and finally calmed down.
He smiled and said: "I'm fine, I can start now." After a look, dozens of swords were pointed at his nose, and a group of soldiers stared at him fiercely. Xiao Xuelan even took the sword and opened his arms to protect him. If Hu Xueting is killed, he will be chopped down at any time.
"Paji!" The chief surgeon fainted.
Before the rest of the assistant doctors could faint, they were frightened by Yang Xuangan's eyes: "A bunch of trash, don't dare to do minor surgery? Change!" Fortunately, there are so many assistant doctors here, and all of them are famous doctors. It can be done.
A group of auxiliary doctors burst into tears: "My lord! We are not professional!" Putting aside the factor of daring to operate on the emperor, which tempers one's will and the whole family's head, a group of doctors have no confidence in their technical level.
"This old man has only prescribed medicines for people in his life, and has never had a knife!"??Two tears fell down.
"Why didn't I just pray to God, so that the emperor of Dai Viet was struck by lightning? Why didn't I pray to God, and the emperor of Dai Viet died of a serious illness? Why didn't I pray to God, and the emperor of Dai Viet fell off his horse and died?" Lucky 13's voice became louder and louder, until the last sentence was almost roaring.
"Calm down, my friend." The Frankish king handed over another glass of wine. Seeing the emperor of Byzantium lose his composure, it is really memorable. If this kind of useless bastard is the emperor of Byzantium for a few more years, Byzantium will definitely be finished.
Lucky 13 said: "I prayed to God, but God didn't respond to me, the emperor of Dai Viet is still alive."
A group of Europa buddies shrugged, obviously.
"I think it's my luck that has run out." Lucky 13 said flatly, everyone knows that luck will be used up, and good luck depends on accumulation.
"I'm here because I want you to give me all your luck. I want to make another wish to God. The lucky value of 13 should not be used for rain or lottery. It should make the emperor of Dai Viet choke to death when eating and drink water." Die." Lucky 13 has gone through hardships and finally opened up a new way to use luck.
King Frank and a group of Europa friends glanced at each other. It was obviously an extremely ridiculous thing, but why was there a chill on their backs.
"How do you think we will give you luck?" King Frank asked, giving luck to such a thing as never to think about it, but now following the topic of Lucky 13, which is obviously abnormal, can calm down Lucky 13's nerves, at least let He felt that the friends were willing to cooperate and not use any extreme behavior.
"My method is very" A dagger slipped out of the sleeve of Lucky 13's gorgeous court attire. "¡¡Simple."
A group of Europa kings and envoys looked at Lucky 13 in horror, crazy, this guy is really crazy!
"Even if you kill us, you won't be able to leave Paris alive." The Frankish King said loudly, slowly moving towards the heavy door.
"I don't need to leave Paris." Lucky 13 smiled.
Outside the house, there was a sudden thunder, and the thick lightning illuminated Lucky 13's face.
"Ah!" The screams and the sound of fighting resounded fiercely in the room.
The guards outside the room finally heard something unusual, pushed the door open and entered the direction, but saw corpses all over the room, Lucky 13 was kneeling on the ground covered in blood, his head was smashed, and a stool leg was inserted into his back, but Lucky 13's face was filled with joy.
"Great God, I am lucky 13! I beg you with all my luck and life, let the emperor of Dai Viet die immediately!"
The thunder grew louder, and bolts of lightning fell from the sky, illuminating the whole of Paris.
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ps: This Qixi Festival to give back to old readers and add more
Note 1. Asphalt cures diseases, hoards goods, and Arabs sell mummies and fake asphalt. These are all historical events, but the time point is somewhat vague. Seeing that this magical medicine lasted until the 18th century, the starting time should not be in 7 century, and more likely in the 11th century, here advances the time¡ª¡ª
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