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Chapter 1121 You Have a Bloody Disaster

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    Wang Xiaotao's bedroom should not be called a bedroom. When Xiang Que came in, he found that the pigsty in the yard might be better than his bedroom.  I want to talk about cao, the quilt and quilt on the bed are all bang bang when you touch it, what's the matter?

    "First of all, the bedding has not been changed for a long time. Another thing you have to understand is that as a single youth, people will always have some needs. Can you make the truth that you are full of energy? Sometimes you can't control it.  "

    Xiang Que asked with a confused face: "Nocturnal emission?"

    "Sometimes it may be that you masturbate a little more frequently, and hundreds of millions of descendants have stayed on it," Wang Xiaotao said shyly.

    "Grass, stop talking, lay me a clean sheet on the floor, I won't sleep with you," Xiang Que said in a broken voice.

    "Oh, brother, brother, don't worry, I'm not lying, I just masturbated yesterday, so I'm sure I'm not interested today, and I can't fuck you when you sleep in the same bed with me  At most, I will stab you twice," Wang Xiaotao said thoughtfully.

    Xiang Que waved his hand irritably, and said speechlessly: "Don't talk to me, hurry up"

    "Are you really not going to sleep?"

    "Just your quilt and sheets, I'm afraid I'll get myself pregnant when I lie on it"

    Wang Xiaotao found a relatively clean sheet for Xiang Que and spread it on the floor, and Xiang Que endured careful inspection several times until he was sure that there was nothing wrong with it before lying on it.

    On the bed, Wang Xiaotao crossed her legs and used alcohol and gauze to briefly treat her head. Xiang Que really wanted to tell Wang Xiaotao that if you went to Korea to find someone to get the scar on his head, there was only one result, whether it was skin grafting or skin grafting.  The scar removal surgery did not have any effect in the end, and he had to develop towards Erlang's temperament.

    "My lord, am I your lord, or are you my lord" Xiang Que looked at Wang Xiaotao and murmured.

    Holding the mobile phone, Wang Xiaotao lay on the bed and said to Xiang Que, "Tell me, how can I elegantly ask a woman to have sex, and then she still agree?"

    Xiang Que held back for a long time before he remembered Wang Xuanzhen's most frequently used phrase in WeChat chats: "Hi girl, I have a project worth nearly 300 million and I need your help, can I?"

    "Three hundred millionsperm" Wang Xiaotao suddenly understood, opened WeChat and sent this sentence to a girl who had been chatting for a long time recently.

    The other party quickly replied to Wang Xiaotao's message, and then the relationship between the two began from the 300 million project.

    "If this woman is beautiful, it's not easy to make love. She really needs skills. I used to ignore her when I talked to her. Now when I talk about the 300 million project, she immediately gets excited." Wang Xiaotao lay down  On the bed, he crossed his legs happily.

    "Pretty is capital," Xiang Que said.

    Wang Xiaotao sighed and said: "More than ten years ago, there was a Korean female star named Jun Ji-hyun who told us in a movie Sassy Girl that as long as a woman is beautiful, a man can be abused casually. Ten years later, the same Jun Ji-hyun  Use a TV series, You from the Stars, to tell us that as long as a woman is beautiful, you are an alien man, and you can still abuse it, don¡¯t get used to it, there¡¯s nothing wrong with it!¡±

    Xiang Que held back for a long time, then gave a thumbs up and said, "Incisive!"

    "Brother, really, if I really have a project of 300 million yuan in my hand, just these stupid little girls who only care about money, I sleep with a hundred of them a year, and they are all taking care of the growth of the flowers of the motherland," Wang Xiaotao said proudly.  Said.

    Xiang Que gave another thumbs up and said, "You're not afraid of exhausting yourself to death."

    "Isn't this just using your kidneys to make up for it every day? There is a lot of inventory. Brother, don't look at you sleeping under the bed. If I really slap you, I can still lick you, and you can still feel the pain"

    Xiang Que pointed at him and said, "If you keep pushing, you won't be far away from being stabbed again."

    Xiang Que turned over to sleep, Wang Xiaotao continued to chat on WeChat, and the momentum of development was very good, and it was already vaguely on the agenda to put sex on the schedule.

    "Honey, I'm sleepy"

    "Well, go to sleep, I'm sleepy too," Wang Xiaotao replied.

    "You give me a kiss"

    "What?" Wang Xiaotao typed excitedly.

    "Husband, I want a hug"

    "Okay." Wang Xiaotao sent a hugging emoji.

    "Husband, take a picture of me sleeping"

    "Okay, pat" Wang Xiaotao was going crazy.

    Fifteen minutes later.

    "Husband, tell me a story and put me to sleep."

      "What the hell" Wang Xiaotao was almost drowsy due to excessive blood loss, and tremblingly said: "Come on, come on, don't sleep, I'll go find you, right now  Tell you the story of an old man pushing a cart, and then give you all my 300 million projects"

    "Go away, stinky rascal"

    From Wang Xiaotao's wechat chat, it can be seen that if a woman is too aggressive, a young man who solves his lonely life by masturbation is not willing to spoil you, so women really can't be too aggressive.

    the next morning.

    Xiang Que and Wang Xiaotao got up from the bed. When they left the room, his father had already gone out, but there was a pile of money on the table at home. A rough scan of it was about ten thousand yuan. The money was very scattered.  There are even ten, five, and one dollar bills. It can be seen that these money must have been scraped together abruptly.

    Next to the money was a piece of paper, on which it was written: "Take this money and go to a big hospital to have a look. The scars on your face have to be removed. You are not married yet. Our family is poor and you look ugly.  , how will you marry a daughter-in-law after you have this scar?"

    "I said why didn't the pigs at home squawk in the morning?" Wang Xiaotao's eyes were red, and when she held the note in her hand, she almost drenched herself.

    Wang Xiaotao didn't wait until the day his father killed the pig, and the pig was sold, but he felt that selling the pig was worse than killing him.

    Xiang Que put his hands in his pockets, and asked lightly: "Sad, sad."

    "Aggrieved" Wang Xiaotao pursed her lips and said.

    "You know it's not too late to be aggrieved, so let me give you a chance?" Xiang Que said.

    "What chance?"

    "Don't you say that I am your nobleman, okay, then I will be your nobleman, and you can hang out with me from now on," Xiang Que said, patting him on the shoulder.

    "What do you mean?" Wang Xiaotao asked very ignorantly.

    "Stay with me for a few days first, and then I'll arrange something for you. It's difficult to say, but easy to say. There is a newborn child, and I need you to stay by her side all the time.  You can do nothing but people can't leave her I will give you one million a year"

    The so-called nobles are actually mutual. When he becomes your noble, as everyone knows, you may also be his noble.

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