Li Kun imagined countless scenarios for the moment when the big secret was revealed.
For example, Hu Xueting was so frightened that he fell to the ground with a chair, got up in panic and asked, only showing his head on the desk, tremblingly asked: "Really?"
For example, Hu Xueting looked at him suspiciously, with disbelief on his face: "You can tell such a lie?"
For example, Hu Xueting's strong appearance was destroyed, trembling all over, tears splashed, and shouted: "Mom, mom!"
For example, Hu Xueting pretended to be very calm and said, "A small thief, come and kill as many as you want", but in fact, her trembling hands or feet betrayed her heart, and the tea bowl in her hand was about to shake out half a bowl of water
These scenes are all within Li Kun's estimation, and he has prepared a perfect corresponding method. All kinds of aura, acting skills, appearance, golden sentences, milk powder, and chicken soup have all been considered, but Hu Xueting will not be considered. An understatement: "I know."
Li Kun didn't have time to retract the expression that had been squeezed out of his face. In fact, the expression of a wise man who was invisible under the pig's head was staring at Hu Xueting, lest Hu Xueting misread the bloody words, or suddenly lost his mind and couldn't read the words. , or did not understand the seriousness of the problem enough, he said slowly and in detail: "One of the biggest bandits in the south of the Yangtze River. Call all the robbers, bandits, thieves, hooligans, hooligans, flower pickers, murderers, black shop owners, and fugitives in the entire Jiangnan, there are at least tens of thousands of people in total, and decide to besiege Danyang County on the fifth day of next month All the money, goods, cattle and sheep, beauties, and the top-secret news about killing all men, women, old people and children who dare to resist, you know?" At the critical moment, the mouth, tongue, and vocal cords were unexpectedly strong, and the originally vague voice was unexpectedly clear.
"Of course." Hu Xueting was amazed, is there anyone who doesn't know about this kind of bad street news?
Li Kun stared fiercely at Hu Xueting's eyes, without blinking, hoping to see a trace of pretending to know, pretending to understand, pretending to understand, etc., but only saw contempt.
"You really know! How could you know! How could you deserve to know! How could you know!" Li Kun was furious. Throughout the history of the world, he has never seen such a shameless, ignorant and boring county captain!
Horse eggs! It's so uncooperative!
Every time the gears turn, all the government officials, all the high-ranking and powerful people must be idiots supporting roles, and they must know nothing. The background board only needs to be shocked and make a fool of yourself. Why are you so well-informed? Can you know that you deserve to know what you should know? Now that you know these plots, how should I, the son of the Heavenly Wizards Plane, express my importance and uniqueness?
Facing such a dogshit county captain who didn't follow the script, Li Kun was at a loss for a second, and immediately thought of the truth.
damn it! There are other green forest heroes who betrayed the green forest! It's just too shameless! As a green forest hero, even if he commits murder, arson, rape, and cannibalism, there are still traitors who think that this guy is loyal enough and a hero. Eagle dog, shameless for all martial arts people and green forest people! As a hero of the green forest, he must not have a good relationship with the government. This is the iron law.
Li Kun's contempt and anger reached the extreme, there is such a scumbag who has no morals and no morals in the world, and dares to take his chance!
Then, a wave of sadness, regret, anger, dissatisfaction, and despair emerged from my heart, quickly replacing all other emotions. He shouldn't have been on the road for such a long time. If he got the news, stayed overnight at Xiaoxing, traveled day and night, non-stop, wearing stars and moons, he would definitely be able to sell the green forest before that shameless traitor who sold the green forest.
"I actually missed the opportunity that God gave me?" Li Kun's heart was fluttering, and he felt that this life had been ruined in his own hands. Too lazy to kill people! The eyes suddenly became fierce again, staring at the people around Hu Xueting, which one is the traitor who betrayed the green forest and robbed him of his chance?
"Come here, drive out this guy who announced the news that everyone knows." Hu Xueting looked around and there was a large group of people complaining, and he had no time to entangle with this guy who didn't know the news.
Li Kun was dragged out by two yamen servants, and suddenly realized, "Everyone knows the news"? He dazedly thought of a question worse than Hu Xueting knowing the big secret. He turned his head slowly, his stiff neck creaked, and finally faced the broad masses of people: "Do you also know?"
The beautiful woman disguised as a man looked at Li Kun and nodded slowly, her eyes full of sympathy; a group of righteous friends nodded happily, and the corners of their mouths could not conceal the joy of the New Year; point of?? became red, and stared at Zhao Cuihua: "You are not the prince's daughter, why do you disguise yourself as a man? Don't you know that all the beauties who disguise themselves as men are the prince's daughter and the emperor's princess?"
Zhao Cuihua's face was ashen, and she also stared at Li Kun: "You are not the prince's son, the emperor's prince, why do you wear a beggar's clothes, have a clean face, eat in a restaurant, and have no common sense? You don't know Wearing a beggar's clothes, with a clean face, eating in a restaurant, Mao's common sense doesn't understand, are all princes, emperors and princes?"
Li Kun turned his head slowly and looked at the rest of the righteous friends. The faces of a group of righteous friends were blue, red or black with anger.
"You are not the son of the general, why do you pretend to be brave? Don't you know that is the line of the son of the general?" The fat and righteous little friend looked at the tall little friend.
The tall friend looked at another friend: "You are not the prime minister's son, why do you pretend to be talented and look down on Zhang Zhenzhou and Hu Xueting? Don't you know that it is the right of the prime minister's son to dare to call the court officials by their names?"
Li Kun closed his eyes in pain, thinking that he was the only one who wanted to find opportunities in the world, that he was the only one who could see through the differences of others at a glance, that he was finally going to ascend to the sky in one step, that there was an emperor, a little brother, and a princess Unexpectedly, the little daughter-in-law is just a group of second-year playboys.
"People are tough!" Li Kun sighed in pain.
"People are hard to break down." The mutual complaints were heard, and the sighs continued in the room.
"Hey! Let go of your hands!" Zhao Cuihua glared at Li Kun viciously, and pulled her hands vigorously. The old lady tried her best to disguise herself as a man, but it was obvious that she was trying to catch the prince, prince, prince, and emperor. Your family property is similar to that of my old lady. She looks average, but still wants to hold my mother's hand and take advantage of her? dream!
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? 2018.10.30 18:20 Corrected typos and added words. Thanks to the reader "She Buji" for catching bugs. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com