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    It was quiet in Tucheng, and 30,000 people watched the pigs scurrying around in the field, and a group of people hurriedly caught the pigs.  The gap between expectations and reality is too large, and the people of Da Sui Dynasty do not know what words and expressions to use to express the countless grass mud horses in their hearts.

    "Look, what are they doing?" Some viewers saw Li Hun with a red nose and Hu Xueting with half of his body covered in mud staring at each other, and then slowly approached.  Before changing to a stick of incense, there is no need to ask "what are you doing?" Two people who are going to die and make the whole world watch the fun, holding swords in their hands, meet in the arena, what will be the result?  Of course it's king against king, never ending.  It's a pity that after seeing a group of pigs running around, the audience who had a deep understanding of the pig-riding battle had opposite guesses about the scene in front of them.

    "Anyway, they will never fight." Some viewers murmured.

    Under the watchful eyes of 30,000 spectators, Li Hun threw away the sword in his hand and spread out his hands, showing no hostility. Hu Xueting grinned, idiot!  Hack him!  Draw the sword, the damn sword is gone!  Where did it go?  Seeing dozens of pigs running around, Hu Xueting hastily smiled peacefully and spread his hands.

    Li Hun opened his mouth, wanting to speak.  Yang Xuan galloped over and stopped him severely: "Negotiations between the dueling parties are prohibited!"

    Numerous audience nodded, Yang Xuangan's voice was really loud, in such a big city, everyone could hear his voice.  Look, Li Hun opened his mouth to say something, but no one heard him.

    "Can't hear you!" Someone yelled, and countless audience members shouted, "Can't hear you!"

    To the audience's complaints, Yang Xuangan had a solution, waved his hand, and dozens of Youyi guards came out and ran to Yang Xuangan's side.

    "The old man believes that we must use more practical combat rules to resolve our grievances." Li Hun said.

    Dozens of Youyi guards yelled in unison: "The old man thinks" The 30,000 spectators nodded vigorously, and finally heard it, great.  As for not being the original sound, but a dubbed version, does that have anything to do with it?  I am used to relying on translation when listening to the magistrate's speech, who cares whether it is the original voice or not.

    After a short discussion, Li Hun and Hu Xueting unanimously agreed to distance themselves, and each side sent out 20 pig-riding warriors to fight bloody battles with weapons. Considering that the cavalry killed the infantry in seconds on the battlefield, if any of the pig-riding warriors on both sides of the duel would ride  If the technique is not good, if you fall directly into the pig, you will be judged dead.

    Countless viewers were very excited after listening to the discussion. Although the duel process looked a little weird, at least the result was bloody.

    Thanks to the countless guards escorting the field, they easily caught the running pigs. The forty pig-riding warriors used the most gentle attitude to care for small animals and pigs, and carefully drove them to their respective positions.

    The two main generals did not participate in the battle, and encouraged the pig-riding warriors from the rear: "You are the best!" "Kill them all!"

    "Get ready!" Yang Xuangan raised his hand, and the 30,000 spectators held their breath. The next moment, flesh and blood were about to fly.

    Forty pig-riding warriors proudly mounted the pig and raised their swords.

    "Start!" Yang Xuan waved his hand vigorously.

    Forty pig-riding warriors grinned: "Kill!"

    Only five pigs ran out, and at least thirty-five pig-riding warriors stood still. The pigs that ran out were also very cowardly, instead of charging at the enemy, they ran towards the mud pond.  The pig-riding warriors were extremely embarrassed and shouted angrily: "Drive! Drive! Damn it, you ran away!" These pigs are so disobedient!

    A pig-riding warrior got angry and slapped the pig's butt: "Drive!"

    "Plop!" Amidst the cry of the pig, the pig ran away, and it was time for the pig-riding warrior to fall to the ground.

    "You died in battle!" Yang Xuan's cold voice spread throughout Tucheng, and many people felt chills in their hearts. What will happen next?

    The pig-riding warrior who fell into the pig looked at the people around him sadly, and the people around him also looked at him sadly: "Old Huang!" "Brother Huang!"

    Lao Huang, the pig-riding warrior who fell into the pig, looked at his companions in misery, and then at tens of thousands of spectators. He raised his head, looked at the sun in the sky, and slowly closed his eyes: "The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone forever."  Return!" Slowly raised the long sword in his hand and put it on his neck.

    Thirty thousand viewers stared at Lao Huang, his heart beat violently, or stopped beating altogether.

    "No way, this is death in battle?" Some people's lips turned white, and they never thought that the first death in the speechless pig-riding battle would be in this way.

    Lao Huang stood still for a few seconds, and suddenly pulled the sword on his neck. With the pull of the sword, his whole body violently rolled and fell down, and fell into the mud, motionless.

    "ah!"??" Hu Xueting said, "Be honest and fight to the death.  "For a game, breaking seventeen or eighteen bones is a disease of the brain.

    The Danyang County Elderly Group obediently took the initiative to kill the pigs, and all the "sugar" in the Danyang County warehouse was destroyed.

