In the hall of Hu's house, people are densely packed, oh, no, it's not full, but everyone uses the stool as a table and sits cross-legged on the ground.
Even if Hu Xueting has opened a restaurant, it is only a small restaurant with fifteen tables, not so many tables for hundreds of people. A group of generals are used to lying drunk on the battlefield, and they don't mind sitting on the ground at all.
"Write carefully, if you make a mistake, I will beat you to death!" A general licked the tip of his brush, his mouth was black, but eagerly scolded the children.
"I'm starting to read the answers now, and you all memorize them by heart, so that you can pass this big banquet smoothly." Hu Xueting yawned. He was too excited last night, slept late, dreamed again, and his sleep quality was not good.
A group of people are inexplicable, Mao mean?
"My method is to talk on paper!" Hu Xueting said.
A group of generals looked at Hu Xueting clearly, and they didn't even know that "talking about soldiers on paper" was a derogatory term. Hu Xueting was indeed an illiterate old man.
Hu Xueting stared: "Look at you!"
No matter how many signs were hung in front of the banquet held by the head of the Bingzhou Road, Situ, and Yang Su, the Duke of Chu, it was only a banquet after all. Including the chatting and farting in the back garden, it lasted for three hours, minus the happy How much time do the generals and ladies who go to the banquet have to exchange piano, chess, calligraphy and painting with the ladies of other families, or show their demeanor, temperament and knowledge in front of Yang Su, Yang Situ?
At Yang Situ's banquet, will the guests' daughters be asked to make tea, or embroider in public, sing, dance and play the piano in public? It's not about choosing "Miss Luoyang", but also playing a talent show or something, as long as Yang Su's brain is not flooded, it is almost absolutely impossible to happen.
During the whole banquet, there are very few opportunities to show your knowledge and cultivation that you will really encounter. Hu Xueting firmly believes that the entire banquet is most likely only for a cup of tea, and everyone has the opportunity to show their talents.
"What kind of talent can you show in the time of a cup of tea? As long as you make some preparations and memorize the information, you can get away with it by keeping it."
Among the crowd, Mrs. Zhang may have participated in the highest level and most frequent banquets, and she immediately discovered the problem: "How could it be possible that there is only one cup of tea time?"
Before and after eating, there is plenty of time to sit in the garden and chat, and there is time for hundreds of cups of tea.
"That's because you are rude!" Hu Xueting angrily reprimanded.
"When you meet a stranger, or a family member of your father or husband's colleague, do you just say my name? You must have a deep conversation! Tell me where your hometown is, how many people are there in the family, and how many acres of land you have. , What did you like to eat and play when you were young, when did you marry your husband, how many children did you have, how old are the children, at what age did you wet the bed, at what age were you weaned, at what age did you learn one, two, three! There are more than 20 households here , everyone says ten cups of tea, two or three hundred cups of tea can be done with a snap of your fingers!"
Mrs. Zhang was dumbfounded, this method is really easy.
"However, it is very likely that the wives will be at the same table and the children will be at the same table." Mrs. Zhang continued to ask.
A group of girls trembled all over and nodded vigorously.
Under Yang Situ, there were not only a group of vulgar military generals who could not read a few big characters, but also Confucian generals with both civil and military skills, and a large group of civilian officials who were powerless. The children of Confucian generals and civil officials, no matter how you look at it, have learned the Four Books, Five Classics, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since childhood. If a group of children are sitting in a group, a certain civil servant¡¯s daughter carved with jade will politely say to the daughters of vulgar generals in front of him, ¡°Why don¡¯t we come play the piano/recite poems to make a match/play drums and pass flowers/come to drink orders/come to taste Appreciate clothing/taste tea", a group of generals' daughters immediately foamed.
"Stupid!" Hu Xueting scorned, "Soldiers never tire of cheating since ancient times! I have a plan, and I am invincible all over the world."
Arriving at Yang Su's mansion, as long as everyone sits down, they will immediately strike first!
For example, when the servants of Yang Su's mansion served tea, the daughter of a military commander sipped the tea slightly and smiled: "Good tea!"
Another general's daughter immediately continued: "I'm not very educated, so I can't tell whether this tea is West Lake Longjing or Dongting Biluochun."
The rest of the girls continued: "This West Lake Longjing is actually divided into four grades. The first grade is only in Meijiawu. Every leaf must be green"
"There are only 18 tea plants in Yipin Longjing, and the most tender tea tip is selected, only a few ounces per year. Its fragrance is tangy and extraordinary"
"Looking at this leaf, I'm afraid that although it is not a first-class Longjing tea, it is still a rare good tea. I am afraid that I will go to an old tea farmer and taste it carefully"
The long words are memorized, a group of people help each other, and keep outsiders who don't know the details.Suddenly educated a clever daughter into a fool! "
Is it because I have read too many dramas that my brain is flooded, and I really think that if a woman's belongings are taken away by others, it means that it is not clear, a token of love or something? Buy hundreds of sachets on the street, embroider the name if you want to embroider it, and embroider the heart if you want to embroider it. It's a peddler who sells sachets on the street.
At that time, the horoscope is even more weird. From the woman who delivered the child, the servants at home, to the neighbors next door, who doesn't know when the daughter of a certain family was born? Find a piece of paper and write it down, will my son-in-law get it sixteen years later?
