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- There are still two days left until the Ghost Festival, and Xiang Que came to Fengdu Ghost Town just as a tourist to see if there is any so-called ghost in this small town that is very legendary among the folks.
There are quite a lot of famous places in China, big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen, tourist cities like Suzhou and Hangzhou, Nanjing, the ancient capital of six dynasties, Xi¡¯an, the ancient capital of thirteen dynasties, and if you ask about the ups and downs of ancient and modern times, please only look at Luoyang City Thousand-year-old cities such as Luoyang in Luoyang are well-known among the people, but they are actually not much to talk about. On the contrary, Fengdu, a small county in Chongqing, is very mysterious and eager to understand among the people.
Fengdu is so famous because it is also called ghost city. It is said that the entrance to the underworld is underground in Fengdu County. Some people say that the separation of Yin and Yang is best reflected here. Fengdu is full of ghosts, ghosts can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys, shopping is like shopping in a vegetable market, this is pure nonsense, if the locals of Fengdu hear someone say that, their molars will be Gotta laugh it off.
Especially when it comes to the Ghost Festival, there are always many idle people who come to Fengdu County to taste ghost spirits. Most of these ghosts are young people, and they are accompanied by men and women. It is a creature full of curiosity, but at the same time it is courageous like a bunny that is extremely frightened, and male animals always like to pretend to be stupid and bold in front of them, and then play the role of flower protector.
In the past two days, the tourists in Fengdu County are mainly young men and women, and groups of twos and threes on the streets have started to explore the ghost town.
After doing this, Xiang Que was very sad to find that he couldn't find a place to stay after wandering around Fengdu County. He found several hotels and guesthouses, and all of them had signs that they were full. .
Finally, when he left the urban area and was near the bus station, he found a guest house with a dim sign that seemed to be able to accommodate people.
Xiang Que stood in front of the door of this guest house, first smoked a cigarette, then didn't rush in, squinting his eyes with a curious smile on his face.
Let me talk about the appearance of this guest house first. First of all, it will give you a sense of age. It is definitely very old. It must have been built before the 1980s. It is four floors high, oriented north-south, and the outer walls are all like that. It's a very old brick and tile structure, the walls are covered with creepers, the guest house is surrounded by dilapidated walls, and the ground in the courtyard is uneven.
The guest house itself is a very old word. It only exists near the railway station or bus station in some places, or there are also small cities on the 18th line. Generally, the places are called hotels or hotels, or fashionable accommodation, which is the worst. You can just write two words for accommodation. It is really rare to use a guest house as a signboard.
Why does this guest house make Xiang Que feel very strange, because it can be said that from the appearance of this place, the guest house has several conditions that are not suitable for human habitation.
Dilapidation is only a very small aspect. Many objective factors cannot be seen by outsiders, but Xiang Que can see it at a glance. If there are only one or two factors, it is normal, but this guest house has several.
The folks have a very common formula for residential Feng Shui.
The big tree is directly opposite the door, and it is either hit or killed. The tree in the courtyard is dead and the wealth is gone, and the house is left behind. There is no old man in the house on the road outside the door.
The main road crashes into the middle of the courtyard, an arrow pierces the heart and tears don¡¯t dry up, the hut behind the main house has three crying scenes in five years, two doors are opened in the southeast and southwest, haunted by demons and ghosts, and two doors are opened in the northwest and southeast. In a row, Yin Qi must be in the family.
This is a typical residential feng shui precautions, and these factors must be avoided in places where people live, otherwise there will be too many trivial and chaotic things, but Xiang Que found that this guest house miraculously assembled several conditions.
very perfect!
Right here, if people live here, it¡¯s okay if they are a little more angry, and they can survive a night or two. If you live in two Thai ladyboys, when the clock strikes midnight, it¡¯s all right I can see Sadako and her second aunt crawling out of the TV.
What to say, people living in this place will be unlucky, and dogs will bark, so it is not suitable for primate creatures with high IQ to live in.
However, Xiang Que definitely doesn't matter.
Xiang Que walked into the guest house with a cigarette in his mouth, his hands in his pockets, and was a little surprised when he entered the door. The layout of the guest house was exactly the same.
"What the hell is this plotting?" Xiang Que scratched his head and walked to the front desk, and knocked on the counter with his hand.
A fat woman with a chicken nest head on her head and her face stuck in a millstone raised her head with eye feces on her face: "A stalker?"
"à§,à§" to??Blinked his eyes and said, "I'll come, worshiping Buddha"
"This is a guest house, a place to stay. Are you here to worship Buddha?" The fat sister asked with eyes that were almost invisible.
"Well then, I'm here to stay at the hotel"
The fat woman suddenly laughed, and supported her possibly insignificant body with two thick arms, and leaned in front of Xiang Que with a face as big as a millstone, and said faintly: "Three hundred and eighty yuan a room, no Hot water, no air conditioner, no bathroom, no waiter the bed may not be very clean, and the room is not soundproof there is also a midnight surprise¡±
"Huh, huh" Xiang Que blinked again: "This guest house is opened by the Buddha. People who go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures live here? Three hundred and eighty rooms, what else do you want?"