    Several pig-riding warriors from Yangzhou held a bag of "salt" in their arms each, and looked at Xiao Xuelan viciously. If you have the ability, come here. We have more numbers than you. If the time is up, we will win.

    "Shameless, so shameless!" Hu Xueting roared angrily, then straightened his face, adjusted his clothes, and protested solemnly: "Yangzhou pig-riding warriors have no fighting intentions, they are wretched and avoid fighting.  There can be no such cowards, please kill them to set the record straight."

    Yang Xuan coughed violently and winked fiercely. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he couldn't do so excessively.

    Li Hun laughed loudly: "This is a turtle shell tactic!" The old man is just a turtle, what can you do to me?

    Hu Xueting glared: "Shameless!"

    Li Hun glanced at Hu Xueting, and then at Xiao Xuelan, who was riding a pig and wandering dryly in the arena: "Don't say I won't give you a chance. The old man sent someone to confront your sister. If your sister wins, we will win."  Just throw in the towel."

    The 30,000 viewers listened with contempt, did Li Hun deliberately give points to Hu Xueting?  Who hasn't seen that Xiao Xuelan can fly a pig? In a head-to-head collision, Xiao Xuelan must win.

    "According to my statistics, as long as there is a desperate situation, the side with residual blood will definitely be able to kill the side with thick blood." A light flashed in the corner of a certain young scholar's eyes.  , the weaker side will definitely be able to fight back!  As Hu Xueting's younger sister, Xiao Xuelan must have her super strength, and she will definitely be able to give Hu Xueting the greatest help at the most critical moment.

    "Hu Xueting's younger sister will hold Hu Xueting with a face full of blood, smiling and saying, 'Sister, I won.' Then she will faint.  I owe her all." Another young scholar sneered, this kind of bloody thing is too common.

    In the arena, Hu Xueting said without hesitation: "Bump me! I admit defeat." Smiling and waving to Xiao Xuelan: "Xuelan, be good, come and eat cakes."

    Xiao Xuelan happily drove the pig and ran to Hu Xueting: "Sister, I want glutinous rice cakes."

    "No! Sticky teeth!" Hu Xueting refused.

    Xiaoxuelan rolled over: "I want glutinous rice cakes!" Hu Xueting refused to beat him to death, who would cry when his teeth were decayed?

    "I don't like my sister anymore!" Xiao Xuelan cried loudly.

    "If you don't like it, pull it down. If you don't have something to eat, you don't have anything to eat." Hu Xueting stood firm and would never be moved by the little girl's crying.

    "That's the end?" The 30,000 viewers were angry, thinking that after waiting for a long time, there was finally a hot-blooded and black-blooded scene, but it was gone?

    "Refund!" "Despicable!" "We want to see bloodshed!" "We want to see beating!"

    Hu Xueting winked at Li Hun earnestly. The difference in tastes is too far away. The common people don't like variety shows. Do you want to end it earlier?  The popular program 1400 years later was copied mechanically, and it really failed shamefully.

    Li Hun squinted at Hu Xueting, and took ten thousand taels of silver from the old man, wanting to end it?  dream!  You have to see clearly who the old man's target is!  The old man just wants to make the emperor, queen and other ministers happy, so those people are not the old man's business?

    "We want to guide Da Sui Dynasty's cultural and entertainment projects." Li Hun said solemnly, "There is a long way to go, don't be discouraged."

    Hu Xueting turned to look at the clamoring 30,000 spectators, and nodded vigorously: "It must be delayed for two days, otherwise what about the food and accommodation?" At least until dark, I don't believe that these people can leave Danyang overnight.

    "No!" Hu Xueting's face was grim, "Come here, notify all exits in Danyang County, close the passages, allow entry and no exit!" Even if you want to leave Danyang overnight, you will never be given a chance.

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    ps: Note 1. Borrowing from "the joke of the President of the United States on the restaurant's food evaluation".  The general idea is as follows:

    One day the President of the United States went to a restaurant on Wall Street. The owner of the restaurant politely asked how the taste was. The President of the United States politely responded: "It tastes very good."  Good five course".  The restaurant is brimming with business, and everyone wants to know what the president of the United States likes to eat.

    The second time, the President of the United States went to the restaurant to eat again. The owner of the restaurant asked again.  Five-course meal." The restaurant was bursting with business, and everyone wanted to know what the dishes the President of the United States didn't like tasted like.

    For the third time, after the President of the United States finished eating, no matter how the restaurant owner asked, he did not say a word.  The next day, the restaurant launched the latest signature dish, marked in large characters: "The five dishes that the President of the United States has eaten and cannot be evaluated." The restaurant's business was once again bursting.

    ? 2018.11.17. 19:26 Thanks to the reader "Mist Ji" for catching bugs.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)What a taste.

    For the third time, after the President of the United States finished eating, no matter how the restaurant owner asked, he did not say a word.  The next day, the restaurant launched the latest signature dish, marked in large characters: "The five dishes that the President of the United States has eaten and cannot be evaluated." The restaurant's business was once again bursting.

    ? 2018.11.17. 19:26 Thanks to the reader "Mist Ji" for catching bugs.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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