And the fortune teller on the street has a lot of horoscopes, and he has married hundreds of wives?
Such a simple thought can survive until now, other than explaining that the Sui Dynasty was in good order, I really don¡¯t know what to say.
Zhang Yuning was aggrieved: "What about the marriage contract? It's your father's autograph and handprint."
Hu Xueting looked at her up and down, and said to Uncle Fu: "I will buy ten pig brains later, and I must make up for her!"
Having said it so clearly, I still don't know how to use my brain.
Throughout Luoyang, who doesn't know that Hu Xueting is an orphan, and his parents died? When I saw my father's name, I thought it was true, and wrote a letter with your ancestor's name on it another day, saying that you owe me tens of thousands of taels of silver, and you don't have to struggle in this life!
Zhang Xutuo looked at Zhang Yuning who was stunned, and then at Mrs. Zhang who was also stunned, and suddenly felt that the law and order in Da Sui was really good.
On the street, Chen Yanbo stared at Hu Xueting. This kind of reaction was beyond his expectation. There were all kinds of tenderness prepared, twists and turns, embracing and crying, which was totally useless.
He finally understood that Hu Xueting deliberately beat him to death and denied him.
"So you guessed what I was going to do, and that's why you want to stop me?" Chen Yanbo smiled evilly, knowing that you would not let go of this young master's potential stock easily, and refused to divorce the engagement if you killed him. The young master has a bright future, how could he follow your wishes?
"I wanted to give you a gentle hug and kiss, which you will remember forever, but now, you are the one who is unlucky."
Chen Yanbo decided to skip a large part of the script and go directly to the most (climax) part.
"Hu Xueting, you don't cultivate women's morality, you are domineering, and you oppress goodness. How can I, Chen Yanbo, marry a woman like you! The marriage contract between Shen and Chen is invalid, and this divorce letter is taken away! From now on, you and I will have nothing to do with each other. Male marriage and female marriage have nothing to do with each other!"
Recording the century-old marriage contract between the Chen and Chen families, Shen Xueting's horoscope was torn to pieces.
Amidst the exclamations all around, Chen Yanbo's cloak finally floated up when the breeze blew. Although it wasn't very high, the hem swayed a few times.
But Chen Yanbo was very satisfied. The engagement between him and Hu Xueting is of course true, otherwise, why would he spend so much effort and painstaking efforts for so long?
Chen Yanbo approached the Hu family in a low-key manner, and quietly retired the engagement, but stayed on the street, deliberately announcing the engagement in the busy city, in full view of the public, just to let everyone in Luoyang know.
From now on, let's see how Hu Xueting behaves!
"Hu Xueting will definitely hang himself tonight! Wahahaha!" Chen Yanbo laughed wildly in his heart, his face remained motionless. How can a notorious woman like Hu Xueting be worthy of him? He is a dragon and a phoenix among people, and he will definitely be the number one scholar in the examination, and become an important minister of the Sui Dynasty!
He, Chen Yanbo, is going to marry the emperor's princess, the daughter of the third prince of the dynasty. How could it be a wild girl like Hu Xueting who has no background? Hu Xueting's black history must be completely eradicated!
In the future, when he became the third company and third company of the Great Sui Dynasty, Hu Xueting, who was divorced and committed suicide in shame, would definitely be written in his biography, and listed as a martyr.
"It's really cheap for Hu Xueting." Chen Yanbo was very sorry.
"piu!"
Under the sun and the breeze, Chen Yanbo flew out.
"Boy, I have endured you for a long time!" Hu Xueting gritted his teeth and beat Chen Yanbo violently.
"How dare you hit me?" Chen Yanbo was incredulous.
Hu Xueting stepped on Chen Yanbo's head, bent down (body), and said viciously: "Who do you think you are? How dare you entertain me?"
"piu! piu! piu!" Chen Yanbo turned into a pig's head, Chen Yanbo became a disabled person, and Chen Yanbo fell into a coma.
Hu Xueting was extremely contemptuous. Is this the legendary divorce flow? Damn, don't you know that divorce is going to the other party's house? You bring eighteen gifts, kneel down and cry bitterly, and then give you the money for retiring, I will definitely agree! You only read half of the resignation stream, idiot!
Hu Xueting turned around, but saw Zhang Xutuo, Mrs. Zhang Yuning, and all the surrounding crowd staring at her with complicated eyes.
Hu Xueting was baffled, why did he look at me? oh! Come to think of it, I still have a classic line in the divorce stream!
Hu Xueting stood still and looked at the sky at a 45¡ã angle. The sun slanted on her face, clearly showing her resolute, painful, sad and stubborn expression. A powerful spiritual force emerged from her body, and everyone They all deeply felt Hu Xueting's confidence and talent, she slowly clenched her fists, and said sharply: "Don't bully the young and poor!" (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com)Mrs. Zhang Xutuo, Zhang Yuning, and all the onlookers stared at her with complicated eyes.
Hu Xueting was baffled, why did he look at me? oh! Come to think of it, I still have a classic line in the divorce stream!
Hu Xueting stood still, looking at the sky at a 45¡ã angle, the sun slantingly shone on her face, clearly showing her resolute, painful, sad and stubborn expression, a powerful spiritual force emerged from her body, and everyone They all deeply felt Hu Xueting's self-confidence and talent, she slowly clenched her fists, and said sharply: "Don't bully the young and poor!" (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com