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Chapter 960

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    Xiang Que found out that this young couple is actually very weird. All the factors of infertility have been gathered together, let alone four years, even eight years without any movement in the stomach.

    The most taboo is to place fish tanks in the bedroom. Fish are yin and water is also yin. The combination of the two makes the bedroom too yin.  It is not good for pregnancy. Some people have a bathroom in the master bedroom. This is nothing, but if the bathroom is just facing the bed, the filth will invade the body for a long time, and sex will prevent pregnancy. In addition to these two points, the bedroom  If the outside of the window is facing the rockery, there is a saying in the Feng Shui pattern that it is called a tire leakage stone. Even if a woman has fetal gas after having sex, it will be taken away by the rockery outside the window.

    None of these three will be pregnant, let alone they are all taken up, even if you worship Guanyin, it will not work.

    "Master, do you have a solution?" This person is easy to be cheap, if Xiang Que took the initiative to show them the pole, the couple would not doubt it, but Xiang Que refused repeatedly and they felt that this person would definitely  With some real skills, charlatans wouldn't be so eager to refuse and welcome.

    "Do you have another house?" Xiang Que asked.

    "have"

    Xiang Que said succinctly: "Change your residence. This house is not suitable for you to live in. If you change another house, please pay attention. Don't put a fish tank in the place where you sleep, and it's better not to have a bathroom. After opening the window, it's better to have a wider view outside.  After calculating the time, the two of you will work hard for a few nights, and the hard work of making a human will bear fruit."

    The couple looked at each other in a daze in bewilderment, and asked, "Is this the end? Don't need to take some tonic, draw a talisman or something?"

    "I just let you eat the dragon whip. It's useless if you don't change places to live. In fact, there is nothing wrong with the two of you. The main problem lies in the house you two live in. It's a simple matter. Don't think it's so troublesome, ok  No?" Xiang Que raised his hand and said, "Trust me, throw the money down and go, if you don't believe me, pick up the money and find the next one."

    The young couple got up and bowed, and said: "It took more than a hundred thousand yuan, which is not bad for you. We will go back and change the house. If we are really happy, we will come here specially, and we will give it to you at that time."  You can make a golden body"

    "I can't bear it, go, go" Xiang Que waved, after thinking for a while, he suddenly asked: "How did you guys find this place?"

    "My family has a distant relative who lives in Wuhan. He mentioned it to us once, saying that the Taoist temple in Huangpao Mountain is very effective. I knew it last year but I have been busy with other things. Now if I have time, I will take the time to come here."

    Xiang Que sighed faintly, this Taoist view has been ruined like this, and there are still people who believe in it so much, you said that when people are at a loss, their heads really lose their judgment, and they are completely in a state of panic and speculation  The point.

    After the young couple left, sure enough, another auspicious cloud gathered above the Taoist temple, and the merits and virtues descended again.

    After Xiang Que received the merit, he let out a long breath: "Master, you really didn't lie to me."

    According to Xiang Que's estimate, Zhang Liang followed Chisongzi to Huangpao Mountain and built Liangshan Taoist Temple here. Even if he didn't achieve Taoism and ascend to immortality, he must have become a big man after reincarnation.

    Such merits and virtues are indeed a great tonic for those who practice feng shui and yin and yang.

    Even if Xiang Que only has a brain capacity of 0.5, he still wants to understand one thing at this time. Even if the trio of master and apprentice are slashed with knives, they can't leave by themselves.

    "It's okay to spend some money and work hard." Xiang Que said firmly: "Just treat it as fucking serving the people."

    Today is the first day of the lunar new year, which is a good day to worship Buddha and Sanqing.

    After noon, several waves of people came to Liangshan Taoist temple one after another. Xiang Que opened his heart and received them all, and served them with all his heart. After several calculations, he found that indeed every time he finished his work, he would have merit  After coming down, after receiving more than a dozen waves of people at night, he felt a little ready to move in his body.

    Since entering Tongyin, apart from the last time I heard Tianyin in the old man's tomb, this is the second time I have obviously felt signs of loosening the realm.

    "If it goes on like this, I don't know how long it will take before we can make great progress."

    As the evening approached, the trio of master and apprentice came back.

    "It's all bubbles, just a moment of fireworks"

    Sun Changting walked with his hands behind his back and hummed a little tune. He looked happier in this state. When Ning Haichen walked with his crotch clamped, it was as if a detonator had been tied behind his buttocks. It would easily explode if he was not careful. The most important thing  It was he who was still carrying a big rooster with a red crown in his hand.

    "Hey, why does he walk like this?What about?  "Xiang Que asked Sun Changting.

    "Rural people who work all year round will have calluses on their hands, right?"

    Xiang Que nodded in bewilderment, but didn't understand why this old man would bring the topic to this.

    "You gave him 20 yuan in the morning, and he used the money to find Widow Li. Widow Li rubbed him for a long time, removing all the calluses on his hands. Do you think he can walk like this?"

    "What's this going to be like?" Xiang Que was stunned for a long time before he said, "It's worth twenty yuan."

    Ning Haichen threw the rooster in his hand to the ground, cupped his hands at Xiang Que and said, "Please fellow Daoist, butcher this chicken and stew it, I have to make up for itdon't pour the soup, keep it for me  I can make some rice tomorrow morning and make up for it.¡±

    "Yes, it's time to mend it." Xiang Que picked up the big cock speechlessly.

    Bai Xiaosheng also came back from the outside with a few bottles of wine. When he saw the rooster in Xiang Que's hand, his eyes lit up: "This rooster is quite fleshy."

    Xiang Que picked it up and said, "It must be more than four catties."

    "Huh?" Bai Xiaosheng blinked his eyes and said, "This chicken looks familiar."

    Ning Haichen gave a dry cough, walked to the side and sat down: "The chickens are all about the same size, who can tell the difference between the good and the bad?"

    "I rely on" Bai Xiaosheng stretched his neck and took a few glances, then said in shock, "Isn't this the chicken of Widow Li's family? I know it."

    "Shua" Xiang Que's eyes drifted to Ning Haichen's body, and he was immediately speechless.

    "You spent 20 yuan to get the widow to fuck you for a long time, and before you left, you even let the chicken out This is a little wicked, right?" Xiang Que sighed  .

    "Let's stew it quickly, my legs will tend to cramp if I eat a bite late." Ning Haichen said very righteously: "After I finish eating this chicken, I will rest for two days and have energy.  For a woman who lives alone in a vacant house for many years, this is not a gift, I ate the chicken, but it is also used on her She is not a loss!"

    Xiang Que pursed his lips, speechless!

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