Fat sister frowned and asked, "Haven't you read our introduction online? Didn't you come here just because of the name?"
Xiang Que was so stupefied, it was a place where such a mouse would have to walk with tears in his eyes, why did he come here because of the name?
Fat sister suddenly sat back impatiently, and said: "Can't you live? I can't live in it. There are only two vacant rooms left. If it is later, there will be no room. We can accept online reservations here, and the room is available every minute. just disappeared"
"Crack" Xiang Que took out a banknote and patted it on the counter. The amount of money is not a problem, the problem is that Xiang Que felt that if he spent four hundred yuan to live in this kind of place, he would be regarded as a fool, but he I'm too lazy to look for it elsewhere, just find a place to deal with it for two days.
Xiang Que asked curiously: "You guys seem to be quite popular here? Hehe how do you do marketing, I'm a little curious"
"Fengdu County is the most characteristic place of a ghost town. Staying in this store can make you feel the atmosphere of ghosts around you. After midnight, you will be given a surprise gift package. When you open your eyes, there are ghosts and ghosts, and when you close them, ghosts cry and howl Dear, Do you want to live in hell? Then please stay in our shop." Fat sister raised her face and spoke forcefully.
"Gudu" Xiang Que swallowed, and was speechless for a long time before asking: "This marketing is really overbearing."
"Hey, don't you have to find a new way to do business? The emphasis is on competition. The small investment in our store needs to gain attention from the service. Adventures are popular now, so our guest house has opened up a one-night ghost tour service"
"Is business getting better?"
"Shua" the fat lady turned the computer screen over, pointed to it and said, "Look, it's full, and the last room was booked online just now."
Xiang Que gave a thumbs up and said, "You must be good at pyramid schemes."
Fat Sister smiled lightly, and said proudly: "That year I was still young, ignorant of youth I was deeply involved in the MLM den, and more than a hundred MLM backbones taught me, and I brainwashed them all in the end. go to Amway"
"Talent," Xiang Que said after holding back for a long time.
"Tatta, Tat, Tat" In the courtyard of the guest house, there was a burst of small footsteps, Xiang Que turned his head, and four figures ran over quickly.
"Boss, we booked the room online just now." A handsome young man ran over in a hurry, rushed to the counter and stretched his neck and said, "There are still rooms, check in, and stay for three days."
"Our store only accepts reservations for two days before the Ghost Festival, and it is not open on the day of the Ghost Festival," the fat lady yawned lazily.
"We will pay double, not triple the price," followed by three young and beautiful girls, and one of them said with big watery eyes, "I'm going to check in on the day of the Hungry Ghost Festival."
Fat sister shook her head coldly: "It won't work even five times, I won't be able to live that day"
The big eyes suddenly patted the handsome guy in front of the counter and said, "What do you think of him? Give it to you, take it to eat and drink with you and go shopping, and we will pay for it"
Fat sister tilted her head, licked her thick lips with her tongue, and stared blankly at him for a long time, the little handsome guy was about to cry.
"I can't live"
Is Xiang Que really convinced, Fat Sister is really not fooling anyone, is there really someone rushing to live in this guest house, and they want to stay for three days?
A few minutes later, Xiang Que walked towards the stairs, followed by four chattering people.
"Xu Guo, you should have exposed your eight-pack abs and mermaid line just now, to seduce her, I don't believe you can show your sunny side, and you still can't take down that fat woman, why are we coming to Fengdu? No Is it just to see ghosts, how can I bump into ghosts if I don¡¯t live here on the day of the Ghost Festival? What about the sacrifices agreed on the way?" Big eyes waved their small fists, and the tone was very dissatisfied.
Xu Guo said with a drooping face: "If you let me go to seduce her again, I will hang myself in front of your bed tonight, and then you will see ghosts immediately, Wang Xiaoyao, my aunt, please forgive me no?"
Wang Xiaoyao sighed, and said: "Well, it's really difficult for you."
Xiang Que turned around with a confused face, and there were four young people behind him, a handsome guy with big eyes who was almost forced to sell himself, and two girls who looked quiet but had cunning eyes.
Young people are fearless, what the hell are young people thinking about these days?
If you like Taoist priests, please collect them: Taoist priests are not easy to mess with, and the update speed is the fastest. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)Damn, Wang Xiaoyao, my aunt, can you spare me? "
Wang Xiaoyao sighed, and said: "Well, it's really difficult for you."
Xiang Que turned around with a confused face, and there were four young people behind him, a handsome guy with big eyes who was almost forced to sell himself, and two girls who looked quiet but had cunning eyes.
Young people are fearless, what the hell are young people thinking about these days?
If you like Taoist priests, please collect them: Taoist priests are not easy to mess with, and the update speed is the fastest. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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