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Yamen servants across the ages

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    Under the strange and chilling distraction, the people of Danyang County clearly realized that cheating would not work in front of magistrate Hu, who can deal with ghosts and gods.  If it is too high and the success rate is too low, rationality will automatically return, and the crazy "be brave activities" will quickly cool down.

    "Alas, I missed the most important opportunity in life." Many people sighed, and then those who should be farming, those who should work part-time, must make up for the work that was delayed by looking for thieves everywhere.  Life has to go on, and what happened in the past few days can at least tell a story for a lifetime.

    A middle-aged man sat in the room thinking for a long time, and turned out all the Pai Gow dice at home.  The wives and children turn a blind eye, the slow farming society has too much free time, the situation of gambling with two hands is very common, everyone has some gadgets.  "Don't play too much." The wife just told me as usual, it's okay to play with a little play to kill time, if you go bankrupt because of this, then you have a mental illness.

    The man glanced at his wife, and threw the Pai Gow dice into the stove. With the sound of crackling, the flames in the stove immediately ignited.  On the contrary, the wife was surprised: "These things are very expensive, why did you burn them?" You don't want to buy more expensive and better ones, do you?

    The man shook his head and said to his children: "From today on, come and practice martial arts with me when you have time!" Even if you don't have the money to learn from a master, you can carry iron chains, squat on horseback, run and punch.  The family looked at the man blankly, not knowing what he was going to do.  The man turned his head to look around, lowered his voice and said, "Do you think there will be villains in the future?"

    The family shook their heads together. In Danyang County, gangsters are more precious than pandas and stupider than pigs. They are basically useless.  The wife realized that the man was still thinking about catching thieves and making a fortune.  "Don't daydream." Usually, he looks very clever, but I didn't expect that everyone in the county was still in a daze when they were sober.

    The man smiled meaningfully: "The bad guys can never be killed."

    There will be no villains this month, there will be villains next month, there will be no villains next month, there will be next year, there will be no villains next year, and there will be ten years later.  As long as there are human beings in this world, there will be villains.

    "I can't meet bad people, my children will meet them, my children won't meet them, my children's children will meet them, as long as we are prepared, one day, we will meet bad people, and then we will become possessed  A local tyrant with 500 acres of land!" The man snapped, his eyes sparkling, "Opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared!"

    The family thought carefully, and the more they thought about it, the more they were right. Even if they didn't meet any bad people, they wouldn't suffer from exercising.

    "Okay, write this into the family motto. The children and grandchildren of our family must exercise for generations to pass on to the family with martial arts!" said the wife.

    The family's relatives and neighbors soon discovered the strangeness, and asked the truth with a few casual words.

    "Exercising doesn't hurt you, our family also practices martial arts!" said relatives and neighbors.

    ? One spreads ten, ten spreads one hundred, and the martial arts in Danyang County flourishes.

    Ma Ershui stared at groups of people running and boxing on the street, and even some old ladies and old men were exercising, and he got bored.  "Bah! You all want to be a good person, but I want to be a veteran!" But he didn't say so, and he didn't dare to sacrifice himself to make others great, Ma Ershui absolutely didn't have it.  From time to time, there are still some eyes looking at him intentionally or unintentionally, obviously waiting for him to do evil.  Ma Ershui sneered: "I can't provoke you, can't I hide? I want to move, to a place where I can do evil!"

    Inside the county office.

    With a base, how can we develop it well?  Hu Xueting began to make long-term plans.  The foundation of the foundation is to promote Luoyang dialect and solve communication problems, otherwise nothing will be mentioned.

    "Then, there are the main missions and side missions." Hu Xueting thought it over. The main mission is to develop technology, climb the technology tree, and strive to get fire (guns), fertilizers, food and guns within ten years. Self-protection in troubled times is a trivial matter.  , might be able to seize the world.

    "A branch line?" Hu Xueting looked around, education, medical care, science popularization, populationthere are too many.

    "How effective is the promotion of Luoyang dialect?" She turned around and asked Zhang Xiaogang, who nodded solemnly: "With the strong support of the county magistrate, gratifying results have been achieved."

    "speak English!"

    Zhang Xiaogang took a look at the other yamen servants. A group of yamen servants watched each other with their eyes and noses, and they refused to come forward after being beaten to death.  "No one learns"

    The language from childhood to adulthood was suddenly replaced by Luoyang dialect, which he did not understand at all. The people in Danyang County enthusiastically supported and resolutely perfunctory.

    "Of course we listen to the order of County Magistrate Hu. We are working hard to learn from Luoyang every day., we are afraid that we will leave here immediately.  "The rest said helplessly that the popularization of Luoyang dialect is getting bigger and bigger. The neighbors in the neighborhood have knocked on the door several times. If they don't know Luoyang dialect, they will be driven away.

    "Let's go to the inn!" I don't believe in the inn and don't accept people who can't speak Luoyang.  A group of people frowned, the cost would skyrocket

    Hu Xueting listened carefully to the various slogans on the street, as if returning to a familiar world.

    "The wisdom of the masses is amazingly similar." Hu Xueting lamented that the violent promotion of Luoyang dialect had a great effect.

    "You can't push too hard, you have to give me a stick and a jujube."

    On the same day, the magistrate of Danyang posted a new notice.

    "The first 100 people who learn Danyang dialect will be rewarded with 888 essays! The first 1,000 learners will be rewarded with 88 essays! The first 5,000 learners will be rewarded with 8 essays!"

    In a certain village, the village head said happily: "I told the yamen servant that our village has completed the great task of popularizing Luoyang dialect, and all the people in the village have learned Luoyang dialect."

    The elders and landlords in the other villages nodded vigorously, and finally got it done, what a surprise.

    A man knocked on the door and entered.

    "Oh, it's Shunzi." The village head knew Shunzi as a waiter in a shop before.

    "Village chief, I still don't know Luoyang dialect." Shunzi said.

    The village head was shocked: "Impossible! Didn't you work as a waiter before? How can you not speak Luoyang dialect!" As a waiter in a service-oriented industry, you have to deal with people from all over the world, how can you speak Luoyang dialect?

    Looking at the despairing eyes of the rest of the elderly landowners, the village chief's forehead was dripping with sweat, it's over!  It's all over!

    Shunzi said: "I can only speak less than ten sentences of Luoyang dialect." For example, guest officer, what do you want, walk slowly, Shenghui 50 Wen, etc.

    "What! You can speak ten sentences?" The village chief stopped shaking his legs and sweating, "You can go to the village to teach Luoyang dialect!"

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    ? 2019.08.28 09:58 Corrected the typo, thank the readers for "returning to coolness" to catch bugs.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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